Man finds knife in his subway sandwhich

[TheComicbookKid]

That must have been a small knife.

"That's not a knife. This is a knife."

 

[chaseter]

In the overly dramatic and litigious society of today, he's only suing for 1M? There was a ****ing 7 inch blade laid out with the cold cuts. ...allegedly.

Get it...cold cutst:

 

[zanos]

It's obvious Subway is running some sort of promotion with their sandwiches.

 

[The Batman]

uh...dont you get to watch them make the sandwiches at subway?

 

[SLVRSR4]

Guess they were a little bit literal when he asked for the cold-cut combo.


ZING!!

Puns always get me