Comics Did Quesada let the cat out of the bag at Wizard Con?

[Dragon]

Translation: Peter David basically implies that the REAL reason why a lot of the Spider-writers don't like Peter and MJ as a married couple is because they feel it's too hard to write about married couples than it is single couples, meaning the whole line about "kids can't relate to a married Spider-Man" is complete and utter bull****.

But we've known that all along.

 

[stillanerd]

But we've known that all along.

Exactly. I just find it refreshing that somebody at Marvel somewhat acknowledged the truth.

 

[The Infernal]

But we've known that all along.

Yes, but we say it in the vain hope that they'll get it.

 

[Mara Jane]

Actually, I'd prefer that it was a conscious decision on their part not to have kids. First, it's way too cliche' that everyone who gets married would immediately want children.

But moreso, because of their characters. Both would just know that a child given the current status of their lives simply isn't practical.

Pete & MJ have probably been married for almost 5 years, Marvel time. I'd hardly say that's immediate. Pete is the kinda guy who probably would want to have kids; when MJ was preggo with May they both felt that financially it would be hard, but they'd manage.

If Marvel would actually acknowledge baby May briefly, though, that could be used as a way for Pete & MJ to decide that maybe having kids would be a bad idea (or at least it's too painful a subject to discuss, so they simply don't). The conversation in the NA Annual (over Luke & Jessica's baby) was a little bizarre, but I suppose it could count as such. Pete & MJ both seemed awfully callous in that scene for a couple that lost a baby and was deeply affected by it, IMO, though.

 

[roach]

So JQ knows more about what is good for Spidey that Stan Lee????

 

[GoblinScrier]

Quesada is mad with power...what Byrne and Mackie did back in 2000-2001 is nothing compared to what Quesada is doing to Spidey now..this has got to stop...

*Leave MJ and Peter together...period...they are Marvel's flagship couple...

*Under his regime, he said they would never have a child...well, he is a f***ing moron...the Baby May story had such promise...a child kidnapped by a lackey of your worst enemy...imagine finding out it was alive...Norman could have cloned the child and accelerated its growth to a new warrior. Peter would have "beat" it and Norman would have revealed that it was his daughter...

Eventually in a "final" battle with Norman, the baby would have been found and Peter, MJ, and May would have gone off into the sunset, ending that story arc on a happy note for once...

This doesn't have to be turned into a soap opera where a year later the child is aged 5 years or something. It could be a long time before the child ages and we wouldn't know the difference.

Quesada needs to go....for good!!

 

[Doc Destruction]

Good thing that marriage is breaking up. It caused him to

Spoiler

unmask on LIVE TV!

 

[shinlyle]

Good thing that marriage is breaking up. It caused him to

Spoiler

unmask on LIVE TV!

LOL! I knew someone would blame the marriage for that, too! Watch, I'll bet Civil War #2 features MJ PMSing and telling Peter that he can either

Spoiler

unmask on live television, or he can do the dishes! Peter, having seen that they have casserole dishes from the week before decides the unmasking would be quicker, and maybe Ock could get rid of the PMS-monster that used to be his darling wife! Ock then shows up aftre the unmasking, and impales MJ on his tentacle, laughing manaically. Peter looks at Mj's eyes as they go dull and says "And I'm still not doing the dishes!!!"

Man, I hope Joe Q doesn't know how to read spoiler-coded messages, or he'll probably use that....

 

[stillanerd]

,

LOL! I knew someone would blame the marriage for that, too! Watch, I'll bet Civil War #2 features MJ PMSing and telling Peter that he can either

Spoiler

unmask on live television, or he can do the dishes! Peter, having seen that they have casserole dishes from the week before decides the unmasking would be quicker, and maybe Ock could get rid of the PMS-monster that used to be his darling wife! Ock then shows up aftre the unmasking, and impales MJ on his tentacle, laughing manaically. Peter looks at Mj's eyes as they go dull and says "And I'm still not doing the dishes!!!"

