Fantasy Minecraft (Jason Momoa)

[Pennywise]

 

[blueharvest]

https://www.amctheatres.com/movies/a-minecraft-movie-46029

 

[Kane52630]

oh it's gonna suck so bad. lol

 

[Lily Adler]

oh it's gonna suck so bad. lol

Watch it be another Goosebumps or Jumanji and be mid enough for families.

 

[Kane52630]

Watch it be another Goosebumps or Jumanji and be mid enough for families.

Oh it'll make a sh** ton of money, but it's gonna suck so bad going by that straight to dvd runtime.

 

[Drizzle]

oh it's gonna suck so bad. lol

You know what? I'm saving this for when the review embargo drops and it gets a 95% Fresh score on Rotten Tomatoes.

 

[Lily Adler]

Oh it'll make a sh** ton of money, but it's gonna suck so bad going by that straight to dvd runtime.

You know what? I'm saving this for when the review embargo drops and it gets a 95% Fresh score on Rotten Tomatoes.

I'm expecting slightly worse Sonic 1 here.

 

[Kane52630]

You know what? I'm saving this for when the review embargo drops and it gets a 95% Fresh score on Rotten Tomatoes.

Can't be worse than The Razzies nominating Stanley Kubrick for The Shining for worst director, right?

 

[Drizzle]

Can't be worse than The Razzies nominating Stanley Kubrick for The Shining for worst director, right?

They were just trying to be edgy.

 

[Lily Adler]

Can't be worse than The Razzies nominating Stanley Kubrick for The Shining for worst director, right?

Surprised anti establishment culture didn't have a group of contrarians making crazed statements like how The Shining is overrated and the miniseries one was superior. Croquet mallet and all.

 

[Pennywise]

 

[donuts]

Oh it'll make a sh** ton of money, but it's gonna suck so bad going by that straight to dvd runtime.

Runtime is such a weird hill to die on when it comes to movies.

Not saying it's gonna be a great movie, but runtime has nothing to do with that.

So many great 100 minutes and less movies I could list.

 

[Kane52630]

Runtime is such a weird hill to die on when it comes to movies.

Not saying it's gonna be a great movie, but runtime has nothing to do with that.

So many great 100 minutes and less movies I could list.

Hey, I can list so many great 100 minutes or less movies too, but you're missing the context.

When it comes to a big studio blockbuster like this, that short runtime is always telling. I know because I've seent it happen so many times before.

 

[donuts]

Hey, I can list so many great 100 minutes or less movies too, but you're missing the context.

When it comes to a big studio blockbuster like this, that short runtime is always telling. I know because I've seent it happen so many times before.

People freaked out over the Deadpool runtime back in 2016.

It wasn't in any way telling about anything. It was just its runtime.

The Paddington movies are all around 100 minutes.

Recently, Beetlejuice Beetlejuice was around 100 minutes.

The runtime isn't indicative of anything. Let's get over the Tom Rothman at Fox era PTSD.

 

[Kane52630]

 

[donuts]

I edited my answer to make some examples. Cool gif from the 95 minute movie, by the way.

And look, I have no stakes in this. I have never played Minecraft in my life.

Maybe it will be a terrible movie. But not because it's 101 minutes.

But YOU have seen it happen so often. Wow, a real insider!

 

[Kane52630]

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice was great? okay, pal.

 

[donuts]

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice was great? okay, pal.

It was okay. But in no way is that correlated to the runtime (the first movie's great, and it's even shorter).

Also, easiest answer possible to the exampleS I've made. When in doubt, make a snarky remark.

But hey, you know what? You're totally right. I bow to your cinematic expertise. Whatever floats your boat... " Pal"

 

[Lily Adler]

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice was great? okay, pal.

 

[Drizzle]

Damn, Mattel. You could have been a little more flattering. After all, you made Yoked Newman.

 

[Pennywise]

 

[blueharvest]

New posters:

 

[blueharvest]

 

[Kane52630]

Oh wow that completely swayed me, it'll be the greatest movie of 2025. I'm so sorry I doubted @donuts

 

[donuts]

Oh wow that completely swayed me, it'll be the greatest movie of 2025. I'm so sorry I doubted @donuts

Do you always completely disregard what people actually say or write to appear like a smartass (or trick yourself into thinking that you are one)?

I won't even bother getting into it further , because everything I've said was never about your or anyone's opinion on how this movie looks or might turn out.

Moving on.