Mouth sores

[oakzap425]

I have the worst canker sore ever. On a scale of one to ten this crap is probably a 14.

I hate these things. and I can't find anything to numb it.

You think I might die from shock if I just poured salt over it?!

 

[Carcharodon]

I had a Staph infection just above my ass-crack and just on the very tip of my tailbone that made sitting unbearable and left me in horrible pain for a week and a half.

Infectious disease sucks.

 

[SoulManX]

I have the worst canker sore ever. On a scale of one to ten this crap is probably a 14.

I hate these things. and I can't find anything to numb it.

You think I might die from shock if I just poured salt over it?!

Nope u won't

 

[Manic]

*fights the temptation to make a sexually crude joke*

 

[SoulManX]

*fights the temptation to make a sexually crude joke*

Give int:

 

[Morg]

I have the worst canker sore ever. On a scale of one to ten this crap is probably a 14.

I hate these things. and I can't find anything to numb it.

You think I might die from shock if I just poured salt over it?!

Use mouth wash, salt just stings the hell out of you

 

[Prison Mike]

listerine helps a lot

 

[JLBats]

Herpes!

 

[oakzap425]

Herpes!

...No it's not.

 

[oakzap425]

listerine helps a lot

I usually do that. I take a qtip, dip it in listerene and then put it directly on the sore. that **** ain't working. This thing is ****ing life-resistant.

And I think it's getting bigger.

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

Herpes!

*forms an "x" with index fingers*



Do you know how you um...got it?

 

[Morg]

I usually do that. I take a qtip, dip it in listerene and then put it directly on the sore. that **** ain't working. This thing is ****ing life-resistant.

And I think it's getting bigger.

I usually just swish some in my mouth

 

[Star]

Swish saltwater, thats what my dentist tells me to do

 

[Prison Mike]

I usually just swish some in my mouth

that's what she said

 

[Handsome Rob]

I have the worst canker sore ever. On a scale of one to ten this crap is probably a 14.

I hate these things. and I can't find anything to numb it.

You think I might die from shock if I just poured salt over it?!

I used to get those all the time when I was a kid and teenager. I still get them occasionally, but not nearly as much. I hate 'em. Any time I bite my the inside of my lip and it bleeds, the wound turns into a canker sore.

When I had my wisdom teeth out, the doctor must have hung a suction thing or something on my mouth that caused a raw spot. It turned into a canker sore that was almost as big as a dime. That sucker lasted for two weeks, and I had the worst time eating, talking, drinking anything, etc. It was a most foul time in my life.

 

[Darthphere]

I have the worst canker sore ever. On a scale of one to ten this crap is probably a 14.

I hate these things. and I can't find anything to numb it.

You think I might die from shock if I just poured salt over it?!

I had a Staph infection just above my ass-crack and just on the very tip of my tailbone that made sitting unbearable and left me in horrible pain for a week and a half.

Infectious disease sucks.

What made both of you think that we wanted to know about your gross medical ailments?

 

[chaseter]

HERPES ATTACK...ladies I am herpes free fyi

 

[NewYorkSpider]

And I think it's getting bigger.

That's what she said.

 

[Prison Mike]

^oh I missed that one!

 

[The Guard]

Freeze the thing.

 

[oakzap425]

...wow...I really wish ya'll would stop calling it herpes. It's not even in the same family. In fact, I don't even think they are contagious. No one's caught it from me yet... and I've been getting them since my early teens.

 

[Twin2]

You must make friends with the sores, gain their trust, breed with their women, and eventually your differences shall be gone.

 

[The Guard]

DR HIBBARD: Good lord! You're wasting thousands of dollars of interferon!

HOMER: And you're "interferon" with our good time!

(Sprays Dr. Hibbard)

DR HIBBARD: We'll I'll be...that cured my canker sores.

 

[Dark Donnie]

...wow...I really wish ya'll would stop calling it herpes. It's not even in the same family. In fact, I don't even think they are contagious. No one's caught it from me yet... and I've been getting them since my early teens.

I actually an infection from a cut on my ear, well somehow I got two canker sores from it. They sucked, and hurt for little, but I bought this stuff called canker cover. It's a patch you put over them...it worked pretty damn good.

Spoiler

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Stab it with a needle!