Man, I hope Joe Q doesn't know how to read spoiler-coded messages, or he'll probably use that....

Actually Shin, I imagine it will go something like this:

SPIDER-MAN: Okay, people, my real name is Peter Parker. I know, I know, it's a real shock.
VULTURE: So you're some guy named Peter Parker. Big deal! I unmasked you weeks ago.
SANDMAN: I once unmasked him, although I didn’t get a good look at his face cause he ran away like a chicken.
INMATES AT THE RAFT: Hey, we unmasked him too! Only it was too dark to see.
SCORPION: Oh yeah?! I figured out who he was without unmasking him.
VENOM: Don’t make us laugh. On top of taking away our other, you we're told who he was. And you call yourself a private detective? Besides, we figured out Spider-Man was Parker long before any of you.
DOCTOR OCTOPUS: Correction. I had the distinct honor of being the very first to publicly unmask the meddlesome wall-crawler.
CAPTAIN STACY: You call what you did an unmasking? You only thought he was Peter Parker in disguise as Spider-Man and not that they were one and the same. I, on the other hand, used logic and detective work to figure it out.
BEN URICH: All I needed was my journalistic instincts.
DEBRA WHITMAN: Um...no offense, sir. But I figured out Peter was Spider-Man simply by following him up some stairs and finding Spider-Man on the roof instead.
HARRY OSBORN: Hey, lady. I figured out who he was simply by watching Spider-Man fight my dad. And I was even strung out on drugs at the time.
CHAMELEON: That's nothing, I learned who he really was and I was insane.
ROBOT PARENTS: You would have NEVER known had it not been for us. Peter told us he was Spider-Man outright.
BLACK CAT: Oh yeah?! I was the very first person who he willingly revealed his identity too. Of course, I can’t say I was thrilled when I found out, but...
TIM HARRISON: Sorry, toots. I was first. And all I had to do was ASK him.
BLACK CAT: That’s cause you were dying of cancer you stupid kid.
GWEN STACY: Actually, Peter once revealed who he was willingly my dad, Harry, MJ, and me.
BLACK CAT: Yeah, and from what I heard, you cried like a little girl and went bawling to daddy.
GWEN STACY: Shut up, you hussy!
BLACK CAT: Oh, that’s rich, coming from a girl who slept with the father of Peter’s best friend and refused to mention that she gave birth to twins.
SARAH: Hey, don’t you dare ridicule our mom that way.
GABRIEL: Yeah! Besides, we learned the truth after watching him jump over a wall to escape us.
AGENT MARIA HILL: Please. I used a psychic to figure out the truth.
MADAME WEB: Pish posh. I learned it through my own psychic powers before you did.
PROFESSOR X: Actually, that honor belongs to me.
DOCTOR STRANGE: No, Charles. I discovered his identity in the same manner long before you did.
DAREDEVIL: Well, I didn’t need psychic powers. I learned who he was by listening to his heart rhythms and voice patterns, as well as smelling his distinctive scent.
