Mix up movie captions

haha! Nice one.

 

Magneto: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa...stop right there. Eatin' a b!tch out, and givin' a b!tch a foot massage ain't even the same ****in' thing.
Xavier: It's not. It's the same ballpark.
Magneto: Ain't no ****in' ballpark neither.

 

"If you die first, I am definately going to eat you.?"

 

"What?"



"English, motherf***er! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!"

 

"i want you to hit me as hard as you can"

 

DARTH VADER: "Hear me and understand this - I am the master of the C.L.I.T. Remember this ****ing face. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this ****ing face. I make that **** work. It does whatever the **** I tell it to. No one rules the C.L.I.T like me. Not this little ****, none of you little ****s out there. I AM THE C.L.I.T. COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little ****! Then I rub my nose with it!"

 

Vader: I take it back. You're not in trouble, you're dead where you stand.

 

INDY: "Oh, I was wondering what happened to my oversized ball of doom!"

 

MJ: I'll never let go Jack..
Spider-Man: Jack? Who's Jack?!
MJ: No, not Jack, I meant *dropped* Spideeyyyyy...

 

Edit:Hey I had an idea, and I don't know if it's a stupid one or not, but I did it anyway.

since we so frequently re-use pictures from this thread, or are often looking for ones, I've created a list, divided by category and what movie, of most of the pictures we've used in this thread for easy reference so you don't have to search through 50 pages looking for one you know was posted somewhere. It's not 100% everything, but I'll add to it as the thread goes on. Hope this helps



Comicbook movies
Batman - Ra's Al Ghul
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.y...others/batman_begins/ken_watanabe/begins1.jpg
Batman - Bale as Bruce Wayne
http://www2.warnerbros.com/batmanbegins/images/photogallery/image/BD-S-1776.jpg
Batman - Arnold as Mr. Freeze
http://www.insidepulse.com/columnImages/image13002.jpg
Batman - Nicholson Joker
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.y...er_brothers/batman/jack_nicholson/batman6.jpg
Batman- Bale and Neeson
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.y...batman_begins/_group_photos/liam_neeson20.jpg

Spider-Man - swinging w/ MJ
http://graphics.jsonline.com/graphics/owlive/img/may04/dunst_spiderman_060204_big.jpg

Superman - w/Lois flying
http://usuarios.lycos.es/supermanreturns/superlois.jpg

Sin City - That Yellow Bastard bleeding
http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/pictures/2005/05/24/sincitygalleryyellow.jpg

X-Men - Xavier/Magneto chess
http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/746/504/hi/co2.jpg

TMNT
http://www.propstore.co.uk/images/products/781/teenturtle-nunchuka-dvd1.jpg



Horror
Freddy vs Jason
http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/filmes/freddy-vs-jason/freddy-vs-jason09.jpg

Jason
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/42/Jasonpart7.jpg/250px-Jasonpart7.jpg

Chucky and Bride
http://twtd.bluemountains.net.au/Rick/soc4.jpg

Wolfman
http://www.ccctf.com/tr_pics05/wolfman.jpg

The Birds
http://www.meredy.com/vinbw/birds.jpg

Se7en
http://www.filmhai.de/kino/kinoplakat/bilder_0009/sieben/gallery1/sieben_004.jpg

Silence of the Lambs - Lector
http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2003/SHOWBIZ/Movies/10/20/sprj.caf03.film.chainsaw.ap/story.silence.jpg

Dawn of the Dead - Zombies
http://www.hachimaki.info/blog/archives/dod01.jpg

The Shining - Nicholson
http://www.esplatter.com/images/ns/shining.jpg



Sci-Fi
Robocop gun extended
http://www.robocoparchive.com/old/lobby5.JPG

Star Trek - Picard
http://www.scifig.com/picar4.gif
Star Trek - Picard and Data armed
http://www.the-reel-mccoy.com/movies/1996/images/stfc.jpg

