Mee gets propositioned in a restroom

[Logan's Lady]

I don't know Bamfer.... Mee is a pretty awesome artist...

 

[Mee]

Is this the first time you've seen this person? Because if he is a janitor where you work, I think you would run into him more then just the restroom. I use to run into the cleaning staff at the office I worked at all over the place.

First time I've seen him.

 

[DDS]

Dammit you two, I was Google-searching like crazy for those.

 

[Captain Planet!]

Wait a second... Mee plays Soccer?

Spoiler

*****.

 

[Mee]

Team captain and state champ.

 

[Manic]

Mee, if you do this, and if you get raped, I really want you to...





...sell the story to Law & Order SVU. That episode would be awesome.

 

[wiegeabo]

Mee, if you do this, and if you get raped, I really want you to...





...sell the story to Law & Order SVU. That episode would be awesome.

And Mee would get rich.


It's a win-win

 

[Alex The Great]

Mee's gonna gon raped

 

[Mee]

Mee, if you do this, and if you get raped, I really want you to...





...sell the story to Law & Order SVU. That episode would be awesome.

I wanna be played by Ryan Reynolds.



I also wanna not be raped.

 

[Anti-Moderator]

 

[wiegeabo]

I wanna be played by Ryan Reynolds.



I also wanna not be raped.

You can't have it both ways...

 

[Manic]

I wanna be played by Ryan Reynolds.



I also wanna not be raped.

How about you get played by Justin Long, and you still get raped?

 

[Mee]

That's double-rape.

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

^ So what's your decision? We all know you're not in it for man-sex so...

 

[wiegeabo]

Maybe the guy's girlfriend rapes Mee while the guy enjoys the picture?

 

[Manic]

Maybe the guy's girlfriend rapes Mee while the guy enjoys the picture?

I saw that episode of Law & Order SVU. You'll never be able to take them to court for rape. Not without CCH Pounder showing up with a funky haircut and saying your rape doesn't count.

 

[Mee]

^ So what's your decision? We all know you're not in it for man-sex so...

I think I'm gonna go for the money.*




*not to be confused with going for the money shot

 

[SoulManX]

I think I'm gonna go for the money.*




*not to be confused with going for the money shot

 

[Ahura Mazda]

Being that I hve no involvement in this besides reading these posts I would rather you did it so we have continuance of this "adventure".

 

[Majic Walrus]

Just as an FYI. Yesterday a dude named Zack asked me out.

Why to people tend to think that I am gay?

 

[KALEL114]

Just as an FYI. Yesterday a dude named Zack asked me out.

Why to people tend to think that I am gay?

You just have a quality.

 

[Logan's Lady]

Being that I hve no involvement in this besides reading these posts I would rather you did it so we have continuance of this "adventure".

yes, I believe we're all interested in seeing how this all plays out.

 

[Mee]

Part 2-


Throughout the week Mee found himself busy with school, work, parties, and his lady, never finding time to draw a tiger, much less a tiger in a branch. Mee went through all of Monday pondering what might happen with restroom cleaner man. But time passed, with no sign of him. Mee went to the restroom, the light was off, he turned it on, still...no sign. More time passed, and it was time for Mee to go home. Restroom man never showed. Mee is by default given a second chance. Can he find time this week to accomplish the task before him? Stay tuned.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Part 2-


Throughout the week Mee found himself busy with school, work, parties, and his lady, never finding time to draw a tiger, much less a tiger in a branch. Mee went through all of Monday pondering what might happen with restroom cleaner man. But time passed, with no sign of him. Mee went to the restroom, the light was off, he turned it on, still...no sign. More time passed, and it was time for Mee to go home. Restroom man never showed. Mee is by default given a second chance. Can he find time this week to accomplish the task before him? Stay tuned.

Could your draw me naked, while laying across branch rubbing my chest as two lady pandas get it on, underneath me?

 

[Metamorpho1977]

This is all true, happened Monday. You can't make this stuff up. I was at work, and got up to go to the restroom. Upon entering the restroom I saw a man cleaning it, so I turned around to leave but he said "nah it's ok, just don't get your s*** everywhere.

" The rest of my adventure went something like this...


Mee notices the man (middle-aged and balding, with a medical mask covering his face) is cleaning the urinals, so Mee goes to a stall. He gets in, unzips, and begins to let fly, when he hears--

Guy: So you go to school?

Mee is startled, and nervously replies

Mee: Uh...yeah, senior in High School.

Guy: Cool, cool. Play any sports?

Mee: ...Soccer...

Guy: Oh, alright.

Guy: What do you plan to do after school?

Mee: I...wanna be an art major.

At this point Mee is finished, just standing in the stall, in a combination of shock and amusement.

Guy: OOoh so you're pretty good at drawing then?

Mee: I guess. People say I am...

Guy: So you could draw a tiger?

Mee: ...Yeah.

Guy: You could draw like, a tiger on a branch?

Mee: Uh, probably, heh.

Guy: Cause, if you could, I'd pay you.

Mee exits the stall, his interest peaked.

Mee: ...Really?

Guy: Yeah man. Like a hundred, a hundred fifty bucks.

Mee: Seriously?

Guy: Yeah! My old lady looooves animals. You don't even have to paint it, color kinda ruins them I think, just pencil. You bring it next week...I'll pay you man.

Mee: Heh, okay.


Mee exits the restroom, excited at the prospect of a hundred dollars for a drawing, but also worried that this may lead to dark, dark places. Where does restroom cleaner man get a hundred bucks to throw away on drawings for his "old lady"? Is restroom cleaner man going to whip out his "tiger" and branch Mee?


To Be Continued....

This sounds like a story that Brodie from Mallrats would come up with.