Lifetime's Unauthorized TV Show Biopics

[Sawyer]

Saved By The Bell

Full House

Beverly Hills 90210

Melrose Place

Who the f*** is casting these things and how long is the casting process? Two days at a shopping mall in Los Angeles?

 

[Doctor Jones]

I lost it when I saw that Full House one. Like ****ing lost it.

 

[Sawyer]

I can't get over the fact that Joey looks like an ex-con. It looks like, when he inevitably does his "Cut It Out" bit, he'll literally pull out a shiv and carve off Bob Saget's face.

 

[Doctor Jones]

I can't get over the fact that Joey looks like an ex-con. It looks like, when he inevitably does his "Cut It Out" bit, he'll literally pull out a shiv and carve off Bob Saget's face.

Who the hell is playing Bob Saget? My God, we're living in a world where someone is playing Bob Saget in a biopic for Full House.

 

[cronosred]

I'm guessing Baywatch won't be far behind.

 

[Primal Slayer]

 

[Sawyer]

God, I can't wait until Glee gets theirs.

 

[cronosred]

God, I can't wait until Glee gets theirs.

You just know it's going to happen, it's only a question of when.

 

[Schlosser85]

God, I can't wait until Glee gets theirs.

At this rate, it's gonna take a group debate lasting days to piece together who is supposed to be who though.

 

[Primal Slayer]

I can only imagine what the actors playing Colfer/Criss/Mark will look like.

 

[Sawyer]

Colfer will look 29, even though he was 18 when the show started.
Criss will be blonde.
Salling will be Filipino.

 

[Primal Slayer]

Colfer will look 29, even though he was 18 when the show started.
Criss will be blonde.
Salling will be Filipino.

 

[WorthyStevens]

I dread to think what a 'Married...with Children' one would look like.

 

[Majik1387]

The best thing about the 90210 one is that the girl who played Tiffani Amber Thiesen in the Saved by the Bell movie is coming back. Lifetime apparently likes continuity.



I'd say their last(only?) good bio movie was the Anna Nicole Smith one, at least in terms of Hollywood celebrity. I also didn't mind the Lizzie Borden movie.
I don't know why they veered away from the women led movies where they're on trial or getting revenge on someone.

 

[Prison Mike]

I want the girl who plays Shannen in the 90210 one to play her in a Charmed one if they ever make that. I want some damn continuity in my lifetime movie universe!

 

[Drizzle]

Being a casting director for Lifetime must be like being a meteorologist. They've completely missed the mark and they still get to keep their jobs.

 

[Sawyer]

I want the girl who plays Shannen in the 90210 one to play her in a Charmed one if they ever make that. I want some damn continuity in my lifetime movie universe!

Oh gawd. Three plain dark haired white girls, good luck telling them apart.

At least when McGowan gets there, we'll be able to tell because she'll change her hair color every five minutes.

 

[WorthyStevens]

I don't know why they veered away from the women led movies where they're on trial or getting revenge on someone.

Time for a "Mother, May I Sleep with Danger?" reboot.

 

[Primal Slayer]

Oh gawd. Three plain dark haired white girls, good luck telling them apart.

At least when McGowan gets there, we'll be able to tell because she'll change her hair color every five minutes.

Lol you know they will end the movie with Roses casting since there wasn't really any drama after s4.

 

[Majik1387]

I also really liked the Flowers in the Attic movies they did. It's the kind of soap opera-esque stories I expect.

 

[cheungcheung]

I want the girl who plays Shannen in the 90210 one to play her in a Charmed one if they ever make that. I want some damn continuity in my lifetime movie universe!

Lol. YES!

 

[Primal Slayer]

 

[Majik1387]

How the hell did they build the house set mirrored from the actual set?

 

[Primal Slayer]

Pictures of the old house, it wasn't really elaborate.

 

[Majik1387]

I mean, it's pretty simple to see that the door should be on the left as well as the stairs landing.


Omg I just realized something......when do you think they'll do their Cosby Show unauthorized story?
I'm surprised it hasn't been in talks yet.