Wife breaks into jail for sex

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  1. guitarsingerguy

    guitarsingerguy Who am I?

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    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article546378.ece

    A WOMAN was caught after breaking IN to a jail for sex with her husband — in his cell.

    The wife sneaked into Standford Hill open prison on the Isle of Sheppey, Kent, in the early hours of Sunday. But she was caught by a guard in the grounds as she tried to leave.

    A source said: “She got in by climbing over a fence and her husband was waiting for her.

    “He took her into his cell for a romp and she left a short while later. A few people knew about it.

    “She was spotted while trying to leave — and stood out because she was the only woman in an all-male jail.” Her husband has now been sent to a higher security prison.

    Standford Hill is on the site of a former RAF base and holds 464 category D inmates.

    A Prison Service spokesman said: “A member of the public was found in the grounds of Standford Hill.

    "The intruder was challenged by a staff member.

    "A prisoner has been returned to a closed establishment. Police are investigating.”

    Kent Police said a woman was held on suspicion of trespass and later released with no further action.


    WTF is wrong with people?!?! :confused:
     
    #1 guitarsingerguy, Dec 5, 2007
  2. SoulManX

    SoulManX The Inspector!

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    She need some ding a ling:o
     
    #2 SoulManX, Dec 5, 2007
  3. Immortalfire

    Immortalfire In the pale moonlight

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    Uhhh....alright. :dry: :huh:
     
    #3 Immortalfire, Dec 5, 2007
  4. Steve Rogers

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    Good for her :up:
     
    #4 Steve Rogers, Dec 5, 2007
  5. Lighthouse

    Lighthouse Fairness, Equality, Bacon

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    Nice to know the prison has top notch security.
     
    #5 Lighthouse, Dec 5, 2007
  6. guitarsingerguy

    guitarsingerguy Who am I?

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    They need to start putting wang holes in the safety glass at prisons. :o
     
    #6 guitarsingerguy, Dec 5, 2007
  7. Ice-man

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    She was hurtin for a squirtin.
     
    #7 Ice-man, Dec 5, 2007
  8. tzarinna

    tzarinna Mamochka

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    He must have some good stuff. :wow:
    Anybody got his cell #? :o
     
    #8 tzarinna, Dec 5, 2007
  9. raybia

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    I heard about wives breaking out of jail for sex but this is a first.
     
    #9 raybia, Dec 5, 2007
  10. hammy

    hammy American Ham

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    :woot:





    :lips:
     
    #10 hammy, Dec 5, 2007
  11. jaguarr

    jaguarr Be Your Own Hero

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    I guess it was a case of "Mama GOTTA have it!"

    jag
     
    #11 jaguarr, Dec 5, 2007
  12. raybia

    raybia Signing off

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    Booty call!
     
    #12 raybia, Dec 5, 2007
  13. Alex The Great

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    wow.....:pal: :pal:
     
    #13 Alex The Great, Dec 5, 2007
  14. Two-Face

    Two-Face Harvey Dent

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    I say good for her
     
    #14 Two-Face, Dec 5, 2007
  15. jaguarr

    jaguarr Be Your Own Hero

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    That guy must have a seriously magic dick to make a woman want to break INTO prison to have sex with him.

    jag
     
    #15 jaguarr, Dec 5, 2007
  16. hammy

    hammy American Ham

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    At least she didn't cheat on him.
     
    #16 hammy, Dec 5, 2007
  17. Arkady Rossovich

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    #17 Arkady Rossovich, Dec 5, 2007
  18. DorkyFresh

    DorkyFresh Sum Dum Goy

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    dude's probably half man, half horse...
     
    #18 DorkyFresh, Dec 5, 2007
  19. LegendaryCaleb

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    yummy
     
    #19 LegendaryCaleb, Dec 5, 2007
  20. bullets

    bullets bang bang

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    true dat . not necessarily attractive horny woman should be stormin the gates , dont they know the oppurtunity that awaits them
     
    #20 bullets, Dec 5, 2007
  21. bullets

    bullets bang bang

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    With another inmate . :up:
     
    #21 bullets, Dec 5, 2007
  22. eXperiment

    eXperiment ...gone wrong.

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  23. NewYorkSpider

    NewYorkSpider EndGame

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    "If you build it, they will come."

    "Go the distance"
     
    #23 NewYorkSpider, Dec 5, 2007
  24. StrainedEyes

    StrainedEyes All the way up it!

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    I hope he enjoyed it, ***** got him sent to a worse prison.
     
    #24 StrainedEyes, Dec 5, 2007
  25. HR-PUFF&STUFF

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    a Ho foe show.
     
    #25 HR-PUFF&STUFF, Dec 5, 2007
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