Man suing Dell after he breaks his computer looking for "cookies"

[BlackLantern]

http://scrapetv.com/News/News Pages...cookies-Scrape-TV-The-World-on-your-side.html

 

[Mister J]

“I want to be clear here, my client did not break open his computer looking for cookies because he was hungry. He was under the impression that somehow baked goods had been placed inside his machine and wanted to rectify the situation.

Well, that's a relief.

It’s believed the customer, whose name has not yet been made public, removed all pieces of his new machine and upon finding no cookies, took a sledgehammer to the remaining pieces.

Umm hmm.

Sometimes, I wonder if people do stupid **** just to see if they can get mentioned in the local paper or news.

 

[SuperFerret]

Now I want cookies.

Luckily, I have a computer.

 

[Immortalfire]

 

[DorkyFresh]

i wish his name would be released so the world could ridicule him. what an idiot.

 

[knowsbleed]

Too bad he didn't find this:

Spoiler

 

[amazingfantasy15]

Ahahahaha! That's hilarious, it's too out there to be true though. I did like the picture of the keyboard through the monitor, nice touch.

 

[Venom 1988]

They were invisible cookies, duh!

 

[black_dust]

Thats way too stupid to be real!!

or is it :S:S

 

[terry78]

The **** was his name, Cookie Monster?

"Me buy computer, screen say cookies inside..I look, no cookies. So me eat computer, OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM!"

 

[Immortalfire]

The **** was his name, Cookie Monster?

"Me buy computer, screen say cookies inside..I look, no cookies. So me eat computer, OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM!"

 

[Go Web Go!]

Reminds me of Zoolander.

The files are in the computer!

They're *in* the computer?

*Smash*

Where did all the files go?

 

[JackBauer]

F**k cookies. Wanna know what Dell's good for? Porno!

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[Mike_D202]

Dunno what his problem is, I found a cake in mine without taking a sledgehammer to it.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

I bet he got real pissed when he learned that he would eventually have to delete them.

 

[VenomVsSpidey]

Reminds me of Zoolander.

The files are in the computer!

They're *in* the computer?

*Smash*

Where did all the files go?

i've wanted to do that ever since i saw that.

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

this is a joke, right?

 

[Figs]

This is just as stupid as a story or two I've heard from a few friensd that used to repair computers. They've said that on a couple of different occasions they have had customers that broke their disc drive that slides out, because they thought it was to hold their cup of coffee.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

I swear people just seem to be getting dumb and dumber by the day.

Pretty soon people aren't gonna know how to hold things.

 

[Figs]

I swear people just seem to be getting dumb and dumber by the day.

Pretty soon people aren't gonna know how to hold things.

Read my post right above yours.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Read my post right above yours.

I seen that. Pretty soon were gonna De evolve back into cavemen and looking for fire again.

 

[terry78]

You didn't hear about the woman who bought a Wii for her family, and her kids told her they could download new games or content but they would have to use a credit card, and she literally put the ****ing card into the game drive.

 

[Immortalfire]

You didn't hear about the woman who bought a Wii for her family, and her kids told her they could download new games or content but they would have to use a credit card, and she literally put the ****ing card into the game drive.

I remember seeing that

 

[Sawyer]

If you wanted cookies so bad, why didnt you just bake some, fatty? And dont make it worse by blaming others for your own stupidity.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

The cookies story and the Wii story just show you how the world is actually going to hell, from all the dumbness of the people of the world.