Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench

[knowsbleed]

"They felt like bags of sand."

Some of the bad boob jobs actually do feel like sand bags.

 

[Anubis Raptor]

What is this...International Stupid Day?

yup.

 

[hammy]

You would think a bunch of dudes sawing away at the bench would have been a mood killer.

Some of the bad boob jobs actually do feel like sand bags.

Like you would know.

 

[knowsbleed]

Haha... like you would know what I know... but you really don't know what I know I know now would you? You know?

 

[hammy]

Yup.

 

[The Senator]

Of all the things in this world to try and have sex with, WHY THE HELL WOULD COLD, JAGGED STEEL BE AT THE TOP OF HIS MIND???

 

[Marx]

Of all the things in this world to try and have sex with, WHY THE HELL WOULD COLD, JAGGED STEEL BE AT THE TOP OF HIS MIND???

Maybe he likes pain and torture?

 

[knowsbleed]

just when the Chinese were on the verge of redeeming themselves with these great Olympics, some pervert had to go stick his wiener in a dirty filthy park bench and push the chinese people back a couple hundred years.

On the verge of redeeming themselves from what?

 

[The Senator]

Maybe he likes pain and torture?

Well he lives in Hong Kong so he's probably used to it

 

[AndrewGilkison]

Why couldn't this guy just use his hand to "satisfy himself" like everyone else does?