Man Loses penis, then receives new penis, then loses the new one!!!

Upon initial reading, the title of this thread led me to believe the man had somehow actually lost a penis. As in he couldn't find it.

That would have been better.
 
Men & their penises.:rolleyes: Keep that thing locked away until you need to use it.:p
 
Spidermanluvr28 said:
Men & their penises.:rolleyes: Keep that thing locked away until you need to use it.:p


Thats not what you told me...
 
"Surgeons in China who said they performed the first successful penis transplant had to remove the donated organ because of the severe psychological problems it caused to the recipient and his wife."


"I'M SORRY HONEY, BUT I JUST CAN'T DO THIS.....IT'S TOO CREEPY. I FEEL LIKE I'M F***ING 'FRANKENSTEIN'. :( "
 
THWIP* said:
"Surgeons in China who said they performed the first successful penis transplant had to remove the donated organ because of the severe psychological problems it caused to the recipient and his wife."


"I'M SORRY HONEY, BUT I JUST CAN'T DO THIS.....IT'S TOO CREEPY. I FEEL LIKE I'M F***ING 'FRANKENSTEIN'. :( "


lol... maybe they can give him a bionic one... i'd bet she'd like that... then during his free time, he can use it as a jackhammer
 
Spidermanluvr28 said:
Men & their penises.:rolleyes: Keep that thing locked away until you need to use it.:p
Rowr. :o



had to remove the donated organ because of the severe psychological problems it caused to the recipient and his wife.

:huh::csad:
 
Heh, wouldn't it be ironic if the name of the doctor sounds like "willy" when said in Chinese?:D
 
Tropico said:
Heh, wouldn't it be ironic if the name of the doctor sounds like "willy" when said in Chinese?:D


:dry:
 
Tropico said:
At least I don't ****e my post out thinking it so goddamn funny.:D:up:


I NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT IT BEING FUNNY; I SHOWED IT TO 'DL', BECAUSE HE USED THE :huh: IN HIS POST.......THOUGHT IT MIGHT HELP HIM UNDERSTAND WHERE THE POOR LADY WAS COMING FROM. :dry:
 
The one thing I take from that is the idea of using centimeters to measure one's self. 10 cm sounded so much better than four inches.:yay:
 
THWIP* said:
I NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT IT BEING FUNNY; I SHOWED IT TO 'DL', BECAUSE HE USED THE :huh: IN HIS POST.......THOUGHT IT MIGHT HELP HIM UNDERSTAND WHERE THE POOR LADY WAS COMING FROM. :dry:

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha! Riiiiiiiiiiight!!!!! :D
 
I see what happened now, they gave him the penus that had a mind of its own! :wow: One penus to rule them all...
 
Am I the only one who thought of the King Missile song Detachable Penis? :confused:
 
There had been no signs of the 10-centimetre (4-inch) organ being rejected by the recipient's body.

LOL! No wonder he didn't want it. :joker:
 
THWIP* said:
ARE YOU ******ED? :huh:

No, I'm not the one using caps and calling people names.;) I just find you funny.:D
 

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