Marvel Animated Caption This

[cabel]

same deal as the JLU/DCAU caption thread but with the Marvel cartoons

The Power Is Yours!

Spidey: I'm sorry Brock, but this is a little too kinky for me.

Venom: Shut up *****!

 

[Brainiac 8]

Venom: What happened Peter, tangled in your own web?
Spider-Man: Oy with the lame jokes.

 

[jaydawg]

God damn.... isn't one caption this thread bad enough?

 

[cabel]

no its not

 

[Dr. Fate]

MANDARIN: "Oh look, a pinata!"

VENOM: "Back of Mandarin - this pinata's ours!"

 

[HR-PUFF&STUFF]

Venom: Again!

Spidey: come on I've done it 3 times!

Venom: Again, and sexier this time!

Spidey: Fine; My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard....

 

[HR-PUFF&STUFF]

Spider-Man: Iceman, um, when did you become a giant?

Peter: Aunt May.

Aunt May: Why yes dear?

Peter: Is that a sex tape of you and uncle Ben?

Aunt May: Why yes it is dear.

Bobby: Sexy.

Shocker: Hey, Hey, Hey, Who do you think i am, Electro?

 

[HR-PUFF&STUFF]

Spider-Man: I wish I knew how to quit you!

 

[HR-PUFF&STUFF]

Peter: whats up with the 3 phones?

 

[SLYspyder]

Spidey: I'm sorry Brock, but this is a little too kinky for me.

Venom: Shut up *****!

lmao

 

[Dr. Fate]

WOLVERINE: "New glow in the dark adamantium claws in case of emergency!"

Eh, sorry, that sucked.

 

[Mrh7448]

Spider-Man: Awwww....Does someone need a hug?

 

[Mrh7448]

WOLVERINE: "Whoa! Dude! I should not have eaten those 'shrooms!"

 

[Dr. Fate]

SPIDER-MAN: "Hey Iceman, how'd you get Phoenix to come along with us?"
ICEMAN: "That's not Phoenix you idiot, it's Fire-Star!"
SPIDER-MAN: "Oops."
FIRE-STAR: "Do all we red heads look alike to you?"

 

[Dr. Fate]

SPIDER-MAN: "Hey Ice, how'd you get Phoenix to come along with us? Ain't Cyclops gonna be mad when he comes home and finds out that-"
FIRE-STAR: "I'm not Phoenix you idiot, I'm Fire-Star!"
SPIDER-MAN: "Oops."
ICEMAN: "Dumbass."

Sorry about that, double post mishap. My bad. Just ignore these two and move along.

 

[HR-PUFF&STUFF]

Shocker: Worst. Reach. Around. Ever.

 

[lars573]

Vemon (in Sanke from the Simpsons voice): Dude! My Spider-man toy collection is now like totally complete.

Spider-man:Umm I'm not a toy.

Vemon:That's what the J. Jonah Jameson toy said too, now totally **** your coming back to my way cool fort. In Lady liberty's foot.

 

[HR-PUFF&STUFF]

 

[bored]

Lizard: Boooga boogaboogabooga!

Spidey: Eep! Save me, Shocker!

Shocker: Dear lord, you are such a *****.

 

[Spider-Fan83]

spidey- "hold on tight stan"
stan lee - "how's this"
spidey- "no, tighter, mmmm"
stan lee- "put me down, this is getting weird"
spidey- "you want it to get even weirder"

 

[Abaddon]

spidey- "hold on tight stan"
stan lee - "how's this"
spidey- "no, tighter, mmmm"
stan lee- "put me down, this is getting weird"
spidey- "you want it to get even weirder"

lmao

 

[Dr. Fate]

SHOCKER: "I feel safe with you Spidey, you have a strong yet gentle touch."
SPIDER-MAN: "Uh... thanks..."

 

[SoulManX]

Shocker "Ummmm are u poking me from behind"
Spiderman "Sorry this costume neva fits right"

 

[SoulManX]

Spiderman "Whoa Fire-Star what did u have lunch?"
Fire-Star " Ummm Taco Bell...why do u ask?"
Ice-Man " Cuz I can smell your ass gas from here"

 

[SoulManX]

Peter: Wow Betty looks hot!

Betty: God Peter is such a dork.

JJ: God Peter looks hot!