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  1. C.F. Kane

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    I stumbled across this thing on somethingawful.com:

    http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=1951

    And I just thought I'd shamelessly rip it off into a "caption this" thread.

    Take any screenshot of a movie and caption it with a line from a different movie.

    I'll start.

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    "You shut the hell up, Jackie-Boy. You're dead."
     
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  2. Carmine Falcone

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    haha! Nice one. :D
     
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    Xavier: It's not. It's the same ballpark.
    Magneto: Ain't no ****in' ballpark neither.
     
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    "The power of Christ compells you!"

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    "How am I funny, like a clown? What is so funny about me? What the **** is so funny about me? Tell me. Tell me what's funny!"

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    "Well I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' mother****er, mother****er!"


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    "Plan 9? Ah, yes. Plan 9 deals with the resurrection of the dead. Long distance electrodes shot into the pineal and pituitary gland of the recently dead. "

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    "Hail to the King, Baby!"

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    DARTH VADER: "Hear me and understand this - I am the master of the C.L.I.T. Remember this ****ing face. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this ****ing face. I make that **** work. It does whatever the **** I tell it to. No one rules the C.L.I.T like me. Not this little ****, none of you little ****s out there. I AM THE C.L.I.T. COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little ****! Then I rub my nose with it!"
     
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    Vader: I take it back. You're not in trouble, you're dead where you stand.
     
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    What movie is the quote from?
     
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    Note to posters: Just use existing, unaltered movie quotes. Don't add on your own dialogue.
     
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    Edit:Hey I had an idea, and I don't know if it's a stupid one or not, but I did it anyway.

    since we so frequently re-use pictures from this thread, or are often looking for ones, I've created a list, divided by category and what movie, of most of the pictures we've used in this thread for easy reference so you don't have to search through 50 pages looking for one you know was posted somewhere. It's not 100% everything, but I'll add to it as the thread goes on. Hope this helps



    Comicbook movies
    Batman - Ra's Al Ghul
    http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.y...others/batman_begins/ken_watanabe/begins1.jpg
    Batman - Bale as Bruce Wayne
    http://www2.warnerbros.com/batmanbegins/images/photogallery/image/BD-S-1776.jpg
    Batman - Arnold as Mr. Freeze
    http://www.insidepulse.com/columnImages/image13002.jpg
    Batman - Nicholson Joker
    http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.y...er_brothers/batman/jack_nicholson/batman6.jpg
    Batman- Bale and Neeson
    http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.y...batman_begins/_group_photos/liam_neeson20.jpg

    Spider-Man - swinging w/ MJ
    http://graphics.jsonline.com/graphics/owlive/img/may04/dunst_spiderman_060204_big.jpg

    Superman - w/Lois flying
    http://usuarios.lycos.es/supermanreturns/superlois.jpg

    Sin City - That Yellow Bastard bleeding
    http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/pictures/2005/05/24/sincitygalleryyellow.jpg

    X-Men - Xavier/Magneto chess
    http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/746/504/hi/co2.jpg

    TMNT
    http://www.propstore.co.uk/images/products/781/teenturtle-nunchuka-dvd1.jpg



    Horror
    Freddy vs Jason
    http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/filmes/freddy-vs-jason/freddy-vs-jason09.jpg

    Jason
    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/42/Jasonpart7.jpg/250px-Jasonpart7.jpg

    Chucky and Bride
    http://twtd.bluemountains.net.au/Rick/soc4.jpg

    Wolfman
    http://www.ccctf.com/tr_pics05/wolfman.jpg

    The Birds
    http://www.meredy.com/vinbw/birds.jpg

    Se7en
    http://www.filmhai.de/kino/kinoplakat/bilder_0009/sieben/gallery1/sieben_004.jpg

    Silence of the Lambs - Lector
    http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2003/SHOWBIZ/Movies/10/20/sprj.caf03.film.chainsaw.ap/story.silence.jpg

    Dawn of the Dead - Zombies
    http://www.hachimaki.info/blog/archives/dod01.jpg

    The Shining - Nicholson
    http://www.esplatter.com/images/ns/shining.jpg



    Sci-Fi
    Robocop gun extended
    http://www.robocoparchive.com/old/lobby5.JPG

    Star Trek - Picard
    http://www.scifig.com/picar4.gif
    Star Trek - Picard and Data armed
    http://www.the-reel-mccoy.com/movies/1996/images/stfc.jpg

