Monkey on the loose near Orlando

People in Florida always up to monkey business.
 
This is a false flag news story to keep the public calm. This is an ebola monkey and needs to be shot on sight! :o
 
So it begins.

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This is a false flag news story to keep the public calm. This is an ebola monkey and needs to be shot on sight! :o

All Florida residents are encouraged to secure a firearm and discharge it wildly into the streets.
 
It's apparently the offspring of a troupe of monkeys brought to the area in the 1930s for circus performances that escaped years ago and set up their own little ecosystem.

Yeah, we've got monkeys around. I've seen them. Everything thrives in Florida. We've also got pythons (I haven't seen one of those, thank God), parrots, iguanas, peacocks, and so many other exotics that I don't even know of them all.
 
You're the australia of America.
 
Yeah, we've got monkeys around. I've seen them. Everything thrives in Florida. We've also got pythons (I haven't seen one of those, thank God), parrots, iguanas, peacocks, and so many other exotics that I don't even know of them all.

Man, the everglades have that hunting season for the pythons since they'e taken over the glades. It's crazy.
 
Florida is well known for Monkey business :mnm:
 
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