Man Indicted for Breaking Into Prison

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Prison walls were no obstacle for a man in western Germany who was being separated from his love. But breaking into her cell every night turned out to be a very bad decision.

Ah, love. It drives us to do the craziest things: climb the highest mountains, run through the fields, scale city walls or walk for miles. Love even drove one man in the western German city of Bielefeld to break into prison. And not only once, but night after night -- until he got caught.

The suspect, 33-year-old Daniele E., was arrested in November for scaling a steel fence to break into the prison where his girlfriend was serving time for drug-related offenses, according to the local daily Westfalen-Blatt. On Tuesday, the Bielefeld public prosecutor charged Daniele E. with trespassing and announced a trial date in March.
Lawyer Carsten Ernst, who is representing Daniele E., said he thought the charges were excessive. "Couldn't we have just laughed this one off and cancelled the trial?" he commented.

Snitches Torpedo Love

According to the indictment, things got pretty hot in Cell 13 of Detention House C 7 -- not to mention loud. As Friedhelm Sanker, the deputy head of the minimum-security prison, told the paper: "Some of the other women felt that their sleep was being disturbed, while others feared that the man might try to come and visit them, too." In response to the complaints, prison officials installed a video surveillance camera.

Nov. 8 proved to be the fateful night for Daniele E. When prison officials noticed a man climb over the fence and enter the building where the woman was being held, they called the police. Using dogs, the police sniffed the unlucky lover out -- in his girlfriend's cell.

"I love her -- we're engaged!" Daniele E. reportedly pleaded with the arresting officers.

Lonely at Night

The nightly prison break-ins surprised and confounded prison officials. "The two of them could have visited each other during the day, seeing as the woman was in a minumum-security prison," Sanker told the paper. "But they apparently felt very lonely at night."

Since his arrest, things have only gone from bad to worse for Daniele E. He is now being held in prison on suspicion of having robbed a number of gas stations. In addition, his requests to be granted conjugal visits with his lover have been turned down.

Prison policy states that such visits will only be permitted when they concern "relationships deserving of support." Unfortunately for Daniele E., his girlfriend gave the name of another man as her partner when she was first admitted to prison.

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http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/0,1518,678721,00.html
 
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His real name is Wentworth Miller and he's a pompous *****e bag.
 
I would break into prison for any one of you. There. I said it.

I'm a pretty evil man. I'll probably be needing your services to help me take over the world. I would pay you in cookies, but something tells me that cupcakes would be more sufficient.:cwink:
 
That is the single sweetest and most stupid thing I've ever heard.
 
What's really sad is that this guy could have been doing something much more constructive if he could break into prison. He should have been taking Criminology classes with Dante and Randall. He actually could have been Batman.
 
Is this supposed to be the prequel to Prison Break?:funny:
 
Must have been hard getting it on with bars in between...
 
What's really sad is that this guy could have been doing something much more constructive if he could break into prison. He should have been taking Criminology classes with Dante and Randall. He actually could have been Batman.

It was a German prison. And she was serving time on drug related charges, which in Germany means minimum security. And minimum security means "half-way" house. It's not at all like a prison by American standards.
 

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