Mountain Dew Batman is the Saddest Batman There is

[Morg]

http://www.comicsalliance.com/2012/05/15/mountain-dew-batman-the-dark-knight-rises/

 

[Blitzkrieg Bop]

His mother drank Mountain Dew.

 

[Duke]

That display looks disgraceful.

 

[Schlosser85]

In the name of decency, Bane, give him permission to die already, for the love of God man!

 

[THE MR. TERRIFIC]

You wouldn't be happy if you had to sit in a tub of Mountain Dew either.

 

[terry78]

Why would he not be? His nether regions are permanently encased in sub zero Mountain...excuse me, Mtn Dew.

 

[Schlosser85]

Mountain Dew is his Lazarus Pit.

 

[THE MR. TERRIFIC]

Same color.

 

[webhead731]

Lay off he lost his parents.

 

[Schlosser85]

And his childbood BFF/would-be girlfriend.

 

[terry78]

Hence the growl.

 

[Schlosser85]

This city....just showed youuuu....that it's fuuuullllllll of people....ready to doooo the dewwww!

 

[THE MR. TERRIFIC]

"It's not a car?"

 

[The Morningstar]

Oh wow they actually changed it to MTN DEW.

EXXXXXXXTRRRRRREEEEEEMMMMMMMEEEEEEEE! ****IN' AY!

 

[Schlosser85]

Tell me more.

 

[StarLord]

Batman has E.T.'s eyes.

 

[terry78]

Haha, they already deleted it.

 

[The Morningstar]

That model of Bats is actually much more terrifying that the one in the movie. Imagine waking up at night to have that looming over you? *shudders*

 

[Mace Bloodstone]

It's Not Who I Am Underneath, But What I dew That Defines Me.

 

[Donut]

Swear To The Dew

 

[terry78]

It's Not Who I Am Underneath, But What I dew That Defines Me.

Methinks we have just found the new tagline for commercials come July.

 

[The Morningstar]

Yea that's awesome. Well played haha.

 

[O'Haire]

Looks like Karl Pilkington dressed as Batman going to get a Mountain Dew.

 

[Optimus_Prime_]

He just saw the box office returns for Avengers, cut him some slack.

 

[THE MR. TERRIFIC]

He just saw the box office returns for Avengers, cut him some slack.