Caption This: Horror Movie Edition

[hulkamania85]

Well, I found this pic and I've been having fun on caption this threads so I figured start a horror film one just in time for Halloween.

"Oof. Darn that killer, I would be able to fit through this thing if he hadn't held up the line and I had been able to call Jenny!"

 

[Fran]

"After a bad take in the kitchen scene from 'Jurassic Park,' one of Lex's stunt double suffers a terrible death due to a mechanical error with the raptor, and suffered THO.

 

[Jennifer Walters]

Tatum: What the hell?! Damn you Ghostface! You lied! Sidney is so not naked on this end!

 

[hulkamania85]

Tatum: "And when Sidney reminded me of my diet last night I told her it wasn't like that carton of Breyer's was going to kill me."

 

[WorthyStevens]

Fake blonde hair: $40

Tight green turtleneck tee: $60

Getting stuck in a catdoor when you're moments away from painful death: Priceless

 

[Jennifer Walters]

Ben: Arrrrr matey.

 

[Dr. Fate]

Fake blonde hair: $40

Tight green turtleneck tee: $60

Getting stuck in a catdoor when you're moments away from painful death: Priceless

Nyahahaha

JASON: "I've come for da booze and da b****es."

 

[WorthyStevens]

Michael: Why won't you return my calls?

 

[hulkamania85]

Thanks to nightmareonelmstreetfilms.com

Nancy: Damn you e-Harmony!

Oh don't mind me miss! Just trimming the hedges is all!

Kristen: Are you sure you don't want a salad or something? I'm pretty sure I'm just empty calories.

 

[WorthyStevens]

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.

 

[KenK]

Thanks to nightmareonelmstreetfilms.com

Nancy: Damn you e-Harmony!

HA!!t:

 

[Bad Superman]

LAURIE (Thinking to herself): I don't think he's buying the "I'm his reflection in the mirror" thing. . .

 

[Dr. Fate]

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.

Hahahaha

"This isn't funny!"

 

[Hotwire]

Jamie: Oh my God!! It's William Shatner!!

 

[SoulManX]

"Damn Breast Implants"

 

[Dr. Fate]

NANCY: "This really is the prom date from Hell!"

 

[WorthyStevens]

AND THAT'S WHY YOU ALWAYS LEAVE A NOTE.

 

[Bad Superman]

SANTINO'S CENTER FOR THE ANOREXIC

WE REALLY CARE FOR YOUR HEALTH​

 

[JackBauer]

LAURIE: Gross! He's got a huge booger coming out of his nose!

 

[JackBauer]

"Okay, I'm a b!tch, but not literally!"

 

[JackBauer]

"So, I'm gonna leave you my phone number here on the fridge... Now you're booty-call enabled."

 

[LastSunrise1981]

Michael-........

Jason- I told you she really let herself go after True Lies.

 

[Dr. Fate]

LAURIE: "I don't have the rum!"

 

[ToddIsDead]

"I'm here for the gang-bang."

 

[mulbree]

Freddy - 'aw c'mon, my bow tie isn't that scary'