Man busted for having sex...with a picnic table

[Sawyer]

I wonder if the guy looks for pictures of bare picnic tables on the internets...

"Oh yeah, thats the good stuff..."

 

[Captain_BluTac]

I wonder if the guy looks for pictures of bare picnic tables on the internets...

"Oh yeah, thats the good stuff..."

Don't be daft LSM, that table doesn't have a parasol hole.

 

[Sawyer]

Don't be daft LSM, that table doesn't have a parasol hole.

How stupid of me. Now this...

 

[Tissues]

The tipster took the time to make, not just one, but three DVDs.

 

[Alex The Great]

DAMN IT MORG!

 

[Morg]

DAMN IT MORG!

what? I beat you posting this?

 

[Alex The Great]

Why you go embaress your family like this?!!

 

[Grizzly Mac&Cheese]

Your family lol

 

[Morg]

None of my family lives there

 

[Alex The Great]

it's on the news, they don't have to BE there to know

 

[LegendaryCaleb]

just called arthur....nobody answered

 

[raybia]

http://www.firstcoastnews.com/news/strange/news-article.aspx?storyid=105778

I cannot picture a picnic table as sexy unless you got a semi naked girl on it!!

Every man has some wood every now and then.

 

[Marx]

Wow...that's just not right.

 

[Damien Rage]

apparently you never read Fark, Florida beats us with the weird news every time

Ok yeah I checked it out...wow...whole lotta crazies out there...makes me feel kinda normal.

 

[chamber-music]

how is this even possible ?

 

[Superman4ever]

Isn't this type of sexual gratification called "nantucket"?

EDIT: Yeah, it is!

 

[spike spiegel]

......."Oh yeah...look at that table...I'd sure like to eat some strawberry cake off that sometime. mmmmmm."

 

[Morg]

http://toledoblade.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080401/NEWS02/804010396

update

 

[Ahura Mazda]

Why is this having sex with a table and not just *********ion. I do not think the table ever consented...

 

[kane9321]

I've done it before on a picnic table...wont do it again though...those splinters are a biotch to get out

 

[Knightsaber Priss]

Tell me this is an April Fool's joke.

 

[spideyboy_1111]

http://toledoblade.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080401/NEWS02/804010396

update

doesn't surprise me, technically it was on his property, so it wasn't public.... if someone caught him in a park, it'd be a dif story

 

[Morg]

Tell me this is an April Fool's joke.

Hardly, go to my first post

 

[TNC9852002]

They should've just let him finish.

-TNC