Marvel Movie Smackdown

[Horrorfan]

Ok I was thinking, who would win in a marvel movie rumble, and how do you think it would go down? It would involve the following and the rules would be last man/survivng members of your team standing: (powers are based on what you've seen in the movies, not the comics obviously)


Teams:

X Men (Professor X , Jean Grey, Cyclops, Storm, Wolverine, Iceman, Colossus, Shadowcat, Nightcrawler , Rogue., Angel, Beast)

Brotherhood (Magneto, Sabretooth, Toad, Mystique, Juggernaught, Pyro, Callisto, Archlight, the blow fish guy and Psylock)

FF4 (Thing, Invisible Woman, Mr Fantastic, Human Torch)

Nightstalkers: Blade, Abigail Whistler, Hannible King, Abraham Whistler



Singles:


Elektra

Daredevil

Bullseye

Kingpin

Dr Doom

Dracula/Drake

Incredible Hulk

Absorbing Man

Deacon Frost

Nomak

Punisher

Man-Thing

And aside from the battle royal, the following matches for fun:

X Men vs Hulk

X Men vs FF

Brotherhood vs Hulk

Brotherhood vs FF

Place yer bets now!

 

[Spider-Man™]

Where's Spide-Man?

 

[3dman27]

yeah where IS the webhead? this threadis INCOMPLETE with out him and his crew

 

[The PhantaZm]

Movie FF would beat movie X-men since Movie FF actually know how to work together.

 

[Warhammer]

Movie FF would beat movie X-men since Movie FF actually know how to work together.

Nice one.

 

[Horrorfan]

Whoops yeah, I forgot to add Spiderman, Green Goblin, and Doc Ock! (haven't including spidey 3 villains since we don't know they can do yet).


I gotta say though I think X Men take FF quite easily....Collossus and Wolvie on thing, Prof mindwipes Mr F, and Jean and shadowcat take out IW.


Movie Wolvie beats movie spidey too ::P

 

[enterthemadness]

Movie Man-Thing would beat Punisher, Deacon Frost, Elektra, Bullseye, Daredevil. The reasons?

1. Can rip people apart with his tenacles and stab them.

2. Can regenerate. Good Luck on usings weapons.

3. Very Strong

4. Can't get blown up. Near the end of the movie, he's caught in a big explosion, but just absorbs the fire (or at least some of it)

5. Stealth. Since he looks like a tree (mainly from a side view) he can sneak up on people.

However, Movie Man-Thing can't beat Movie Hulk. Movie Hulk would just step on him, he's that big. And even if he's not that big...well, he's too strong for Man-Thing.

 

[bulok]

Adding Spiderman to this mix would be unfair to the others since he would whupp all of them singlehandedly with one hand webbed behind his back.

Jean Grey would see how much of a bad boy he is (and after reading all the menace articles from the Bugle) would ride him like a rodeo cowgirl in front of everyone.

Scott in a manic fit of emo depression will post on MySpace and then stare at himself in the mirror, removing his pink glasses and shoot himself in the face.

Wolverine won't give a crap and go look for his ex-lover, Stryker(sp).

Rogue seeing the hot action will have her teenage hormone get the better of her and try to initiate a menage a trois with Pyro and Iceman, killing the two.

Storm will want to join in on the Spidey/Grey action.

Magneto, having had no prior physical altercation will run off crying like the girly man he is after getting a backhand from the ol' Webhead.

His goons after seeing their master beaten like a little ***** will run off after him.

Professor X will get increasingly frustrated as Spidey gets all the action. In a fit of rage he relinquishes himself of all his power so that he will gain the use of his legs and get a prescription for a year's supply of viagra.


Elektra gets boned by Bulok.

Spidey wins. The End.

 

[Horrorfan]

Adding Spiderman to this mix would be unfair to the others since he would whupp all of them singlehandedly with one hand webbed behind his back.

Jean Grey would see how much of a bad boy he is (and after reading all the menace articles from the Bugle) would ride him like a rodeo cowgirl in front of everyone.

Scott in a manic fit of emo depression will post on MySpace and then stare at himself in the mirror, removing his pink glasses and shoot himself in the face.

Wolverine won't give a crap and go look for his ex-lover, Stryker(sp).

Rogue seeing the hot action will have her teenage hormone get the better of her and try to initiate a menage a trois with Pyro and Iceman, killing the two.

Storm will want to join in on the Spidey/Grey action.

Magneto, having had no prior physical altercation will run off crying like the girly man he is after getting a backhand from the ol' Webhead.

His goons after seeing their master beaten like a little ***** will run off after him.

Professor X will get increasingly frustrated as Spidey gets all the action. In a fit of rage he relinquishes himself of all his power so that he will gain the use of his legs and get a prescription for a year's supply of viagra.


Elektra gets boned by Bulok.

Spidey wins. The End.

LMAO post of the day