Doritos-Flavored Mountain Dew is Coming.

[JJJ's Ulcer]

are the other flavors of Mountain Dew not bad enough as it is?

Even Homer Simpson, the biggest glutton of all time, can't stand that yellow neon crap.

 

[Black Narcissus]

Neckbeards rejoice!

If anyone drinks this on a regular basis and of their own free will, then you deserve the tumors your body will one day be riddled with.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/11/08/doritos-mountain-dew_n_6126102.html

Stuff like this is how a real life Fincher film happens, mane.

I will buy some for Whedon...Tell him it makes his hair grow back.