PUMA: All I needed smell, Hornhead.
WOLVERINE: I think ya came up a little short in that department, bub.
PUMA: Look who’s talking.
KA-ZAR: I’m afraid that I, Ka-Zar, lord of the Savage Land learned the truth in similar fashion long before then.
AUNT MAY: Goodness. All I did was walk in his room and found his costume lying on the floor.
BEN REILLY: Ha! I was BORN knowing that Peter and Spider-Man were one and the same, because I’m his clone.
KAINE: So did I, because I came before you did, Reilly!
JACKAL: Well, both of you wouldn’t have known if he hadn’t been for me, who learned the truth from a mere blood sample.
NICK FURY: We at S.H.I.E.L.D. already knew who he was long before any of you.
AGENT HILL: We did?
MORLUN: I simply learned simply through his totemistic essence.
SHATHRA THE SPIDER-WASP: As did I.
EZEKIEL: What am I, chopped liver?
THE GREAT WEAVER: And which none of you would’ve known without me.
IRON MAN: Wait a minute! None of you should count. Peter origins were a product of science, not intelligent design.
DOCTOR STRANGE: So you say.
CAPTAIN AMERICA: People, people. Let’s not get so upset. Besides, I figured out who he was...
NICK FURY: Only through accessing our files. As did ALL the Avengers.
BATMAN: I didn't even need computer files.
CAPTAIN AMERICA: What are you doing here? You don't belong in our universe?
BATMAN: Guess you forgot about DC vs. Marvel and JLA vs. Avengers, then.
THE SPECTRE: Which of course were the fault of those two brothers.
SUPERBOY PRIME: (whispering) Don't tell anybody, but it was actually me and one of my retcon punches.
J. JONAH JAMESON: Well, I knew it was Parker all along. That’s why I accepted all those pictures he took of himself. Wanted to help a young man get his feet wet, being the kind soul I am.
JOE ROBERTSON: So I guess that whole incident with you thinking that your own son was Spider-Man was just act, considering how they were seen together numerous times.
JAMESON: Oh, and I suppose you knew all along, eh smarty pants?
ROBERTSON: Maybe....
GREEN GOBLIN: Oh please. All of those attempts are pathetic compared to what I’ve accomplished. Why, I was the very first person to learn Spider-Man was really Peter Parker. And that’s more than any of you have ever done.
MARY JANE: Sorry, Norman. I was the very first person to ever learn the truth, and I’ve known who he was the very night his Uncle Ben died. So there. (Sticks out tongue)
THE WATCHER: Actually, it was I, the Watcher, who sees all things and all possibilities. I have known that the one you call Spider-Man was Peter Parker long before he ever became Spider-Man.
STAN LEE: Actually, it was me, since I was the one who created Spidey.
STEVE DITKO: No, it was me.
STAN LEE: Steve, let’s not start THAT again.
GOD: Don’t I get a say in this?
BRAIN MICHEAL BENDIS: Good thing they're not talking about the Ultimate universe.

