Man finds knife in his subway sandwhich

[kane9321]

NEW YORK - A New York man claimed in a lawsuit filed on Wednesday that he found a knife with a 7-inch blade baked into the bread of his foot-long "Cold Cut Trio" Subway sandwich.

John Agnesini, 26, a magazine designer, said he had already taken a few bites from the sandwich in late June when he spotted the knife jutting out from the bread's crust. The lawsuit, filed in Manhattan state court, seeks $1 million.

"If I didn't look at it, I don't know what would have happened," said Agnesini. "That's the last thing you think about a sandwich you eat all the time


I'll stick with the tuna

 

[Knightsaber Priss]

This is what happens when the Joker gets hired after being released from Arkham after being rehabilitated.

 

[JayCaz]

a million bucks!! I'd have at least stabbed myself in the mouth to add strength to the case.

 

[Mister J]

In the overly dramatic and litigious society of today, he's only suing for 1M? There was a ****ing 7 inch blade laid out with the cold cuts. ...allegedly.

 

[Knightsaber Priss]

In the overly dramatic and litigious society of today, he's only suing for 1M? There was a ****ing 7 inch blade laid out with the cold cuts. ...allegedly.

Admit Puddin'. You were the one that put that blade in the guy's sandwich.

 

[Showtime]

Well we know he didn't find anything resembling real chicken.

 

[Mister J]

Admit Puddin'. You were the one that put that blade in the guy's sandwich.

OK, but it was self-help to assist with the Subway Diet. You don't think that former fat ass Jared lost all that weight just by eating 'low calorie' sandwiches, do you? You gotta get rid of that fat through extreme means sometimes.

 

[Showtime]

The reason he lost weight is because Subway features some kind of meat product that makes you want to wretch.

 

[Asteroid-Man]

This is what happens when the Joker gets hired after being released from Arkham after being rehabilitated.

 

[Knightsaber Priss]

OK, but it was self-help to assist with the Subway Diet. You don't think that former fat ass Jared lost all that weight just by eating 'low calorie' sandwiches, do you? You gotta get rid of that fat through extreme means sometimes.

And I guess after losin' all that extra flab there will be a few Chelsea smiles to show for their effort?

I was just stating the truth.

 

[DeaDheaD]

Ya ever seen a sandwich that could CUT YOUR FREAKIN HEAD OFF!!!

 

[The Dude]

Ya ever seen a sandwich that could CUT YOUR FREAKIN HEAD OFF!!!

Once, but i opted for the arsenic death mcnuggets.

 

[jaguarr]

The reason he lost weight is because Subway features some kind of meat product that makes you want to wretch.

No, it just gives you chronic diarrhea. It's easy to lose weight when everything you eat just flows right out your butthole like a river. A river of brown.

jag

 

[StorminNorman]

This guy is suing for one million dollars? He deserves nothing more than a refund and the rights to the knife.

 

[JayCaz]

He should be awarded the million, plus the opportunity to stab any Subway employee of his choosing in the heart with said knife.

 

[jaguarr]

He should be awarded the million, plus the opportunity to stab any Subway employee of his choosing in the heart with said knife.

Pick Jered! Pick Jered!!!!!!

jag

 

[JayCaz]

I'd bet my arse that Jered was bulimic for a year or something, then jumped on the Subway bandwagon. Good idea though, has it made him much money does anyone know?

 

[jaguarr]

I'd bet my arse that Jered was bulimic for a year or something, then jumped on the Subway bandwagon. Good idea though, has it made him much money does anyone know?

How long has he been Subway's spokesperson? Seven or eight years, now? I'm willing to bet he's made a pretty penny off of that, not to mention his speaking engagements, personal appearances, talk shows he's shown up on, etc.

jag

 

[JayCaz]

I'd love to see a leaked video where he talks about his complete & utter hatred for all things Subway.

 

[jaguarr]

I'd love to see a leaked video where he talks about his complete & utter hatred for all things Subway.

"And the SODIUM content! Oh my god! They put so much freaking SODIUM in their meats and sauces! It seriously, seriously gives me the s**ts! And they don't wash their vegetables, either. Did I mention that the bread is loaded with high fructose corn syrup? It's garbage! All their food is utter crap! It physically hurts me to eat their food anymore.!"

"Hey, Jered, we're going to Subway! You want anything?!"

"Sigh....uh....no, I'm good, thanks! God I feel like a ****e. "

jag

 

[Immortalfire]

He probably planted it there himself. Like the chick who "found" a finger in Wendy's chili, he just wants a quick buck.

 

[JayCaz]

He probably planted it there himself. Like the chick who "found" a finger in Wendy's chili, he just wants a quick buck.

Judge: "and may I ask Miss, where is the end of your index finger?"

 

[DeaDheaD]

Once, but i opted for the arsenic death mcnuggets.

Its only a happy meal for the people that hate you

 

[Mike_D202]

Guess they were a little bit literal when he asked for the cold-cut combo.


ZING!!

 

[Raiden]

Is this a hoax like the one where the woman found a severed finger in her Wendy's chili?