Man Loses penis, then receives new penis, then loses the new one!!!

[JokerNick]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060919/od_nm/penis_transplant1_dc


talk about a bad day....

 

[Avalanche]

Upon initial reading, the title of this thread led me to believe the man had somehow actually lost a penis. As in he couldn't find it.

That would have been better.

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

Men & their penises. Keep that thing locked away until you need to use it.

 

[Peter_Porker]

One word.....

OUCH!!!!!

 

[Edd Extraordinaire]

This sounds like the plot of an Uwe Boll romance.

 

[Darthphere]

Men & their penises. Keep that thing locked away until you need to use it.

Thats not what you told me...

 

[THWIP*]

"Surgeons in China who said they performed the first successful penis transplant had to remove the donated organ because of the severe psychological problems it caused to the recipient and his wife."


"I'M SORRY HONEY, BUT I JUST CAN'T DO THIS.....IT'S TOO CREEPY. I FEEL LIKE I'M F***ING 'FRANKENSTEIN'. "

 

[JokerNick]

"Surgeons in China who said they performed the first successful penis transplant had to remove the donated organ because of the severe psychological problems it caused to the recipient and his wife."


"I'M SORRY HONEY, BUT I JUST CAN'T DO THIS.....IT'S TOO CREEPY. I FEEL LIKE I'M F***ING 'FRANKENSTEIN'. "

lol... maybe they can give him a bionic one... i'd bet she'd like that... then during his free time, he can use it as a jackhammer

 

[Edd Extraordinaire]

He should contact that bobbit guy.

 

[DOG LIPS]

Men & their penises. Keep that thing locked away until you need to use it.

Rowr.



had to remove the donated organ because of the severe psychological problems it caused to the recipient and his wife.

 

[Tropico]

Heh, wouldn't it be ironic if the name of the doctor sounds like "willy" when said in Chinese?

 

[THWIP*]

had to remove the donated organ because of the severe psychological problems it caused to the recipient and his wife.

YEAH.....HERE'S MY TAKE ON THAT.

 

[THWIP*]

Heh, wouldn't it be ironic if the name of the doctor sounds like "willy" when said in Chinese?

 

[DOG LIPS]

YEAH.....HERE'S MY TAKE ON THAT.

Pfft, like I ever read your posts.

 

[THWIP*]

Pfft, like I ever read your posts.

THAT'S PROBABLY A GOOD THING.........FOR BOTH OF US.

 

[Tropico]

At least I don't ****e my post out thinking it so goddamn funny.up:

 

[THWIP*]

At least I don't ****e my post out thinking it so goddamn funny.up:

I NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT IT BEING FUNNY; I SHOWED IT TO 'DL', BECAUSE HE USED THE IN HIS POST.......THOUGHT IT MIGHT HELP HIM UNDERSTAND WHERE THE POOR LADY WAS COMING FROM.

 

[bunk]

The one thing I take from that is the idea of using centimeters to measure one's self. 10 cm sounded so much better than four inches.

 

[Tropico]

I NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT IT BEING FUNNY; I SHOWED IT TO 'DL', BECAUSE HE USED THE IN HIS POST.......THOUGHT IT MIGHT HELP HIM UNDERSTAND WHERE THE POOR LADY WAS COMING FROM.

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha! Riiiiiiiiiiight!!!!!

 

[lordofthenerds]

I see what happened now, they gave him the penus that had a mind of its own! One penus to rule them all...

 

[THWIP*]

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha! Riiiiiiiiiiight!!!!!

ARE YOU ******ED?

 

[Ben Urich]

Am I the only one who thought of the King Missile song Detachable Penis?

 

[Gamma Ray]

There had been no signs of the 10-centimetre (4-inch) organ being rejected by the recipient's body.

LOL! No wonder he didn't want it.

 

[DOG LIPS]

LOL! No wonder he didn't want it.

Yeah, but the guy is from..... nevermind.

 

[Tropico]

ARE YOU ******ED?

No, I'm not the one using caps and calling people names. I just find you funny.