    Star Wars - Vader w/ Stormtrooper
    http://starwarsdotcom.com/star_wars/gallery/characters/pics/ani/anh/022.jpg
    Star Wars - Han and Chewie in bar
    http://multimedia.theforce.net/muse...ilogy/Characters/Han_Solo/A_New_Hope/han2.jpg
    Star Wars - Yoda and Mace
    http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Meteor/9836/yoda/YodaMace.jpg
    Star Wars - Han frozen in carbonite
    http://www.sith.nl/multimedia/characters/han_solo/carbonite/carb.jpg
    Star Wars - Luke and Ben
    http://images.art.com/images/products/large/10204000/10204244.jpg
    Star Wars - Padme and Jar Jar
    http://multimedia.theforce.net/muse...ode_1/Characters/Jar-Jar_Binks/starwars19.jpg

    Matrix - Neo in rain
    http://matrix.thescarymonkeyshow.com/images/neo.jpg

    Back to the Future - Doc in car
    http://images.art.com/images/PRODUCTS/large/10038000/10038584.jpg



    Fantasy
    LOTR - Aragorn with crown
    http://www.jasminewatson.com/lotr/ROTK/IMAGES/AragonCrown.jpg

    Legend - Lord of Darkness
    http://www.legend-movie.info/characters/darkness/dark_l.jpg

    Jason and the Argonauts - Vs. Skeletons
    http://www.cinefex.com/weeklyupdate/artwork/images/week_13/image_09.jpg

    Masters of the Universe - Skeletor pointing
    http://img271.imageshack.us/img271/7465/pdvd0014vs.png

    Harry Potter - Ginny Weasley
    http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.y..._the_goblet_of_fire/bonnie_wright/goblet1.jpg
    Harry Potter - Snape
    http://flakmag.com/film/images/snape.jpg
    Harry Potter - Dumbledore
    http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.y..._of_fire/_group_photos/daniel_radcliffe41.jpg



    Drama
    Master and Commander- yell on deck
    http://www.cinema.com/image_lib/7411_002_thumb.jpg
    Master and Commander - Crowe and boy
    http://metropolis.japantoday.com/xmg/518/Master-&-commander.jpg

    Mystic River - Penn/Cops
    http://www.laprise.org/IMG/jpg/jimmy.jpg

    Forrest Gump - Lt. Dan
    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/random/ltdan4.jpg

    American History X - arms raised
    http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/Movies/9810/29/amer.history.x/1.jpg

    Autofocus - Dafoe gun fingers
    http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.y...es_classics/auto_focus/willem_dafoe/focus.jpg

    Life Aquatic - Dafoe and Wilson
    http://ffmedia.ign.com/filmforce/image/article/574/574515/willem-dafoe-20041220043353864-000.jpg

    Joaquin Phoenix as Johnny Cash
    http://www.vanityfair.com/images/features/041129oucosl_walk07.jpg

    Dangerous Liassons - Close and Malchovich
    http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.y...erous_liaisons/_group_photos/glenn_close1.jpg

    Matchpoint - Scarlet Johansson in bed with Johnathan Rhys-Myers
    http://www.scarlettjohansson.org/gallery/albums/movies/matchpoint/stills/normal_04.jpg

    Phantom of the Opera
    http://www.kensforce.com/sitebuilder/images/04phantom7-250x277.jpg

    Friday - Cary Grant on phone
    http://www.moderntimes.com/palace/40_image/friday.jpg

    Finding Forrester
    http://images.hollywood.com/images/large/l_384700.jpg

    The Sixth Sense
    http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/4074/sixthsense4jv.png

    The Crucible
    http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/2095/1411/hi/coe.jpg

    Passion of the Christ - getting whipped
    http://www.domlife.org/moviereviews/passionchrist15.jpg
    PotC - carrying cross
    http://thecia.com.au/reviews/p/images/passion-of-the-christ-1.jpg
    PotC - Last Supper
    http://www.boxofficeprophets.com/images2/passion022604.jpg

    Wallstreet - Douglas and Sheen
    http://www.cinekolossal.com/star/d_e_f/douglasm/douglas2.jpg



    Classic Film
    It's a Wonderful Life
    http://www.ananova.com/images/web/79062.jpg

    The Ten Commandments - Moses and Pharoah
    http://www.tvfilm.hu/tvfilm/kepek/film2/6930/tizparancsolat_06_nagy.jpg

    Casablanca
    http://www.nytimes.com/packages/html/movies/bestpictures/casablanca-195.jpg



    Action
    Indiana Jones - Giant Ball
    http://www.msstate.edu/Images/Film/RaidersOfTheLostArk_2.jpg
    Indiana Jones - tied up in chair
    http://www.mpimages.net/mp/compressed/promotional/IJ3_IA_35_R.jpg

