Marvel Animated Caption This

[Dr. Fate]

SHE-HULK: "The only real draw back to being me is that I can never find a man tall enough to look down at me rather than look up at me, but hey, always try to look on the bright side of life."

 

[3dman27]

spidey- "hold on tight stan"
stan lee - "how's this"
spidey- "no, tighter, mmmm"
stan lee- "put me down, this is getting weird"
spidey- "you want it to get even weirder"

spidey"hang on boss i'll get you down in a second" to himself " now STAN i don't mind calling boss"

 

[HR-PUFF&STUFF]

Jean: out of my way small child.
Wolverine: What did you call me?
Jean: Sorry.. its just that your... you know so-
Wolverine: Short. I know we all know that i am short. Ass.

 

[Dr. Fate]

JEAN: "Violence is not the answer!"
MAGNETO SHE-THUG: "Jean, you ignorant ****! Our natural responses to discrimination are no more on trial here than is your inability to achieve an orgasm!"
JEAN: "Who told you- Scott?!"
CYCLOPS: "It wasn't me!"
JEAN: "Wolverine?!"
WOLVERINE: "Uh... I have to return some video tapes."

 

[JOELLY]

WOLVERINE: "What the hell!?! ligthsabers!?!"

 

[bored]

Wolfsbane/Feral (whichever, I don't remember): We demand to be in this cartoon!

Sunfire: I just wanted a taco, actually.

 

[HR-PUFF&STUFF]

Nick Fury: Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Matrix is. You have to see it for yourself.

 

[HR-PUFF&STUFF]

Nick Fury: I'm thinking about taking that new chick from Logistics. If things go right I might be showing her my O-face. You know: Oh! Oh!

 

[HR-PUFF&STUFF]

Wolverine: So all I have to do is kiss you and you wake up?

 

[HR-PUFF&STUFF]

Logan: (Thinking) ****ing ******* is he pretending hes in a ****ing box again?

 

[HR-PUFF&STUFF]

Rouge: How dare you judge me? Look at you! You're just some penny-stealing...criminal...man.

Gambit: Well that may be, but at least I never slept with Lumbergh!

 

[HR-PUFF&STUFF]

Jubilee: Do I look Asian to you?

Bobby: No.

 

[Decypher]

Rouge: How dare you judge me? Look at you! You're just some penny-stealing...criminal...man.

Gambit: Well that may be, but at least I never slept with Lumbergh!

This is the only caption I have ever actually laughed out loud at lol

good office space reference

 

[Dr. Fate]

ROGUE: "What's come over you?"
GAMBIT: "You came all over me last night, remember?"

 

[TankerX]

Rouge: "You and your endless inuendoes!"
Gambit: " In Your Endo...hehehe"

 

[Dr. Fate]

CAPTAIN AMERICA: "Correct me if I'm wrong, I've been out of it for a while, but weren't you a white guy back in World War 2?"
NICK FURY: "Shut the f*** up!"

 

[HR-PUFF&STUFF]

NICK FURY: We got mother****ing snakes on a mother****ing plane!

 

[HR-PUFF&STUFF]

Dr. Doom: Come on come on ****ing AOL!!!

 

[HR-PUFF&STUFF]

Galactus: So you replaced the fire guy with the chick with the hammer?
Mr. Fantastic: He's from the temp agency, he was the cheapest one they had.
Thor: **** ye!

 

[bored]

Galactus: Oh, jeez, the Super 8? I haven't been anywhere near that part of town in months. Hold on, let me think... I can't remember what street that's on. You know what that's like, to forget something like that when you need to tell people?

Thor: Verily, it is awkward.

Galactus: Totally. Anyway, I think if you hang a left coming out of 13th street, it should be a straight shot, but I'm not sure.

Mr. Fantastic: Well, thanks for your help, sir.

Galactus: Any time. Now, if you'll excuse me, I to put some mutha****in' snakes on a mutha****in' plane before Sam Jackson boards.

 

[thealiasman2000]

Spider-Man: Come on, Seabiscuit! We need to win the big race so that I gain my confidence back!

Juggernaut: Who do you think you are talking to? I'm the Juggernaut, beeyatch!

Spider-Man: OK , I think that joke just lost it's humor.

Iceman: You should have never left school.

Spider-Man: But I never did leave school, I graduated.

Iceman: Hey, gimme a ****ing break, OK? It's not my fault these lines are ****ty.

Loki: WHERE'S MY MASK?

Mr. Fantastic: I am Sir Lancelot the Brave, knight of the Round Table! My Squire, your death shall not be in vain! I shall rescue the fair princess from Swamp Castle!

Johnny Storm: Oh, Frankie! I love you even if the others kids at school think you're a nerd! Please be my date to the prom, and maybe you could be elected Queen!

Frankie Raye: What the hell areyou talking about?

Ghost Rider: That's not fair! Why is my brother a big sucess with his brainless action movie script when I can't adapt this stupid book about orchids by that old female fart?

 

[Dr. Fate]

Spider-Man: Come on, Seabiscuit! We need to win the big race so that I gain my confidence back!

Juggernaut: Who do you think you are talking to? I'm the Juggernaut, beeyatch!

Spider-Man: OK , I think that joke just lost it's humor.

Iceman: You should have never left school.

Spider-Man: But I never did leave school, I graduated.

Iceman: Hey, gimme a ****ing break, OK? It's not my fault these lines are ****ty.

Loki: WHERE'S MY MASK?

Mr. Fantastic: I am Sir Lancelot the Brave, knight of the Round Table! My Squire, your death shall not be in vain! I shall rescue the fair princess from Swamp Castle!

Johnny Storm: Oh, Frankie! I love you even if the others kids at school think you're a nerd! Please be my date to the prom, and maybe you could be elected Queen!

Frankie Raye: What the hell areyou talking about?

Ghost Rider: That's not fair! Why is my brother a big sucess with his brainless action movie script when I can't adapt this stupid book about orchids by that old female fart?

Bwahahahahaha, good stuff.

 

[Dr. Fate]

JOHNNY STORM: "I'm easy, but I'm not cheap."
FRANKIE: "Just the way I like a man."

 

[HR-PUFF&STUFF]

FRANKIE: Hi my name is Plenty, Plenty O'tool.
JOHNNY STORM: Named after your father perhaps?

 

[bored]

Frankie: Guess what, Johnny? It's your baby!

Johnny: Sunuva*****.