Wife breaks into jail for sex

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  1. guitarsingerguy Who am I?

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    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article546378.ece

    A WOMAN was caught after breaking IN to a jail for sex with her husband — in his cell.

    The wife sneaked into Standford Hill open prison on the Isle of Sheppey, Kent, in the early hours of Sunday. But she was caught by a guard in the grounds as she tried to leave.

    A source said: “She got in by climbing over a fence and her husband was waiting for her.

    “He took her into his cell for a romp and she left a short while later. A few people knew about it.

    “She was spotted while trying to leave — and stood out because she was the only woman in an all-male jail.” Her husband has now been sent to a higher security prison.

    Standford Hill is on the site of a former RAF base and holds 464 category D inmates.

    A Prison Service spokesman said: “A member of the public was found in the grounds of Standford Hill.

    "The intruder was challenged by a staff member.

    "A prisoner has been returned to a closed establishment. Police are investigating.”

    Kent Police said a woman was held on suspicion of trespass and later released with no further action.


    WTF is wrong with people?!?! :confused:
     
  2. SoulManX The Inspector!

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    She need some ding a ling:o
     
  3. Immortalfire In the pale moonlight

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    Uhhh....alright. :dry: :huh:
     
  4. Steve Rogers Registered

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    Good for her :up:
     
  5. Lighthouse Fairness, Equality, Bacon

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    Nice to know the prison has top notch security.
     
  6. guitarsingerguy Who am I?

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    They need to start putting wang holes in the safety glass at prisons. :o
     
  7. Ice-man Registered

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    She was hurtin for a squirtin.
     
  8. tzarinna Mamochka

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    He must have some good stuff. :wow:
    Anybody got his cell #? :o
     
  9. raybia Signing off

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    I heard about wives breaking out of jail for sex but this is a first.
     
  10. hammy American Ham

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    :woot:





    :lips:
     
  11. jaguarr Be Your Own Hero

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    I guess it was a case of "Mama GOTTA have it!"

    jag
     
  12. raybia Signing off

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    Booty call!
     
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    wow.....:pal: :pal:
     
  14. Two-Face Harvey Dent

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    I say good for her
     
  15. jaguarr Be Your Own Hero

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    That guy must have a seriously magic dick to make a woman want to break INTO prison to have sex with him.

    jag
     
  16. hammy American Ham

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    At least she didn't cheat on him.
     
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  18. DorkyFresh Sum Dum Goy

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    dude's probably half man, half horse...
     
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    true dat . not necessarily attractive horny woman should be stormin the gates , dont they know the oppurtunity that awaits them
     
  21. bullets bang bang

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    With another inmate . :up:
     
  22. eXperiment ...gone wrong.

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  23. NewYorkSpider EndGame

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    "If you build it, they will come."

    "Go the distance"
     
  24. StrainedEyes All the way up it!

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    I hope he enjoyed it, ***** got him sent to a worse prison.
     
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    a Ho foe show.
     

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