Star Wars - Vader w/ Stormtrooper
http://starwarsdotcom.com/star_wars/gallery/characters/pics/ani/anh/022.jpg
Star Wars - Han and Chewie in bar
http://multimedia.theforce.net/muse...ilogy/Characters/Han_Solo/A_New_Hope/han2.jpg
Star Wars - Yoda and Mace
http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Meteor/9836/yoda/YodaMace.jpg
Star Wars - Han frozen in carbonite
http://www.sith.nl/multimedia/characters/han_solo/carbonite/carb.jpg
Star Wars - Luke and Ben
http://images.art.com/images/products/large/10204000/10204244.jpg
Star Wars - Padme and Jar Jar
http://multimedia.theforce.net/muse...ode_1/Characters/Jar-Jar_Binks/starwars19.jpg

Matrix - Neo in rain
http://matrix.thescarymonkeyshow.com/images/neo.jpg

Back to the Future - Doc in car
http://images.art.com/images/PRODUCTS/large/10038000/10038584.jpg



Fantasy
LOTR - Aragorn with crown
http://www.jasminewatson.com/lotr/ROTK/IMAGES/AragonCrown.jpg

Legend - Lord of Darkness
http://www.legend-movie.info/characters/darkness/dark_l.jpg

Jason and the Argonauts - Vs. Skeletons
http://www.cinefex.com/weeklyupdate/artwork/images/week_13/image_09.jpg

Masters of the Universe - Skeletor pointing
http://img271.imageshack.us/img271/7465/pdvd0014vs.png

Harry Potter - Ginny Weasley
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.y..._the_goblet_of_fire/bonnie_wright/goblet1.jpg
Harry Potter - Snape
http://flakmag.com/film/images/snape.jpg
Harry Potter - Dumbledore
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.y..._of_fire/_group_photos/daniel_radcliffe41.jpg



Drama
Master and Commander- yell on deck
http://www.cinema.com/image_lib/7411_002_thumb.jpg
Master and Commander - Crowe and boy
http://metropolis.japantoday.com/xmg/518/Master-&-commander.jpg

Mystic River - Penn/Cops
http://www.laprise.org/IMG/jpg/jimmy.jpg

Forrest Gump - Lt. Dan
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/random/ltdan4.jpg

American History X - arms raised
http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/Movies/9810/29/amer.history.x/1.jpg

Autofocus - Dafoe gun fingers
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.y...es_classics/auto_focus/willem_dafoe/focus.jpg

Life Aquatic - Dafoe and Wilson
http://ffmedia.ign.com/filmforce/image/article/574/574515/willem-dafoe-20041220043353864-000.jpg

Joaquin Phoenix as Johnny Cash
http://www.vanityfair.com/images/features/041129oucosl_walk07.jpg

Dangerous Liassons - Close and Malchovich
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.y...erous_liaisons/_group_photos/glenn_close1.jpg

Matchpoint - Scarlet Johansson in bed with Johnathan Rhys-Myers
http://www.scarlettjohansson.org/gallery/albums/movies/matchpoint/stills/normal_04.jpg

Phantom of the Opera
http://www.kensforce.com/sitebuilder/images/04phantom7-250x277.jpg

Friday - Cary Grant on phone
http://www.moderntimes.com/palace/40_image/friday.jpg

Finding Forrester
http://images.hollywood.com/images/large/l_384700.jpg

The Sixth Sense
http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/4074/sixthsense4jv.png

The Crucible
http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/2095/1411/hi/coe.jpg

Passion of the Christ - getting whipped
http://www.domlife.org/moviereviews/passionchrist15.jpg
PotC - carrying cross
http://thecia.com.au/reviews/p/images/passion-of-the-christ-1.jpg
PotC - Last Supper
http://www.boxofficeprophets.com/images2/passion022604.jpg

Wallstreet - Douglas and Sheen
http://www.cinekolossal.com/star/d_e_f/douglasm/douglas2.jpg



Classic Film
It's a Wonderful Life
http://www.ananova.com/images/web/79062.jpg

The Ten Commandments - Moses and Pharoah
http://www.tvfilm.hu/tvfilm/kepek/film2/6930/tizparancsolat_06_nagy.jpg

Casablanca
http://www.nytimes.com/packages/html/movies/bestpictures/casablanca-195.jpg



Action
Indiana Jones - Giant Ball
http://www.msstate.edu/Images/Film/RaidersOfTheLostArk_2.jpg
Indiana Jones - tied up in chair
http://www.mpimages.net/mp/compressed/promotional/IJ3_IA_35_R.jpg