 

[shinlyle]

,

Actually Shin, I imagine it will go something like this:

SPIDER-MAN: Okay, people, my real name is Peter Parker. I know, I know, it's a real shock.
VULTURE: So you're some guy name Peter Parker. Big deal. I unmasked you weeks ago.
SANDMAN: I once unmasked him, although I didn’t get a good look at his face cause he ran away like a chicken.
INMATES: Hey we unmasked him too, but it was too dark to see.
SCORPION: Oh yeah. I figured out who he was without unmasking him.
VENOM: Don’t make us laugh. On top of taking away our other, you we're told who he was. And you call yourself a private detective? Besides, we figured out Spider-Man was Parker long before any of you.
DOCTOR OCTOPUS: Correction. I had the distinct honor of being the very first to publicly unmask the meddlesome wall-crawler.
CAPTAIN STACY: You call what you did an unmasking? You only thought he was Parker in disguise as Spider-Man and not that they were one and the same. I, on the other hand, used logic and detective work to figure it out.
BEN URICH: All I needed was my journalistic instincts.
DEBRA WHITMAN: Um...no offense, sir. But I figured out Peter was Spider-Man simply by following Peter up some stairs and finding Spider-Man on the roof instead.
HARRY OSBORN: Hey, lady. I figured out who he was simply by watching Spidey fight my dad. And I was even strung out on drugs at the time.
CHAMELEON: That's nothing, I learned who he really was and I was insane.
ROBOT PARENTS: You would have NEVER known hadn't it been for us. Peter told us he was Spider-Man outright.
BLACK CAT: Oh yeah. I was the very first person who he willingly revealed his identity too. Of course, I can’t say I was thrilled when I found out, but...
TIM HARRISON: Sorry, toots. I was first. And all I had to do was ASK him.
BLACK CAT: That’s cause you were dying of cancer you stupid kid.
GWEN STACY: Actually, Peter revealed who he was willingly to me, my dad, Harry, and MJ.
BLACK CAT: Yeah, and from what I heard you cried like a little girl and went bawling to daddy.
GWEN STACY: Shut up, you hussy.
BLACK CAT: Oh that’s rich. Coming from a girl who slept with the father of Peter’s best friend and refused to mention that she gave birth to twins.
SARAH: Hey, don’t you dare ridicule our mom that way.
GABRIEL: Besides. We learned the truth after watching him jump over a wall to escape us.
AGENT MARIA HILL: Please. I used a psychic to figure out the truth.
MADAME WEB: Pish posh. I learned it through my own psychic powers before you did.
PROFESSOR X: Actually, that distinct honor belongs to me.
DOCTOR STRANGE: No, Charles. I discovered his identity in the same manner long before you did.
DAREDEVIL: Well, I didn’t need psychic powers. I learned who he was by listening to his heart rythums, voice patterns, and scent.
PUMA: All I needed smell, Hornhead.
WOLVERINE: I’m afraid you’ve come up short in that department, bub.
PUMA: Look who’s talking.
KA-ZAR: I’m afraid that I, Ka-Zar, lord of the Savage Land learned the truth in similar fashion long before then.
AUNT MAY: Goodness. All I did was walk in his room and found his costume lying on the floor.
BEN REILLY: Ha, I was BORN knowing that Peter and Spider-Man was one and the same, because I’m his clone.
KAINE: No, because I came before you did, Reilly!
JACKAL: Well, both of you wouldn’t have known if he hadn’t been for me, who learned the truth from a mere blood sample.
NICK FURY: We at S.H.I.E.L.D. already knew who he was long before you did.
AGENT HILL: We did?
MORLUN: I didn’t need any of that. I learned simply through his totemistic essence.
SHATHRA THE SPIDER-WASP: As did I.
EZEKIEL: What am I, chopped liver?
THE GREAT WEAVER: Which none of you would’ve known had it not been for me.
IRON MAN: Wait a minute, none of you should count. Peter origins were a product of science, not intelligent design.
DOCTOR STRANGE: So you say.
CAPTAIN AMERICA: People, people. Let’s not get so upset. Besides, I figured out who he was...
NICK FURY: Only through accessing our files. As did ALL the Avengers.
BATMAN: I didn't even need computer files.
CAPTAIN AMERICA: What are you doing here? You don't belong in our universe?
BATMAN: Guess you forgot about DC vs. Marvel and JLA vs. Avengers, then.
THE SPECTRE: Which of course were the fault of those two brothers.
SUPERBOY PRIME: *whispering* Don't tell anybody, but it was actually me and one of my retcon punches.
J. JONAH JAMESON: Well, I knew it was Parker all along. That’s why I accepted all those pictures he took of himself. Wanted to help a young man get his feet wet, being the kind soul I am.
JOE ROBERTSON: And I suppose that whole incident with you thinking that your own son was Spider-Man was just act, considering how they were seen together at the same time.
JAMESON: Oh, and I suppose you knew all along, eh smarty pants?
ROBERTSON: Maybe....
GREEN GOBLIN: Oh please. All of those attempts are pathetic compared to what I’ve accomplished. Why, I was the very first person to learn Spider-Man was really Peter Parker. And that’s more than any of you have ever done.
MARY JANE: Sorry, Norman. I was the very first person to ever learn the truth, and I’ve known who he was the very night his Uncle Ben died. So there. *Sticks out tounge*
THE WATCHER: Actually, it was I, the Watcher, who sees all things and all possibilities. I have known that the one you call Spider-Man was Peter Parker long before he ever became Spider-Man.
STAN LEE: Actually, it was me, since I was the one who created Spidey.
STEVE DITKO: No, it was me.
STAN LEE: Steve, let’s not start THAT again.
GOD: Don’t I get a say in this?
BRAIN MICHEAL BENDIS: Good thing they're not talking about the Ultimate universe.

LOL!!!! Beautiful!!!

