Man Jumps From Airplane With No Parachute.

[Alex The Great]

I feel sorry for the person who was living near the body...your outside when...SPLAT!!!!!!!!! look down and see.....bleh

 

[Immortalfire]

Four men were taking a trip in a small airplane when the engine began to cough and sputter....and died. Only then did they discover that there were only three parachutes on board. One of the men did some fast thinking and said: "Look, guys, I am a world-class brain surgeon. I have four life-or-death operations to perform next week alone. My talents are pricelessly valuable to the human race. I really should have one of those parachutes."
The others talked it over and thought this was a good idea, so he strapped on a parachute and jumped out.
Another man then spoke up: "Listen, guys, I am a member of Mensa, Intertel, and Triple Nine. I have the highest IQ in the world. My brains are a pricelessly valuable resource to mankind. I really should have one of those parachutes." The others thought this seemed like a good idea so he strapped on a pack and jumped out.
The third man then turned to the fourth and said: "Look, son, I am a priest. Why don't you take the last parachute and save yourself." The fourth looked up at him and grinned, saying: "Not to worry, Father. We have no problem. You see, the smartest man in the world just jumped out of the airplane wearing my book bag."

 

[IRON_Lad]

lol

 

[Matrixo]

Four men were taking a trip in a small airplane when the engine began to cough and sputter....and died. Only then did they discover that there were only three parachutes on board. One of the men did some fast thinking and said: "Look, guys, I am a world-class brain surgeon. I have four life-or-death operations to perform next week alone. My talents are pricelessly valuable to the human race. I really should have one of those parachutes."
The others talked it over and thought this was a good idea, so he strapped on a parachute and jumped out.
Another man then spoke up: "Listen, guys, I am a member of Mensa, Intertel, and Triple Nine. I have the highest IQ in the world. My brains are a pricelessly valuable resource to mankind. I really should have one of those parachutes." The others thought this seemed like a good idea so he strapped on a pack and jumped out.
The third man then turned to the fourth and said: "Look, son, I am a priest. Why don't you take the last parachute and save yourself." The fourth looked up at him and grinned, saying: "Not to worry, Father. We have no problem. You see, the smartest man in the world just jumped out of the airplane wearing my book bag."

LOL! Thats classic stuff right there. t:

 

[MattBearPig]

Parachutes are for girls.

 

[Matrixo]

Parachutes are for girls.

A real man uses an umbrella. HARDCORE!

 

[turtlefocker]

Four men were taking a trip in a small airplane when the engine began to cough and sputter....and died. Only then did they discover that there were only three parachutes on board. One of the men did some fast thinking and said: "Look, guys, I am a world-class brain surgeon. I have four life-or-death operations to perform next week alone. My talents are pricelessly valuable to the human race. I really should have one of those parachutes."
The others talked it over and thought this was a good idea, so he strapped on a parachute and jumped out.
Another man then spoke up: "Listen, guys, I am a member of Mensa, Intertel, and Triple Nine. I have the highest IQ in the world. My brains are a pricelessly valuable resource to mankind. I really should have one of those parachutes." The others thought this seemed like a good idea so he strapped on a pack and jumped out.
The third man then turned to the fourth and said: "Look, son, I am a priest. Why don't you take the last parachute and save yourself." The fourth looked up at him and grinned, saying: "Not to worry, Father. We have no problem. You see, the smartest man in the world just jumped out of the airplane wearing my book bag."

Thats pretty funny

 

[Alex The Great]

Four men were taking a trip in a small airplane when the engine began to cough and sputter....and died. Only then did they discover that there were only three parachutes on board. One of the men did some fast thinking and said: "Look, guys, I am a world-class brain surgeon. I have four life-or-death operations to perform next week alone. My talents are pricelessly valuable to the human race. I really should have one of those parachutes."
The others talked it over and thought this was a good idea, so he strapped on a parachute and jumped out.
Another man then spoke up: "Listen, guys, I am a member of Mensa, Intertel, and Triple Nine. I have the highest IQ in the world. My brains are a pricelessly valuable resource to mankind. I really should have one of those parachutes." The others thought this seemed like a good idea so he strapped on a pack and jumped out.
The third man then turned to the fourth and said: "Look, son, I am a priest. Why don't you take the last parachute and save yourself." The fourth looked up at him and grinned, saying: "Not to worry, Father. We have no problem. You see, the smartest man in the world just jumped out of the airplane wearing my book bag."