    Zorro - Bandaras and Zeta-Jones
    http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_057.jpg
    Zorro - Topless Zeta-Jones
    http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Mask_of_Zorro/998TMZ_Catherine_Zeta-Jones_056.jpg

    Fast and the Furious
    http://www.lvrj.com/lvrj_home/2001/Jun-22-Fri-2001/photos/furious.jpg

    Streetfighter - Sagat and Bison
    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/random/bison5.jpg

    Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon - Dark Cloud Lo
    http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/crouching_tiger/06.jpg

    The Rundown - Rock and Walken
    http://www.reelfilm.com/images/rundown.jpg

    Rambo
    http://www.planet.nl/upload_mm/9/1/0/1958157098_1999998640_Rambo_337.jpg

    Air Force One - Ford and Oldman
    http://weeklywire.com/ww/07-28-97/austin_screens_film-2.gif



    Comedy
    Office Space - Milton
    http://www.luminomagazine.com/2004.03/spotlight/officespace/images/milton/milton1.jpg

    Anchorman - Farrel, Applegate behind desk
    http://cyhigh.jacksonsun.com/reviews/images/anchorman.jpg

    Dogma - Buddy Christ
    http://quinnell.us/entertainment/movies/kevinsmith/dogma/images/buddychrist.jpg

    Mrs. Doubtfire
    http://www.kino.de/pix/newspics/124884_4.jpg

    Shaolin Soccer - Goalie points
    http://www.fantastikasia.net/IMG/jpg/Shaolin-soccer-but.jpg
    Kung Fu Hustle - Frog
    http://image2.sina.com.cn/ent/2004-12-25/1103912738_LmaO3Z.jpg

    Starsky and Hutch
    http://www.gothamist.com/images/2004_03_starskyhutch.jpg

    Nutty Professor - the Klumps
    http://www.janeek.com/images/Chameleon/em_nuttyprof480.jpg



    Family
    Beauty and the Beast - Dancing
    http://www.tombraider4u.com/pictures/beautybeast2.jpg

    Pinochio - w/Cricket
    http://www.laughingplace.com/files/columns/TOON20030829/01.JPG

    Wizard of Oz - munchkinville
    http://www.radioblogger.com/images/munchkins.jpg

    Toy Story - Buzz rubbing chin
    http://movies.wn.com/images/movie/1999/Toy_Story_2_1999/photo_18976.med.jpg



    Misc.
    You've Got Mail
    http://www.geocities.com/tomhanks00/22.jpg

    Rocky Horror Picture Show
    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/random/rocky_horror_1.jpg

    League of their Own - Madonna and Rosie
    http://www.geocities.com/allmadonna/filmpic/pic-league8.jpg
     
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    It's a queen. She'll breed. You'll die.
     
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    Vin: Look, if I had any kind of glow it's because I just got laid. I would look the same had I banged anyone in that elevator... present company excluded.
    Paul: Deny it all you want. I think that you're too proud to admit that you want her back.
    Vin: I suddenly want something very bad to happen to you.
     
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    Sagat: I want that.
    Bison: What? A Hot Dog Heaven super chili cheese dog?
    Sagat: No. I want that feeling. The feeling that comes over a man when he gets exactly what he desires. I need that feeling!
    Bison: Are you saying what I think you're saying?
    Sagat: We gotta go to White Castle.
    Bison: YES! YES! I knew you had it in you dude!
     
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    You came back from the desert with a new friend, didn't ya, Beni?
     
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    You're a ****ing ugly *****. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood.
     
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    You have helped me reach the next level. And here I was starting to think you were just a sadistic psycho *****.
     
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    Dr. Frank-N-Furter: Did you know, I never knew that the Third Reich meant Germany. I mean it's just drenched with historical goodies like that... Oh dear, you're staring at my dress. I should explain. We are going to the choreographer's ball tonight and there's a prize for the best costume.
    Riff Raff: And we always win!
    Dr. Frank-N-Furter: I don't know about tonight. I'm supposed to be the Grand Duchess Anastasia, but I think I look more like Tugboat Annie. What do you think, Mr. Bloom?
     
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    Come get some.
     
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    Big fat guy, I mean like orca fat.
     
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    The night's as hot as hell. It's a lousy room in a lousy part of a lousy town - I'm staring at a goddess. She's telling me she wants me. I'm not going to waste one more minute wondering how I've gotten this lucky. She smells like angels ought to smell, the perfect woman... the Goddess. Goldie. She says her name is Goldie.
     
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