Michael Bay's Harry Potter

[StorminNorman]

Harry Potter
directed by
MICHAEL BAY
Starring​

Shia Labeouf as Harry Potter​

Mary Elizabeth Winstead as Hermione Granger​

Jimmy Olsen as Ron Weasley​

Bruce Willis as Albus "Big Al" Dumbledore​

Sam Jackson as Voldemort​

With​

George Clooney as Sirius Black​

and​

Nic Cage as Professor Snape


God Bless America​

 

[Vile]

*explosions.*

 

[EdRyder]

Sounds great to me. Potter has grown old and stale.Bringing in someone like Bay shows WB is attempting to appeal towards general audiences.Rather than the geeky/nerdy aspect that Potter is known for.Any naysayer that claims this is a bad move based on what little information we have at this point is a whiny fanboy dork.Its Michael Bay! These Harry Potter fans are so whiny they make Trekkie's look good.

 

[Octoberist]

Mary Elizabeth Winstead...where are you my sweet?

 

[cryptic name]

Sounds great to me. Potter has grown old and stale.Bringing in someone like Bay shows WB is attempting to appeal towards general audiences.Rather than the geeky/nerdy aspect that Potter is known for.Any naysayer that claims this is a bad move based on what little information we have at this point is a whiny fanboy dork.Its Michael Bay! These Harry Potter fans are so whiny they make Trekkie's look good.

is this a joke or am i missing something?

 

[Octoberist]

it's called sarcasm, cryptic name!!! Maybe it was too cryptic even for you!!!

 

[cryptic name]

it's called sarcasm, cryptic name!!! Maybe it was too cryptic even for you!!!

indeed it was. damn dry humor, haven't you people heard of basting?

 

[DieSmiling]

Why did you refer to Michael Cera as "Jimmy Olsen?" Am I missing something?

 

[odiin]

Is it sad that I actually love that cast, except for Shia "Enough" Labeouf and Nic "Wickerman" Cage?

Also, EdRyder: Jesus man.... Just..... Jesus.

 

[StorminNorman]

Why did you refer to Michael Cera as "Jimmy Olsen?" Am I missing something?

Michael Cera is Superman's little buddy.

 

[StorminNorman]

Also, in my mind, the entire third film would be nothing but a 2 hour montage of a young George Clooney, along with James Potter (John Schnieder), Remus Lupin (John C. McGinley) and a temid Peter Pettigrew (Paul Giamatti) endlessly torturing a young Nic Cage.