 

[Captivated]

Actually Shin, I imagine it will go something like this:

SPIDER-MAN: Okay, people, my real name is Peter Parker. I know, I know, it's a real shock.
VULTURE: So you're some guy name Peter Parker. Big deal. I unmasked you weeks ago.
SANDMAN: I once unmasked him, although I didn’t get a good look at his face cause he ran away like a chicken.
INMATES: Hey we unmasked him too, but it was too dark to see.
SCORPION: Oh yeah. I figured out who he was without unmasking him.
VENOM: Don’t make us laugh. On top of taking away our other, you we're told who he was. And you call yourself a private detective? Besides, we figured out Spider-Man was Parker long before any of you.
DOCTOR OCTOPUS: Correction. I had the distinct honor of being the very first to publicly unmask the meddlesome wall-crawler.
CAPTAIN STACY: You call what you did an unmasking? You only thought he was Parker in disguise as Spider-Man and not that they were one and the same. I, on the other hand, used logic and detective work to figure it out.
BEN URICH: All I needed was my journalistic instincts.
DEBRA WHITMAN: Um...no offense, sir. But I figured out Peter was Spider-Man simply by following Peter up some stairs and finding Spider-Man on the roof instead.
HARRY OSBORN: Hey, lady. I figured out who he was simply by watching Spidey fight my dad. And I was even strung out on drugs at the time.
CHAMELEON: That's nothing, I learned who he really was and I was insane.
ROBOT PARENTS: You would have NEVER known hadn't it been for us. Peter told us he was Spider-Man outright.
BLACK CAT: Oh yeah. I was the very first person who he willingly revealed his identity too. Of course, I can’t say I was thrilled when I found out, but...
TIM HARRISON: Sorry, toots. I was first. And all I had to do was ASK him.
BLACK CAT: That’s cause you were dying of cancer you stupid kid.
GWEN STACY: Actually, Peter revealed who he was willingly to me, my dad, Harry, and MJ.
BLACK CAT: Yeah, and from what I heard you cried like a little girl and went bawling to daddy.
GWEN STACY: Shut up, you hussy.
BLACK CAT: Oh that’s rich. Coming from a girl who slept with the father of Peter’s best friend and refused to mention that she gave birth to twins.
SARAH: Hey, don’t you dare ridicule our mom that way.
GABRIEL: Besides. We learned the truth after watching him jump over a wall to escape us.
AGENT MARIA HILL: Please. I used a psychic to figure out the truth.
MADAME WEB: Pish posh. I learned it through my own psychic powers before you did.
PROFESSOR X: Actually, that distinct honor belongs to me.
DOCTOR STRANGE: No, Charles. I discovered his identity in the same manner long before you did.
DAREDEVIL: Well, I didn’t need psychic powers. I learned who he was by listening to his heart rythums, voice patterns, and scent.
PUMA: All I needed smell, Hornhead.
WOLVERINE: I’m afraid you’ve come up short in that department, bub.
PUMA: Look who’s talking.
KA-ZAR: I’m afraid that I, Ka-Zar, lord of the Savage Land learned the truth in similar fashion long before then.
AUNT MAY: Goodness. All I did was walk in his room and found his costume lying on the floor.
BEN REILLY: Ha, I was BORN knowing that Peter and Spider-Man was one and the same, because I’m his clone.
KAINE: No, because I came before you did, Reilly!
JACKAL: Well, both of you wouldn’t have known if he hadn’t been for me, who learned the truth from a mere blood sample.
NICK FURY: We at S.H.I.E.L.D. already knew who he was long before you did.
AGENT HILL: We did?
MORLUN: I didn’t need any of that. I learned simply through his totemistic essence.
SHATHRA THE SPIDER-WASP: As did I.
EZEKIEL: What am I, chopped liver?
THE GREAT WEAVER: Which none of you would’ve known had it not been for me.
IRON MAN: Wait a minute, none of you should count. Peter origins were a product of science, not intelligent design.
DOCTOR STRANGE: So you say.
CAPTAIN AMERICA: People, people. Let’s not get so upset. Besides, I figured out who he was...
NICK FURY: Only through accessing our files. As did ALL the Avengers.
BATMAN: I didn't even need computer files.
CAPTAIN AMERICA: What are you doing here? You don't belong in our universe?
BATMAN: Guess you forgot about DC vs. Marvel and JLA vs. Avengers, then.
THE SPECTRE: Which of course were the fault of those two brothers.
SUPERBOY PRIME: *whispering* Don't tell anybody, but it was actually me and one of my retcon punches.
J. JONAH JAMESON: Well, I knew it was Parker all along. That’s why I accepted all those pictures he took of himself. Wanted to help a young man get his feet wet, being the kind soul I am.
JOE ROBERTSON: And I suppose that whole incident with you thinking that your own son was Spider-Man was just act, considering how they were seen together at the same time.
JAMESON: Oh, and I suppose you knew all along, eh smarty pants?
ROBERTSON: Maybe....
GREEN GOBLIN: Oh please. All of those attempts are pathetic compared to what I’ve accomplished. Why, I was the very first person to learn Spider-Man was really Peter Parker. And that’s more than any of you have ever done.
MARY JANE: Sorry, Norman. I was the very first person to ever learn the truth, and I’ve known who he was the very night his Uncle Ben died. So there. *Sticks out tounge*
THE WATCHER: Actually, it was I, the Watcher, who sees all things and all possibilities. I have known that the one you call Spider-Man was Peter Parker long before he ever became Spider-Man.
STAN LEE: Actually, it was me, since I was the one who created Spidey.
STEVE DITKO: No, it was me.
STAN LEE: Steve, let’s not start THAT again.
GOD: Don’t I get a say in this?
BRAIN MICHEAL BENDIS: Good thing they're not talking about the Ultimate universe.

