Oh, oh... my PMS must be acting up...
In your infinite wisdom, as underlined in the last paragraph, you state that "that doesn't sound like Spider-Man. "Arcs wrap up".
I want to point to you that the "arc" first appeared around the early 90's... possibly the late 80's, and prior to that, we had sort of what was happening now... as per the definition above... "stories that work with a continuous open narrative. Each comic ends with a promise that the storyline is to be continued in another episode"...
Now, for obvious reasons, that's not always the case, but even with clean ended stories currently going on as well as the comics of yesteryear (which would be considered arguably the BEST times in Spider-Man's comic life), we have sub-plots that give the reader of an on-going sensation to make them want to come back and continue reading the never-ending saga. I could go back and re-read ASM #1 to 200 and it feels like one long never ending saga... or even Stern's run from ASM #229 to 251 feels like on big stories comprised of little stories with threads running through them. "Arcs", in my opinion, have been the downfall of comic books because they tend to lack any real character development... they just tell stories with a begining, middle, and end. Boring. But maybe you like that prosaic form of entertainment.
Another fine point that you being up (with the anti-soap opera sentiment) is that "the comic isn't a tv show or radio show".
However, in your own definition that you bring to the table, it states...
"A soap opera is an ongoing, episodic work of fiction, usually broadcast on television or radio."
I'm not sure about you, but I would certainly consider a comic book an "episodic work of fiction".
And thirdly, you make the claim that Spider-Man cannot be a soap opera because soap operas are "aimed predominately to a female audience."
Yet again, in your same definition that you brought to the table, it further explains that
"These early radio serials were broadcast in weekday daytime slots when mostly housewives would be available to listen; thus the shows were aimed at and consumed by a predominantly female audience." Well, that would be akin to saying that in the early Spider-Man comics (or all comics in general from the 60's), they were mostly targeted towards younger children and teenagers.... so any and all comics produced today must be made for a predominately younger audience.
Well, that's an obvious stupid statement, because times change, as well as the current television soap opera audience. So your points are just plain dumb.
In any event, I can't control your lack of thought process, so if you want to believe that Spider-Man is not soap opera-ish... by all means, go ahead. But anyone reading your post with my counter-points will know that you're wrong (at least, with the arguments that you brought to the table).
Gosh... I really do hate those PMS cramps...
Have a nice day.