Man, people at work are disgusting

[nosebleed.]

I once brought a brownie to work and wanted it warm, so I decided to throw it in the microwave for a little bit. I got distracted by a customer...left it in the microwave too long and it caught fire. So everyone is wondering why the hell this stink is coming from the back room...then there's smoke as well. The whole OFFICE starts stinking of burnt unholiness...because it sure didn't smell like any sort of brownie anymore. The smell got on everyone's clothes...pretty hilarious.

and yes...a memo came out the next day about microwave safety in the office area.