THAT was brilliant!! Bravo!

You even had Robertson still being mysterious about it. Too funny.

 

[pussywillow1972]

,

Actually Shin, I imagine it will go something like this:

SPIDER-MAN: Okay, people, my real name is Peter Parker. I know, I know, it's a real shock.
VULTURE: So you're some guy name Peter Parker. Big deal. I unmasked you weeks ago.
SANDMAN: I once unmasked him, although I didn’t get a good look at his face cause he ran away like a chicken.
INMATES: Hey we unmasked him too, but it was too dark to see.
SCORPION: Oh yeah. I figured out who he was without unmasking him.
VENOM: Don’t make us laugh. On top of taking away our other, you we're told who he was. And you call yourself a private detective? Besides, we figured out Spider-Man was Parker long before any of you.
DOCTOR OCTOPUS: Correction. I had the distinct honor of being the very first to publicly unmask the meddlesome wall-crawler.
CAPTAIN STACY: You call what you did an unmasking? You only thought he was Parker in disguise as Spider-Man and not that they were one and the same. I, on the other hand, used logic and detective work to figure it out.
BEN URICH: All I needed was my journalistic instincts.
DEBRA WHITMAN: Um...no offense, sir. But I figured out Peter was Spider-Man simply by following Peter up some stairs and finding Spider-Man on the roof instead.
HARRY OSBORN: Hey, lady. I figured out who he was simply by watching Spidey fight my dad. And I was even strung out on drugs at the time.
CHAMELEON: That's nothing, I learned who he really was and I was insane.
ROBOT PARENTS: You would have NEVER known hadn't it been for us. Peter told us he was Spider-Man outright.
BLACK CAT: Oh yeah. I was the very first person who he willingly revealed his identity too. Of course, I can’t say I was thrilled when I found out, but...
TIM HARRISON: Sorry, toots. I was first. And all I had to do was ASK him.
BLACK CAT: That’s cause you were dying of cancer you stupid kid.
GWEN STACY: Actually, Peter revealed who he was willingly to me, my dad, Harry, and MJ.
BLACK CAT: Yeah, and from what I heard you cried like a little girl and went bawling to daddy.
GWEN STACY: Shut up, you hussy.
BLACK CAT: Oh that’s rich. Coming from a girl who slept with the father of Peter’s best friend and refused to mention that she gave birth to twins.
SARAH: Hey, don’t you dare ridicule our mom that way.
GABRIEL: Besides. We learned the truth after watching him jump over a wall to escape us.
AGENT MARIA HILL: Please. I used a psychic to figure out the truth.
MADAME WEB: Pish posh. I learned it through my own psychic powers before you did.
PROFESSOR X: Actually, that distinct honor belongs to me.
DOCTOR STRANGE: No, Charles. I discovered his identity in the same manner long before you did.
DAREDEVIL: Well, I didn’t need psychic powers. I learned who he was by listening to his heart rythums, voice patterns, and scent.
PUMA: All I needed smell, Hornhead.
WOLVERINE: I’m afraid you’ve come up short in that department, bub.
PUMA: Look who’s talking.
