Marvel Apes

[Joker]

Well...This looks...interesting...

THE STORY:
Flingin' feces, True Believer-- the entire Marvel Universe has gone APE!
Just when he thinks life can't get any worse or weirder, Marty Blank – a.k.a. that lovable loser, the Gibbon -- finds himself and the brilliant-and-beautiful Dr. Fiona Fitzhugh transported to a world where monkeys rule and humans don't exist!
SEE the spectacular simian city of Monkhattan!
MEET the hominoid heroes and villains – SPIDER-MONKEY! DOC OOK! IRON MANDRILL! SIMIAN TORCH! THE APE-VENGERS! And more!
THRILL to the return of Speedball!
CONTAINS No-Ads, as we are thrilled to present you backup tales exploring the Apeiverse!
LEARN the dark secret of the primate planet!
WORRY that the fate of the entire universe is in the hands of the Gibbon!
Not a hoax, not a dream, not an imaginary story - just the most not-to-be-missed mini-series of the season! If you only buy one (well, two) comics this month about super-powered, intelligent apes-in-capes, it must be MARVEL APES!
Rated T+ …$3.99

http://www.marvel.com/catalog/?id=9654


So I'm gonna go ahead and ask what we're all thinking. When is the Marvel Apes/Marvel Zombies crossover going to happen? I want to see zombie-monkey spider-man

 

[The Geek Vault]

Why is cap gorilla's arm a tumor?

 

[Majik1387]

So Marvel goes Planet of the Apes?

 

[Omega Wizard]

****ing.Awesome.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Thats such a disgrace to Steve.

 

[Omega Wizard]

Eh, it might not even be Steve. But its a different take on things. Like how Marvel Zombies-Romero Film, This-Planet of The Apes.

 

[iloveclones]

Why is cap gorilla's arm a tumor?

Because they got Rob Liefeld to do the breakdowns?

 

[DoomJester]

Why though? Why?! Apes? I can't completely judge this but it is already on life-support as far as excitement goes. Now if someone would pick up on the werewolf world that I'd read, as I'm always down for some werewolf action... wait, that didn't sound right.

 

[Omega Wizard]

Because they got Rob Liefeld to do the breakdowns?

If it was him, there would be pouches. Lots of pouches. Lots.

 

[iloveclones]

And knives. He loved him some knives.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

I'm a HUGE fan of Marvel Zombies.

Although, I am pretty curious to see how the Hulk will turn out to be.

(Ape wise)

 

[Omega Wizard]

Maybe he'll look like bigfoot.

Wow, no one has made a rascist joke yet. Im proud...

 

[iloveclones]

What happens when Wolvie-monkey starts scratching his head or underarms like the others?

 

[ReturnToTheEve]

Why is cap gorilla's arm a tumor?

In a thick austrian accent "Its not a tumor...Its not a tumor!"

 

[Obi-Ron]

God that's even worse than zombies.

 

[javi1024]

Why is cap gorilla's arm a tumor?

shouldnt you be asking "Why is cap a gorilla?" this is just ridiculous.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

The most ridiculous part of all is that a lot of people will inevitably still buy it.

 

[I Am The Bat]

Story Guesses on how Marvel Apes came to be:

Scenario 1:

JMS: So what do you think about the ending to OMD?
Joe Q: I think it is good - Let me lookover it a bit more and I'll get back to you.

*Two Weeks Later*

JMS: What the hell did you do - you are going to ruin Spider-Man for everyone!!!!!!! I'm taking my name off of this.
Joe Q: I'm putting you in your place, Joe! If you don't put your name on this I'll have you write Marvel Apes

Scenario 2:

*Marvel Board Meeting*

Joe Q: If anyone writes about smoking, or even mentions tobacco in their respective comics - I'll have you right Marvel Apes

 

[Microchip]

Scenario 3:

Writer: Hey, wait, what's up with Captain America in this panel? He looks like a gorilla or something!

Artist: Sorry, I'll redraw him.

*Karl Kesel, walking by, stops*

Karl: I just got an idea!

 

[I Am The Bat]

Scenario 3:

Writer: Hey, wait, what's up with Captain America in this panel? He looks like a gorilla or something!

Artist: Sorry, I'll redraw him.

*Karl Kesel, walking by, stops*

Karl: I just got an idea!

Haha

 

[I Am The Bat]

...

 

[Varient]

ick.

 

[Spider-Jay420]

I'll take a nice pass on this one.

 

[Darthphere]

Why is cap gorilla's arm a tumor?

It's not a tumah!

 

[Joker]

Come on, you guys are way too uptight. It's a god damn comedy book, and you're all acting like it's the end of the world. Jesus