Let's play... CAPTION THIS! Sports edition

[Fran]

"Hurry up, we've gotta finish quick. Coach Sampson is calling again!"

 

[Immortalfire]

"I wonder if my contract covers girlfriends that make me lose games."

 

[cyborg ninja 14]

Rep. Davis: ''Mr. Clemens, do you recall bleeding through your pants in 2001?''

Oh wait, someone actually ****ing said that

 

[Immortalfire]

Coach: Ilya, if you get the puck, you can have some rich chocolate Ovaltine after the game!
Ilya Kovalchuk: Oh heck yes.

 

[cyborg ninja 14]

Guy in glasses: I will kick your ass mother****er!

Rusty Hardin: (stares blankly) *thinking to self*...my toupee could kick his ass...

Clemens: Misremembered! Misremembered! Former President Bush found me hunting deer in Texas, containing no relevance whatsoever, he misremembered!

 

[Addendum]

I did not renew my contract for this

 

[3dman27]

"I wonder if my contract covers girlfriends that make me lose games."

at the rate i'm going,JESSICA SIMPSON could play better football

 

[Mee]

 

[Badger]

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"...and nobody thought I could do it."