Man's penis freed from metal pipe with industrial grinder

[SoulManX]

A man who got his penis stuck in a steel pipe had to be cut free by firefighters using a metal grinder, after doctors in casualty could not free his genitals from their metal trap.


http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/808171-mans-penis-freed-from-metal-pipe-with-industrial-grinder

 

[Ace of Knaves]

HAHAHA what a nob end.

 

[SuperFerret]

And yet people still consider homo sapiens an intelligent species.

 

[SoulManX]

And yet people still consider homo sapiens an intelligent species.

 

[Logan's Lady]

Talk about desperate.

 

[katie_girl09]

Haha! Loser! How embarrassing.

 

[POWdER-man]

Should have lubricated.

 

[Swordmaster]

The penis was left bruised and swollen, but otherwise unharmed by its traumatic day.

 

[Kane52630]

*cringes*

 

[Metamorpho1977]

Physically unharmed I'm sure that idiot will be mentally traumatized for years now.

 

[Eggyman]

Every hole is a goal is lost on this guy. Christ!

 

[chamber-music]

The man, thought to be aged around 40, did not explain to hospital staff how exactly the pipe got stuck around his penis, after he presented himself at the hospital's Accident & Emergency department on Tuesday morning. He was said to be 'quite concerned and anxious'.

I bet he was

 

[Logan's Lady]

I have a friend who was an EMT for a while... he said they had to free some guy who had his penis stuck in a cow milker (yeah, those suctiony things that are placed on a cow udder to get the milk out)

 

[katie_girl09]

 

[Darthphere]

Hey, don't knock it til you've tried it.

 

[Marx]

 

[Hotwire]

The penis was left bruised and swollen, but otherwise unharmed by its traumatic day

Damn! No Darwin Award for this guy. Oh, well. Perhaps an Honorable Mention.

 

[Boom]

The Little Man of Steel.

 

[Timstuff]

They could have just showed him an episode of Will & Grace and it would have been as easy as taking a carrot out of a barn door.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

You could say, this guy got a bit carried away with the old "bump and grind".

Or

This guy took "protection" a little too literal...

 

[Downhere]

I have a friend who was an EMT for a while... he said they had to free some guy who had his penis stuck in a cow milker (yeah, those suctiony things that are placed on a cow udder to get the milk out)

I imagine EMT's would see some odd things in their line of work.