Mention Your Unmentionables!

[Lightning Strykez!]

Well, this is interesting.

Boxer-briefs in the winter and on cooler days in the summer, to keep my quads warm. I don't like briefs because they ball my s*** up, and I can't do boxers because I don't like to swing uncontrollably. I'll wear a jock-strap pretty often, especially when it's hot out, and when I'm jogging. Keeps the meat in place.

I do commando a lot though...especially at the gym, when I go to bed, or just run out for something quick, like taking the trash out or running up to the grocery store.

 

[terry78]

You were just saving it up to bombard us later, weren't you?

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

You were just saving it up to bombard us later, weren't you?

But of course. One never knows when Lightning will strike. You have to wait for it.

 

[knowsbleed]

I'm old school... I like to cover my crotch with a leaf or two.

 

[Bboy]

Haha. This is hilarious. Sorry Mr Lightning "Got so much junk need to tape the mass product up to keep it all in place" Strykez.

Tough life huh?

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

Haha. This is hilarious. Sorry Mr Lightning "Got so much junk need to tape the mass product up to keep it all in place" Strykez.

Tough life huh?

It's not my fault.

 

[Bboy]

Mostly on the boxer-brief side of things here.

 

[Anubis]

Well, this is interesting.

Boxer-briefs in the winter and on cooler days in the summer, to keep my quads warm. I don't like briefs because they ball my s*** up, and I can't do boxers because I don't like to swing uncontrollably. I'll wear a jock-strap pretty often, especially when it's hot out, and when I'm jogging. Keeps the meat in place.

I do commando a lot though...especially at the gym, when I go to bed, or just run out for something quick, like taking the trash out or running up to the grocery store.

I've never felt comfortable sleeping in the buff. I'm always worried about sleep sharts.

 

[knowsbleed]

I've never felt comfortable sleeping in the buff. I'm always worried about sleep sharks.

fixed... now it's amusingly imaginative.

 

[Marx]

I've never felt comfortable sleeping in the buff. I'm always worried about sleep sharts.

I prefer sleeping in the buff...I think I'm giving away way too much information.

 

[Gamma Ray]

Boxer-briefs. Boxers chafe my junk, BBs do not. Oh and boxer-briefs shape my junk really well.

 

[Anubis]

Fixed my ass. The implication of Waking up with skid marks on your sheets is far more imaginative, and down right frightening thank you very much.

 

[knowsbleed]

I don't like calling my junk "my junk". I prefer to call it my *** *** ********* **** **** ********.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

I don't like calling my junk "my junk". I prefer to call it my *** ***-daboo- *********-zippityzwap-****-a-me-**** ********-fwizzadoobopandthething.

Your junk has just come down with a bad case of The Cosby.

 

[JP]

Funny, I call his junk that too!

 

[knowsbleed]

[You] Fixed my ass.

Fixed again. I've fixed your ass twice now... let's not give people thoughts that they shouldn't think.

Your junk has just come down with a bad case of The Cosby.

Funny, I call his junk that too!

I'm not very comfortable with all the Cosby virus and calling my junk on the phone talk. Let's move onto the real topic of discussion...


LS's junk.

 

[Marx]

Let's move onto the real topic of discussion...


LS's junk.

Yeah...or not.

 

[knowsbleed]

Don't worry Marx... they want to talk about your junk too.



*stifles laughter*

 

[Aesop Rocks]

They're talking about your junk, Marx. They're talking about youuuuu.

 

[Warhammer]

Boxer-briefs. Because you don't get enough space with briefs and with boxers, your junk isn't locked down and gets everywhere. Back when I wore boxers, I couldn't tell you how many times I had to wait to stand up in a public place because my junk decided to get hard while laying on my leg. At least in boxer briefs, it kinda stays in one position.

 

[knowsbleed]

I hate it when my junk gets everywhere.


... actually... it's not so bad.

 

[knowsbleed]

I hate it when my junk gets everywhere.


... actually... it's not so bad.

 

[Marx]

Don't worry Marx... they want to talk about your junk too.



*stifles laughter*

They're talking about your junk, Marx. They're talking about youuuuu.

I'm perfectly fine with my 'junk' being left out of the conversation.

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

Boxer-briefs. Because you don't get enough space with briefs and with boxers, your junk isn't locked down and gets everywhere. Back when I wore boxers, I couldn't tell you how many times I had to wait to stand up in a public place because my junk decided to get hard while laying on my leg. At least in boxer briefs, it kinda stays in one position.

I kinda agree with this ****ehammer.

But I find that I actually get erections more often when my meat is on meat if you know what I mean (body heat: warm dick + warm leg=big embarrassment). And boxers allow that to happen...and I can't bear it. That's why I love jock-straps. The kind I have feature an expandable pouch. It allows everything to hang--but in a controlled environment.

 

[knowsbleed]

Is it air conditioned and ventilated?