Lets say you're driving home from work...

[The Spawn]

...about seven minutes into your drive, you make a right turn and all you hear is a thud. You stop your car, get out and look underneath it to find that you've just run over a man and his two little girls.

You hop into your car and speed off before anyone can see you in this quiet little neighborhood...the question is...

Do you post about it on The Hype!?

 

[cookiva]

I would be confused, because i basically only take the highway to get home. Why would they be walking down the highway?


Also, is it Fran with kids? If it was, Im fine.

 

[Excel]

Not if they were Asian

 

[terry78]

Are you the person in this scenario?

 

[Mister J]

I'd get out and rifle through their pockets for loose change or candy before leaving the scene.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Let's say you're perusing the Hype, and there's a genuinely thought-provoking, funny or cool thread by The Spawn...Where are you when you see this?

• Narnia
• Oz
• Bizarro World
• Purgatory
• Asgard
• The Neighborhood of Make-Believe
• Eternia
• Sucked into the TV with Carol Anne
• Helping Axl Rose record "Chinese Democracy"

 

[Mee]

...about seven minutes into your drive, you make a right turn and all you hear is a thud. You stop your car, get out and look underneath it to find that you've just run over a man and his two little girls.

You hop into your car and speed off before anyone can see you in this quiet little neighborhood...the question is...

Do you post about it on The Hype!?

Am I blind?

 

[cookiva]

Let's say you're perusing the Hype, and there's a genuinely thought-provoking, funny or cool thread by The Spawn...Where are you when you see this?

• Helping Axl Rose record "Chinese Democracy"

No, its helping him plan the marketing for the album release, set to come out in a few weeks.

 

[Dangerous]

I want Chinese Democracy before I die from old age.

 

[terry78]

I want Chinese Democracy before I die from old age.

So do the Chinese.

 

[bell110]

...about seven minutes into your drive, you make a right turn and all you hear is a thud. You stop your car, get out and look underneath it to find that you've just run over a man and his two little girls.

You hop into your car and speed off before anyone can see you in this quiet little neighborhood...the question is...

Do you post about it on The Hype!?

Why do you ask? Did you hit a man and his two little girls?

 

[Mee]

Are you the person in this scenario?

If he's the guy I run over, yes...I would post about it on the Hype.

 

[bell110]

I want Chinese Democracy before I die from old age.

Wasn't the original name for the album going to be "When Pigs Fly"?

 

[The Spawn]

No, but del Toro did.

 

[Immortalfire]

Have we really reached this low?

 

[cookiva]

Trying to go lower. Make a new wolrd record.

 

[The Spawn]

1 out of 6 Hype!sters says yes.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

1 out of 6 Hype!sters says yes.

They would make a thread, but it would end with them getting into a cab and going to live with their auntie in Bel Air.

 

[Holly]

i hit a squirrel once and cried, the noise was gross. im a little surprised i havent killed anyone while driving, my rear view mirror is pointed at myself. lol

 

[AndThePickles]

Why would you rush home to ask for advice on a message board? You should clearly stay and call the police.

 

[Immortalfire]

Why would you rush home to ask for advice on a message board? You should clearly stay and call the police.

Any true blue Hypester would.

 

[AndThePickles]

Any true blue Hypester would.

 

[Fran]

Also, is it Fran with kids? If it was, Im fine.

Wait, wtf?

 

[DBella]

Why would you rush home to ask for advice on a message board? You should clearly stay and call the police.

Because there is no other place to turn to and the people here are excellent at giving advice?

But yeah, stay and call the police.

 

[Immortalfire]

It is sad, to be sure. But that's the way it goes here. For sobbing out loud, I can vaguely recall someone making a thread asking what pair of shoes they should wear.