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Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench

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Yes... The title says it all. YOU MUST CLICK THE LINK FOR THE PICS!! I seriously laughed all morning at work.

http://www.weirdasianews.com/2008/08/07/man-almost-loses-penis-humping-steel-bench/

Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench

Last night in Hong Kong, the police received a disturbing call from a man in trouble.
Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park.
The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to satisfy himself. However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole.
He panicked and called the police to help him.

When police arrive they found Xian stuck face down where he had been stuck for some time. When doctors arrived on the scene they tried to release some of the pressure by removing some of his blood, but the penis was so swollen that they ended up having to cut the entire bench free and take it, with Xian attached, to the hospital.

4 painful hours later, Doctors finally separated Xian from his bench.
Doctors stated that if he had been stuck for even an hour longer, they would have had to remove his penis.
 
The More you know....
 
HAHA...it says small hole. I guess it is true what they say about the Chinese.
 
Dear God, it's like this day couldn't get any stupider. First a rent-a-fireman giving a lady a ticket for saying ****, Flat-Earthers, and now this. Some people are just so damn stupid.
 
Dear God, it's like this day couldn't get any stupider. First a rent-a-fireman giving a lady a ticket for saying ****, Flat-Earthers, and now this. Some people are just so damn stupid.
I am holding out for PETA to interject on killing Bigfoot and how it is wrong:o
 
This has been a pretty good FAIL week. We get Chupacabra video of a hairless dog, Bigfoot isn't proven even though they said it would be, woman gets arrested for cursing, Harry Potter is pushed back to 09, flat earthers surface, and probably more crap. Tropic Thunder has been the only saving grace for this week.
 
wait a minute... i recognize that bench.... THAT ****E! :cmad:


i thought we had something special. :csad:
 
i actually got this story from the mexican news paper called the Zocalo... where they care about real news.
 
HAHAHAHA look at how tiny those holes are...
 
WTF?? How do you look at a METAL bench and think "wow...that would feel great!!!" This reminds me of 40 year old virgin.

"They felt like bags of sand."

"Being inside a woman feels like a metal ring" WTF!?!?
 
WTF?? How do you look at a METAL bench and think "wow...that would feel great!!!" This reminds me of 40 year old virgin.

"They felt like bags of sand."

"Being inside a woman feels like a metal ring" WTF!?!?

hah on the video news clip it says the Olympics got him excited
 
I should have named this thread "Xing almost loses wang." DAMNIT! Why do all the good ideas always come after you need them!
 
I should have named this thread "Xing almost loses wang." DAMNIT! Why do all the good ideas always come after you need them!
Damn it would have been great if his name was Wang:o "Wang almost looses Wang":woot:...and then add a XING!...get it...zing:csad:
 
Biggest loser of all time. And I thought some people on the Hype where disturbed or just plain pervy.
 
Wow...that's just not right.
 
Yes... The title says it all. YOU MUST CLICK THE LINK FOR THE PICS!! I seriously laughed all morning at work.

http://www.weirdasianews.com/2008/08/07/man-almost-loses-penis-humping-steel-bench/

Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench

Last night in Hong Kong, the police received a disturbing call from a man in trouble.
Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park.
The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to satisfy himself. However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole.
He panicked and called the police to help him.

When police arrive they found Xian stuck face down where he had been stuck for some time. When doctors arrived on the scene they tried to release some of the pressure by removing some of his blood, but the penis was so swollen that they ended up having to cut the entire bench free and take it, with Xian attached, to the hospital.

4 painful hours later, Doctors finally separated Xian from his bench.
Doctors stated that if he had been stuck for even an hour longer, they would have had to remove his penis.

sucks.GIF
 

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