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[The Navigator]

What's that from?

The Other Guys.

 

[Panthro]

The Other Guys.

Ah. Any good?

REESE: "All the animals come out at night - ****es, skunk *****es, buggers, queens, fairies, dopers, junkies, sick, venal. Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets. I go all over. I take people to the Bronx, Brooklyn, I take 'em to Harlem. I don't care. Don't make no difference to me. It does to some. Some won't even take spooks. Don't make no difference to me."

 

[The Navigator]

Ah. Any good?

REESE: "All the animals come out at night - ****es, skunk *****es, buggers, queens, fairies, dopers, junkies, sick, venal. Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets. I go all over. I take people to the Bronx, Brooklyn, I take 'em to Harlem. I don't care. Don't make no difference to me. It does to some. Some won't even take spooks. Don't make no difference to me."

I thought it was funny. Nice Taxi Driver quote.

 

[kedrell]

Superman: "I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it any more!!!"

 

[Panthro]

Thanks Nav. Nice one ked.

BLONSKY: "I've done far worse than kill you. I've hurt you. And I wish to go on... hurting you. I shall leave you as you left me, as you left her, marooned for all eternity at the center of a dead plaent. Buried alive... buried alive..."

SUPERMAN: "Khan!"

 

[The Navigator]

"Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherf**king snakes on this motherf**king plane!"

 

[Nightmare]

hahaha

 

[Panthro]

Good one Nav

REGGIE THE SNAKE: "I'll suck your c*** for a thousand dollars."

INDY: "Once this baby hits 88 miles per hour you're gonna see some serious s***."

 

[kedrell]

Jor-El: "Well, I said it before...and I'm gonna say it again. There ain't no way, NO WAY that you came from MY loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma right in da mouth!"

 

[Panthro]

Jor-El: "Well, I said it before...and I'm gonna say it again. There ain't no way, NO WAY that you came from MY loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma right in da mouth!"

KYLE REESE: "Loneliness has followed me my whole life. Everywhere. In bars, in cars, sidewalks, stores, everywhere. There's no escape. I'm God's lonely man... June 8th. My life has taken another turn again. The days can go on with regularity over and over, one day indistinguishable from the next. A long continuous chain. Then suddenly, there is a change."

 

[The Navigator]

Edit.

 

[The Navigator]

The wise Sir Bedeviere was the first to join King Arthur's knights. But other illustrious names were soon to follow.



Sir Lancelot, the brave.



Sir Galahad, the pure.



Sir Robin, the Not-Quite-So-Brave-As-Sir-Lancelot, who had nearly fought the dragon of Angnor...



...who had nearly stood up to the vicious Chicken of Bristol...



...and had personally wet himself at the Battle of Baden Hill.

And the aptly named...



...Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Film.

 

[Panthro]

The wise Sir Bedeviere was the first to join King Arthur's knights. But other illustrious names were soon to follow.



Sir Lancelot, the brave.



Sir Galahad, the pure.



Sir Robin, the Not-Quite-So-Brave-As-Sir-Lancelot, who had nearly fought the dragon of Angnor...



...who had nearly stood up to the vicious Chicken of Bristol...



...and had personally wet himself at the Battle of Baden Hill.

And the aptly named...



...Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Film.

Hahahahahahahaha

 

[kedrell]

Batman: "All right, listen, we both go outside, move around in opposite directions. We act crazy, insane with anger, make them crap in their pants, force them around till we meet up on the other side."
Superman: "Explain 'acting crazy'."
Batman: "You know, curse and stuff."
Superman: "You want me to curse?"
Batman: "You don't have to mean it. It's just for show."
Superman: "Well, it won't be convincing. It doesn't sound natural when I curse."
Batman: "Just make noises, then."
Superman: "Explain 'noises'."
Batman: "Are you gonna do this or what?"
Superman: "No, I'm not."
Batman: "C'mon! Ok, on the count of three. One..."
Superman: "All right."
Batman: "..two... three!"

Superman: "Ahh! I'm insane with anger!

Superman: "I'm losing my mind! It's time for an ass-whupping!"

Superman: "I cursed."
Batman: "I heard."

 

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