Zorro - Bandaras and Zeta-Jones
http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
Zorro - Topless Zeta-Jones
http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_056.jpg

Fast and the Furious
http://www.lvrj.com/lvrj_home/2001/Jun-22-Fri-2001/photos/furious.jpg

Streetfighter - Sagat and Bison
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/random/bison5.jpg

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon - Dark Cloud Lo
http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/crouching_tiger/06.jpg

The Rundown - Rock and Walken
http://www.reelfilm.com/images/rundown.jpg

Rambo
http://www.planet.nl/upload_mm/9/1/0/1958157098_1999998640_Rambo_337.jpg

Air Force One - Ford and Oldman
http://weeklywire.com/ww/07-28-97/austin_screens_film-2.gif



Comedy
Office Space - Milton
http://www.luminomagazine.com/2004.03/spotlight/officespace/images/milton/milton1.jpg

Anchorman - Farrel, Applegate behind desk
http://cyhigh.jacksonsun.com/reviews/images/anchorman.jpg

Dogma - Buddy Christ
http://quinnell.us/entertainment/movies/kevinsmith/dogma/images/buddychrist.jpg

Mrs. Doubtfire
http://www.kino.de/pix/newspics/124884_4.jpg

Shaolin Soccer - Goalie points
http://www.fantastikasia.net/IMG/jpg/Shaolin-soccer-but.jpg
Kung Fu Hustle - Frog
http://image2.sina.com.cn/ent/2004-12-25/1103912738_LmaO3Z.jpg

Starsky and Hutch
http://www.gothamist.com/images/2004_03_starskyhutch.jpg

Nutty Professor - the Klumps
http://www.janeek.com/images/Chameleon/em_nuttyprof480.jpg



Family
Beauty and the Beast - Dancing
http://www.tombraider4u.com/pictures/beautybeast2.jpg

Pinochio - w/Cricket
http://www.laughingplace.com/files/columns/TOON20030829/01.JPG

Wizard of Oz - munchkinville
http://www.radioblogger.com/images/munchkins.jpg

Toy Story - Buzz rubbing chin
http://movies.wn.com/images/movie/1999/Toy_Story_2_1999/photo_18976.med.jpg



Misc.
You've Got Mail
http://www.geocities.com/tomhanks00/22.jpg

Rocky Horror Picture Show
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/random/rocky_horror_1.jpg

League of their Own - Madonna and Rosie
http://www.geocities.com/allmadonna/filmpic/pic-league8.jpg

 

It's a queen. She'll breed. You'll die.

 

Vin: Look, if I had any kind of glow it's because I just got laid. I would look the same had I banged anyone in that elevator... present company excluded.
Paul: Deny it all you want. I think that you're too proud to admit that you want her back.
Vin: I suddenly want something very bad to happen to you.

 

Sagat: I want that.
Bison: What? A Hot Dog Heaven super chili cheese dog?
Sagat: No. I want that feeling. The feeling that comes over a man when he gets exactly what he desires. I need that feeling!
Bison: Are you saying what I think you're saying?
Sagat: We gotta go to White Castle.
Bison: YES! YES! I knew you had it in you dude!

 

You came back from the desert with a new friend, didn't ya, Beni?

 

You're a ****ing ugly *****. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood.

 

You have helped me reach the next level. And here I was starting to think you were just a sadistic psycho *****.

 

Dr. Frank-N-Furter: Did you know, I never knew that the Third Reich meant Germany. I mean it's just drenched with historical goodies like that... Oh dear, you're staring at my dress. I should explain. We are going to the choreographer's ball tonight and there's a prize for the best costume.
Riff Raff: And we always win!
Dr. Frank-N-Furter: I don't know about tonight. I'm supposed to be the Grand Duchess Anastasia, but I think I look more like Tugboat Annie. What do you think, Mr. Bloom?

 

Come get some.

 

Big fat guy, I mean like orca fat.

 

The night's as hot as hell. It's a lousy room in a lousy part of a lousy town - I'm staring at a goddess. She's telling me she wants me. I'm not going to waste one more minute wondering how I've gotten this lucky. She smells like angels ought to smell, the perfect woman... the Goddess. Goldie. She says her name is Goldie.

 

"Well you stupid ****, look at you now!"
Scarface