A real man uses an umbrella. HARDCORE!

 

[terry78]

He obviously was trying to "hulk" out but failed to get enough of an adrenaline rush.

 

[Majik1387]

Was the camera recording at all?

 

[Sugarculted]

Pics or it didn't happen.

But erm, what a way to go. At one point during the fall, reckon he ever thought he made a mistake? Ha.

 

[Alex The Great]

haha......

ha....

ha...

 

[chaseter]

What an idiot...I am all for idiots taking themselves out of the gene pool.

 

[terry78]

Pics or it didn't happen.

But erm, what a way to go. At one point during the fall, reckon he ever thought he made a mistake? Ha.

He was probably wondering, "****, did I turn off the stove before I left the house this morning? I can never remember if I turned off the stove."

 

[Matrixo]

It must suck if you have a parachute on and when your falling and tug on the string and nothing comes out, that must be horrifying.

But this guy... hand slap on forehead.

 

[omid17]

a scary ass way to die

 

[Warhammer]

Wow.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080607/ap_on_re_us/skydiving_death

 

[pyromaniac]

I was just thinking about going skydiving, it's only like $66 or something. *rethinks*

I've done it. Two weeks ago, in fact. It was a mindblowing, surreal and fantastic experience.

You can count on the guy behind you to freefall and parachute you to safety, at 14,000 feet. Have faith. There's a reason why the saying 'leap of faith' exists.

Everyone who skydives has had to take that.

Statistically, it is one of the safest activities in the world, you have more chances of being run over by a car than this. I know of senior people having gone skydiving as well.

 

[tzarinna]

I've done it. Two weeks ago, in fact. It was a mindblowing, surreal and fantastic experience.

You can count on the guy behind you to freefall and parachute you to safety, at 14,000 feet. Have faith. There's a reason why the saying 'leap of faith' exists.

Everyone who skydives has had to take that.

Statistically, it is one of the safest activities in the world, you have more chances of being run over by a car than this. I know of senior people having gone skydiving as well.

Lmao, I'm afraid of heights (I wanted to be a pilot, don't ask) and I fear I'll wet my pants. I think next year I'll do it. t:

 

[pyromaniac]

Lmao, I'm afraid of heights (I wanted to be a pilot, don't ask) and I fear I'll wet my pants. I think next year I'll do it. t:

Well, the fear of heights certainly can be a deterrent.

It's funny though. It depends on the context. If I'm on a high balcony, I'll get a little woozy and my imagination runs away with me. If I'm rockclimbing, I am okay, but the fear of slipping and losing solid footing stays with you. If I'm in a skyscraper, and looking straight down, I have solid footing but I still get a bit hazy, sometimes.

When I skydived, I guess partly because it's a one off, you don't think about anything, or trying not to, and just take it for what it is: something to be truly experienced. Plus, the tandem guy, with tons of experience on his belt, helps by talking to you and reassuring you and the like.

Good luck for next year.

 

[tzarinna]

Thanks, hope I don't die.

 

[NewYorkSpider]

I was gonna go skydiving about 5 years ago, but they had an age limit of 18 and over. I'd love to do it someday for the adrenaline rush.

 

[tzarinna]

Do it and youtube it.

 

[Joker]

Do it and youtube it.

I have a feeling this is exactly how this news story began.

 

[Matrixo]

So i found this on another website

This sounds more like an eleborate suicide plot than anything else, especially as Carafello listed "General Schwarzenegger" as his emergency contact.

Sorry for bumping this but...man...