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[Carcharodon]

YA just had to be smarter than me on the sharks uh Car?????????

Weeeelllllllllllllll, I AM trying to become an elasmobranchiologist.

 

[Carcharodon]

I was jokeing.

But whats the ratio of sharks killing humans to humans killing sharks in a close combat situation, hmmm? You think a sharks biggest threat is scuba diving *****e-bags?

In what situation? If they're carrying a power-head, then the shark is ****ed.