Hygiene Much?

[knowsbleed]

Women take forever in the shower, it mystifies me. I've tried to find out for myself, but usually whomever I'm with usually kicks me out of the bathroom. C'mon, I just saw you naked and we just got done doing naked things together and now you get shy? Flawed reasoning at it's most feminine.

But, I've done it once. I was able to convince someone to let me sit in the bathroom while they cleansed themselves of every single form of bacteria/foul odor/unfeminimitynesses they could possibly cleanse themselves of without accomplishing a full body enema. While I'm sitting there, letting my glasses fog over, I'm wondering what she's doing behind that curtain. Of course I try to peek... and get water spashed on my face, *watersports* yay. I clean my glasses off, sit back on my footstool (why does she have a footstool in the bathroom?) and check my watch...


... 30 minutes so far...


Hearing the bathroom noises produced a sort of rhythm in my head, sploosh, squirt, moan (j/k)... I found myself dozing off... I actually dozed off!


... 45 minutes...


I hear the water shut off. I wonder how many gallons of water poured down that drain and I hope I'm never, ever stranded in the desert thinking that same thought because that would probably suck.

I then asked her what she was really doing in there? Was there some sort of behind the curtains shower head action going on, because I saw one of those snake shower head dealies that let you bring the shower with you... shower while you brush your teeth, what a concept. She replied, "no... mind your own business".


NO! I will not!


Women's of the Hype... why so long?

 

[AndThePickles]

My showers take about 10 minutes unless I need to shave

 

[Logan's Runt]

Mine take ten minutes even when I shave everything. I noticed the women/hours in the shower thing in college though, my roommates would be gone for at least an hour. I never liked any of them so I never asked what took so long.

 

[Showtime]

It's pretty obvious that Knowsbleeds women is doing everything in her power to avoid him, or just cleaning the Knowsbleed off herself.

 

[Alex The Great]

 

[Silk Spectre]

I too can shower in 10 minutes or less. Maybe she has a lot of in shower beauty rituals.

 

[CashforStash]

I take a good 8 min in the shower and i'm a male

 

[knowsbleed]

It's pretty obvious that Knowsbleeds women is doing everything in her power to avoid him, or just cleaning the Knowsbleed off herself.

She might very well be doing that... but man, I am a pretty clean guy so what could she be cleaning off? It's not like I defecated all over her, I could understand a 45 minute-hour-multi hour long cleansing and then never looking her in the face again after something like that. You're a sick person.

I've taken showers with women and wind up leaving the shower when I'm done... and they are still in there shampooing, soaping, conditioning, filing, cooking, watching tv, God knows what else... and I'm ready to sleep by the time they're done. Hurry up woman!

Runty's and Piklz's menses are lucky guys... and I'm sure their water bills aren't astronomical leaving more money for other necessities like video games and toys and whatnot.

 

[Alex The Great]

I take about 8-10 minutes in the shower

 

[AndThePickles]

I take about 8-10 minutes in the shower

I never knew you were a woman.


Does the woman you're talking about always take such a long shower, knowsbleed? When I have extra things to do in there, it takes much longer, but that's certainly not every time I shower.

 

[knowsbleed]

I have to admit, I sometimes like taking a long hot shower. On those cold winter days when my bones are rattling with old man shivers, I love taking a long... scalding... forget-about-everything shower. It's great... but even then, I'm sure its no longer than 20 minutes.

 

[Crook]

Some people just take their sweet-ass time cleansing. They're not doing anything significantly different than the people that take 10-15 minutes.

It's like walking and eating.

 

[Silk Spectre]

Maybe she has OCD...

 

[Fanfugutastik]

Knowsbleed think about it...


You just "finished" and she goes in the shower for an hour but won't let you in?


It's obvious she didn't get what she needed from you and she's probably using the showerhead or her to finish the job.

My advise is pay a little more attention to her happy places with
your and/or your

If you do your job with her she'll let you in whatever you want.

Or she's just shy and is an obsessive compulsive cleaner.

 

[CashforStash]

And that dosent get you banned how?

 

[Watson]

Let her know she's missing out by not letting you in the tub. Shower sex=hot.

 

[Abaddon]

playing with the water.

 

[DarknessOfDeath]

I can see this thread take a different course... lol

 

[Nirvana]

This is a very interesting thread.

