I'm at work reading this old book (1990), "The Late Night with David Letterman Book of Top Ten Lists", and one of the lists is Batman's Top Ten Pet Peeves. Now, a lot of them are really stupid, as is the case with most of Dave's lists, but some are good (like 1, 2, 8, & 9). Enjoy...well as much as you can!
10. After dramatic entrance at the scene of crime, having to convince everybody he's not a professional wrestler.
9. When you can see the outline of his underwear through the batsuit.
8. Punks who gather around and smart off while he's getting gas for the Batmobile.
7. Nuclear power source for utility belt has rendered him sterile.
6. When really stupid people shout out, "Hey! Where's Tonto?'
5. When dry cleaner accidentally switches batsuit with San Diego Chicken costume.
4. When an episode focuses way too much on Jake (Oh, I'm sorry. That's one of the pet peeves of the "Fatman").
3. Seeing Alfred the butler talking to Albert Goldman.
2. The way any two-bit moron with a flashlight and piece of cardboard can summon him at night.
1. When people call him "The Batman." It's just "Batman", damn it!
10. After dramatic entrance at the scene of crime, having to convince everybody he's not a professional wrestler.
9. When you can see the outline of his underwear through the batsuit.
8. Punks who gather around and smart off while he's getting gas for the Batmobile.
7. Nuclear power source for utility belt has rendered him sterile.
6. When really stupid people shout out, "Hey! Where's Tonto?'
5. When dry cleaner accidentally switches batsuit with San Diego Chicken costume.
4. When an episode focuses way too much on Jake (Oh, I'm sorry. That's one of the pet peeves of the "Fatman").
3. Seeing Alfred the butler talking to Albert Goldman.
2. The way any two-bit moron with a flashlight and piece of cardboard can summon him at night.
1. When people call him "The Batman." It's just "Batman", damn it!
