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Mee gets propositioned in a restroom

What should Mee do?

  • Draw it! Hundred bucks!

  • Don't draw it. Also don't drop the soap.


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Mee

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This is all true, happened Monday. You can't make this stuff up. I was at work, and got up to go to the restroom. Upon entering the restroom I saw a man cleaning it, so I turned around to leave but he said "nah it's ok, just don't get your s*** everywhere.
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" The rest of my adventure went something like this...


Mee notices the man (middle-aged and balding, with a medical mask covering his face) is cleaning the urinals, so Mee goes to a stall. He gets in, unzips, and begins to let fly, when he hears--

Guy: So you go to school?

Mee is startled, and nervously replies

Mee: Uh...yeah, senior in High School.

Guy: Cool, cool. Play any sports?

Mee: ...Soccer...

Guy: Oh, alright.

Guy: What do you plan to do after school?

Mee: I...wanna be an art major.

At this point Mee is finished, just standing in the stall, in a combination of shock and amusement.

Guy: OOoh so you're pretty good at drawing then?

Mee: I guess. People say I am...

Guy: So you could draw a tiger?

Mee: ...Yeah.

Guy: You could draw like, a tiger on a branch?

Mee: Uh, probably, heh.

Guy: Cause, if you could, I'd pay you.

Mee exits the stall, his interest peaked.

Mee: ...Really?

Guy: Yeah man. Like a hundred, a hundred fifty bucks.

Mee: Seriously?

Guy: Yeah! My old lady looooves animals. You don't even have to paint it, color kinda ruins them I think, just pencil. You bring it next week...I'll pay you man.

Mee: Heh, okay.


Mee exits the restroom, excited at the prospect of a hundred dollars for a drawing, but also worried that this may lead to dark, dark places. Where does restroom cleaner man get a hundred bucks to throw away on drawings for his "old lady"? Is restroom cleaner man going to whip out his "tiger" and branch Mee?


To Be Continued....
 
Go for it. And if he refuses, rip it in front of him.
 
By "hundred bucks", he means a tootsie pop, and by "old lady" he means his cock.
 
Oh, I thought this thread would be dirtier....
 
Me, being an optimistic person who doesn't like to think badly of people, suggests that Mee goes for it and draws the picture. At the very worst he is only out some money he never had. If the guy wants more than another picture after that, just take the money and run away real, real fast. :p
 
I thought this was gonna be about how a creepy guy walked up to Mee and said "You've got a nice dish. Turn around and Let me **** you."

Anyhow, as thats not the Case, I say take it! Just carry a shap object in your pocket and if he Does try to do anything bad you turn around and Stab him in the Nuts.
 
Also I'm a little fuzzy on whether the actual transaction is supposed to take place...in the restroom. :huh:
 
Also I'm a little fuzzy on whether the actual transaction is supposed to take place...in the restroom. :huh:
It's a set up to rape. It reads like a rape story waiting to happen. Protect the Mee-Hole! :o
 
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