 

[Avangarde]

Women take forever in the shower, it mystifies me. I've tried to find out for myself, but usually whomever I'm with usually kicks me out of the bathroom. C'mon, I just saw you naked and we just got done doing naked things together and now you get shy? Flawed reasoning at it's most feminine.

But, I've done it once. I was able to convince someone to let me sit in the bathroom while they cleansed themselves of every single form of bacteria/foul odor/unfeminimitynesses they could possibly cleanse themselves of without accomplishing a full body enema. While I'm sitting there, letting my glasses fog over, I'm wondering what she's doing behind that curtain. Of course I try to peek... and get water spashed on my face, *watersports* yay. I clean my glasses off, sit back on my footstool (why does she have a footstool in the bathroom?) and check my watch...


... 30 minutes so far...


Hearing the bathroom noises produced a sort of rhythm in my head, sploosh, squirt, moan (j/k)... I found myself dozing off... I actually dozed off!


... 45 minutes...


I hear the water shut off. I wonder how many gallons of water poured down that drain and I hope I'm never, ever stranded in the desert thinking that same thought because that would probably suck.

I then asked her what she was really doing in there? Was there some sort of behind the curtains shower head action going on, because I saw one of those snake shower head dealies that let you bring the shower with you... shower while you brush your teeth, what a concept. She replied, "no... mind your own business".


NO! I will not!


Women's of the Hype... why so long?

Is this on a daily basis

 

[knowsbleed]

Does the woman you're talking about always take such a long shower, knowsbleed? When I have extra things to do in there, it takes much longer, but that's certainly not every time I shower.

Hmm... the last few times, yes. There was one time that she only took about 25 minutes, but she was running late. Its funny, when she opens the bathroom door, its like a horror movie where all this fog comes out of the room and you see a figure just emerge and its very dramatic... because she's naked.

Knowsbleed think about it...


You just "finished" and she goes in the shower for an hour but won't let you in?


It's obvious she didn't get what she needed from you and she's probably using the showerhead or her to finish the job.

My advise is pay a little more attention to her happy places with
your and/or your

If you do your job with her she'll let you in whatever you want.

Or she's just shy and is an obsessive compulsive cleaner.

Oh, I do my job. I have a very high work ethic when it comes to my job. I am one of the hardest workers around and will not leave the workcenter until my job is complete... overtime even, non-chargeable.

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

I usually take about fifteen minutes. I shampoo, put the conditioner in, wash with the Irish Spring, and then rinse the conditioner out. Then, I get out, bundle up in a towel, dry off while reading a selection from Uncle John's Bathroom Reader, and then throw on the Jammies and head back out

 

[Fanfugutastik]

I was only kidding of course KB

Showers with women make life worth living.
I wish you much luck getting in the shower with her.
When you've been with her awhile she'll hopefully get less shy

Strange topic but funny. Thanks for the laughs

 

[Showtime]

She might very well be doing that... but man, I am a pretty clean guy so what could she be cleaning off? It's not like I defecated all over her, I could understand a 45 minute-hour-multi hour long cleansing and then never looking her in the face again after something like that. You're a sick person.

I've taken showers with women and wind up leaving the shower when I'm done... and they are still in there shampooing, soaping, conditioning, filing, cooking, watching tv, God knows what else... and I'm ready to sleep by the time they're done. Hurry up woman!

Runty's and Piklz's menses are lucky guys... and I'm sure their water bills aren't astronomical leaving more money for other necessities like video games and toys and whatnot.

HA HA.

Well I don't know. I take like 10 showers and my girlfriend is about the same.

 

[knowsbleed]

Let her know she's missing out by not letting you in the tub. Shower sex=hot.

I've tried the shower sex deal before. Though I don't mind it... I don't prefer it. I love the look of it, wet bodies, who doesn't like that? Its great. But its very precarious and I've had many a time where the person I'm with at the time would slip or I would slip... and it sorta takes you out of the mood. Plus soap stings when it gets in the wrong places.

playing with the water.

Yes... verily

I can see this thread take a different course... lol

You would love to see that wouldn't you. I won't let it. Not on my shift.

This is a very interesting thread.

Its a very interesting subject. Very earth shattering.

Is this on a daily basis

I have no idea Avan, but this woman is not the only woman I've noticed who takes very long showers. It is a common occurance but from the few womenses who's posted in here, its notsomuch a common occurance. So I guess I'm all by myself.