Man busted for having sex...with a picnic table

[aSyluM7]

With tables? This is like a cut scene from "Family Guy"

 

[JaD]

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

"He confirmed to police the incidents caught on the DVDs and said he had also had sex with the table inside the home."

& he lives near an elementary school! Just...

 

[Dangerous]

He has sex,- with tables.
Cool.

 

[jaguarr]

It was a metal table.

... and I don't know if that makes it better or worse.


... probably worse.

It's a one way ticket to midnight. Call it...heavy metal...

jag

 

[BatMatt]

hmm splinters? I take a human sexuality class at college and every Thursday we go over odd sex stories. People have also been caught having sex with a vacuum (kind of makes sense), a bike, and the sidewalk

 

[Victarion]

hmm splinters? I take a human sexuality class at college and every Thursday we go over odd sex stories. People have also been caught having sex with a vacuum (kind of makes sense), a bike, and the sidewalk

Sidewalk? Elaborate. Morbid curoosity dictates that I must know how someone could go about it.

 

[Apollo]

I guess he is still trying to comprehend the existence of women.

 

[BatMatt]

Sidewalk? Elaborate. Morbid curoosity dictates that I must know how someone could go about it.

unfortunately that's all I know on the story, how he exactly did it is something for our imaginations to ponder

EDIT:Not sure if its the same case (does this happen often?) but here's an article
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotland/south_of_scotland/7079288.stm

 

[Lighthouse]

Hmmmm, as insanely bizzare as this is, did the guy actually commit a crime?

 

[Victarion]

Hmmmm, as insanely bizzare as this is, did the guy actually commit a crime?

No means no. Apparently the table told him "no."

 

[Eggyman]

"He confirmed to police the incidents caught on the DVDs and said he had also had sex with the table inside the home."

& he lives near an elementary school! Just...

I know! Elementary schools have hundreds of tables

 

[Immortalfire]

No means no. Apparently the table told him "no."

That poor, violated table.

 

[Warhammer]

Hell yeah, sex with picnic tables is where it's at.

 

[Morg]

Surprised no one said this:

tables aren't for farking...they're for eating out.

 

[Damien Rage]

ok seriously...not trying to be offensive...but wtf is up with people in ohio??? yall been drinking erie water or something? the last few really whacked stories I have read (the kind that make you say "are people that effed up?") have been from ohio...

I know there's crazies everywhere (hello I'm from Jersey. I don't have much room to talk) but really...

 

[Ice-man]

it must have been a pretty attractive picnic table..


where did he even stick it, did he drill a hole?

 

[Morg]

ok seriously...not trying to be offensive...but wtf is up with people in ohio??? yall been drinking erie water or something? the last few really whacked stories I have read (the kind that make you say "are people that effed up?") have been from ohio...

I know there's crazies everywhere (hello I'm from Jersey. I don't have much room to talk) but really...

apparently you never read Fark, Florida beats us with the weird news every time

 

[Alex The Great]

MORG!


oh wait, got another one.....


THE MYSTERY OF BRUTALS WHEREABOUTS HAS BEEN REVEALED


hahha.....i'm so witty

 

[Damien Rage]

apparently you never read Fark, Florida beats us with the weird news every time

Nope I will have to look it up. What is it? Fark.com? Yeah Florida has it's own class of crazies I think. I have lived here 8 years and I'm still not used to somethings.

I heard on the radio (awhile back) that some guy (in Tampa or something)refused to pay alimony to his ex. His argument was that: if I can not legally be married to a man, then I should not legally have to pay alimony to a man...they divorced becuase the wife wanted/had a sex change.

 

[Apophis]

There's a a lot of crazies in the world.

 

[Grizzly Mac&Cheese]

Wood meet wood

 

[Symbiotic]

This gave me a good laugh.

 

[Captain_BluTac]

it must have been a pretty attractive picnic table..


where did he even stick it, did he drill a hole?

If I were to hazard a guess, I would guess he was "attacking" the parasol hole.

 

[spideyboy_1111]

i want to know how things like a picnic table can feel good sounds more painful