KA-ZAR: I’m afraid that I, Ka-Zar, lord of the Savage Land learned the truth in similar fashion long before then.
AUNT MAY: Goodness. All I did was walk in his room and found his costume lying on the floor.
BEN REILLY: Ha, I was BORN knowing that Peter and Spider-Man was one and the same, because I’m his clone.
KAINE: No, because I came before you did, Reilly!
JACKAL: Well, both of you wouldn’t have known if he hadn’t been for me, who learned the truth from a mere blood sample.
NICK FURY: We at S.H.I.E.L.D. already knew who he was long before you did.
AGENT HILL: We did?
MORLUN: I didn’t need any of that. I learned simply through his totemistic essence.
SHATHRA THE SPIDER-WASP: As did I.
EZEKIEL: What am I, chopped liver?
THE GREAT WEAVER: Which none of you would’ve known had it not been for me.
IRON MAN: Wait a minute, none of you should count. Peter origins were a product of science, not intelligent design.
DOCTOR STRANGE: So you say.
CAPTAIN AMERICA: People, people. Let’s not get so upset. Besides, I figured out who he was...
NICK FURY: Only through accessing our files. As did ALL the Avengers.
BATMAN: I didn't even need computer files.
CAPTAIN AMERICA: What are you doing here? You don't belong in our universe?
BATMAN: Guess you forgot about DC vs. Marvel and JLA vs. Avengers, then.
THE SPECTRE: Which of course were the fault of those two brothers.
SUPERBOY PRIME: *whispering* Don't tell anybody, but it was actually me and one of my retcon punches.
J. JONAH JAMESON: Well, I knew it was Parker all along. That’s why I accepted all those pictures he took of himself. Wanted to help a young man get his feet wet, being the kind soul I am.
JOE ROBERTSON: And I suppose that whole incident with you thinking that your own son was Spider-Man was just act, considering how they were seen together at the same time.
JAMESON: Oh, and I suppose you knew all along, eh smarty pants?
ROBERTSON: Maybe....
GREEN GOBLIN: Oh please. All of those attempts are pathetic compared to what I’ve accomplished. Why, I was the very first person to learn Spider-Man was really Peter Parker. And that’s more than any of you have ever done.
MARY JANE: Sorry, Norman. I was the very first person to ever learn the truth, and I’ve known who he was the very night his Uncle Ben died. So there. *Sticks out tounge*
THE WATCHER: Actually, it was I, the Watcher, who sees all things and all possibilities. I have known that the one you call Spider-Man was Peter Parker long before he ever became Spider-Man.
STAN LEE: Actually, it was me, since I was the one who created Spidey.
STEVE DITKO: No, it was me.
STAN LEE: Steve, let’s not start THAT again.
GOD: Don’t I get a say in this?
BRAIN MICHEAL BENDIS: Good thing they're not talking about the Ultimate universe.

Clearly you are a genius. That was absolutely brilliant and a perfect summation of Spidey from the very beginning to now. Nicely done.

 

[Effect]

It's a thing of beauty.

 

[bulok]

that post delivers.

 

[MyPokerShirt]

do u remember when JQ and JMS were first on the title? the excitement at finally some good stories... sigh, how disappointed we are...