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Lindsay Lohan...as Sailor Moon?!

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We suppose this could be considered our first legitimate completely unsubstantiated rumor that'll probably turn out to be false scoop. We were recently passed on the information that a Japanese Magazine titled Animage, in their current issue, announced that Fox has acquired the rights to the popular anime series SAILOR MOON and is looking to Joss Whedon to presumably write and direct a live action film. Further, they're hoping Miss Can't Keep Her Genitals Inside Her Clothes herself Lindsay Lohan will star alongside Jennifer Garner (as the main villain) in an all non-Asian cast.

All we know about Sailor Moon is that it features petite teens dressed in skimpy school girl-ish uniforms and knowing that, we can only hope that by the combined power of Xenu, Phillip Berg and Arnold Schwarzenegger, this news it's true".

Sweet. Go Lindsay Lohan!











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Ruin Sailor-Moon for everyone!!
 
I also heard that Lohan has been undergoing painful bone-stretching treatments to acheive that long-legged anime look in real life!
 
Today's crazed teen boys would go nuts for the Lohan in those little Sailor skirts.
 
I always liked the one with blue hair. There's just something about blue hair that makes me want to spank someone at a FPS.
 
Wesyeed said:
I always liked the one with blue hair. There's just something about blue hair that makes me want to spank someone at a FPS.

My grandmother has blue hair :(
 
NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo!!!!:eek: She shouldn't be Sailor Moon!


























She should be Sailor Jupiter:D
 
Eh, it isn't like Sailor Moon is the pennicle of Anime or something...

Now, if she was being cast for Akira or Neon Genesis Evagalion, then I would understand. :o
 
I dont know much about Sailor Moon, but Lohan in a school girl outfit is a ok with me
 
Kmack said:
NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo!!!!:eek: She shouldn't be Sailor Moon!


























She should be Sailor Jupiter:D

:mad: Jupiter rox!!!! Don't give Lohan that character!!! Or any of the characters for that matter!!!!! ANTI-LOHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad:
 
Great, another American Pop-Scum to ruin something that isn't American, as always. :mad:
 
Wilhelm-Scream said:
I also heard that Lohan has been undergoing painful bone-stretching treatments to acheive that long-legged anime look in real life!
I can't imagine what she's taking to make her eyes bigger...
 
Dr. Victor Lehnsherr said:
I can't imagine what she's taking to make her eyes bigger...

any anti depressant would probably do the trick
 
Didnt Lohan say she wanted to do a action character? I wouldnt be suprised if this is true.
 
Darth Elektra said:
Didnt Lohan say she wanted to do a action character? I wouldnt be suprised if this is true.

duz shouting Moon Prism Power and waving wands around count as action?
 
I hope it's true and Uwe Boll is directing.
 

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