Superman Returns Superman Returns caption thread returns!

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SUPERMAN: What the hell, now even YOUR franchise is getting a reboot before mine?! Oh yeah, it´s not like your last movie made any money, is it...
SPIDER-MAN: Gee, sour grapes are we?
 
Credit to HISHE for the lyrics:

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Super-Highlander: Oh, I stab and punch and chop and kill,
I wear a skirt that's called a kilt,
Don't have a beard but I'm Scottish still,
Cause I'm the William Wallace!
 
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Clark: "I can't see through walls, but I can kick your ass...er, wait....that's not right. Ok, how about this....I can't fly but I can kick your........DAMMIT!!!:cmad::cmad: Why is finding my place in this new century so damn hard!"
 
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People were complaining that they could see my underwear when I fly, so I decided not to wear any.
 
Thanks much. Ha! That'll show'em Supes.;)
 
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GROUNDSKEEPER SUPERMAN: Grease me up, woman!

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LUNCHLADY DORIS: Okay-dokey.
 
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Super-whatever: "Think with yer dipstick, Jimmy!"
 
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SUPER WALLACE?:They may take our liiives... But they´ll never take OOOUUUR FREEEEDOOOOM!!!
 
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You know, my reboot is being made by 80 million dollars too, so we had to make a few cuts...
 
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SUPERMAN: "Damn, how does Spider-Man get a reboot before me?"

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SUPERMAN: "As if anyone can beat me in a chin to jawline contest..."

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SUPERMAN: "Alright, who passed the gas?"

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SUPERMAN: "Let's suck in the guts guys, we're the Ghostbusters."
 
Thyanks! Love the chins one and the Ghostbusters one!
 
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WONDER WOMAN: Who grabbed my butt?
FLASH: Green Lantern is the one next to you...
GL: Yeah, but you have super speed, you could come behind her, grab her butt and get back and we wouldn´t even see it!
FLASH: Hey, Superman has super speed too!
SUPERMAN: I´m the old-fashioned boy scout, remember?!
FLASH: That´s your alibi for everything!
SUPERMAN: Luthor is a villain!
LUTHOR: Not in this version I´m not!
WW: Guys, I asked because I loved that masculine, firm yet gentle touch...
GL: I did it!
FLASH: No way, it was me!
SUPERMAN: Hey, I´m not a boy scout 24/7! can have a naughty side!
INVISIBLE MAN: Hehehehehe...
 
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WONDER WOMAN: Who grabbed my butt?
FLASH: Green Lantern is the one next to you...
GL: Yeah, but you have super speed, you could come behind her, grab her butt and get back and we wouldn´t even see it!
FLASH: Hey, Superman has super speed too!
SUPERMAN: I´m the old-fashioned boy scout, remember?!
FLASH: That´s your alibi for everything!
SUPERMAN: Luthor is a villain!
LUTHOR: Not in this version I´m not!
WW: Guys, I asked because I loved that masculine, firm yet gentle touch...
GL: I did it!
FLASH: No way, it was me!
SUPERMAN: Hey, I´m not a boy scout 24/7! can have a naughty side!
INVISIBLE MAN: Hehehehehe...
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:
 
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SUPERMAN: Get ready, Justice League! Our mission is to kick Planet Hulk´s butt at the charts!
 
The mods really should do something about all this double post stuff. Might be time to close a few more super-threads.
 

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