Hygiene Much?

[Nirvana]

Showers with women make life worth living.

Funny, me and a lady friend almost showered together today. It would have been epic. But didn't happen.

 

[knowsbleed]

I usually take about fifteen minutes. I shampoo, put the conditioner in, wash with the Irish Spring, and then rinse the conditioner out. Then, I get out, bundle up in a towel, dry off while reading a selection from Uncle John's Bathroom Reader, and then throw on the Jammies and head back out

Oooooooh... I love Irish Spring. It kicks Zest's a** all over the place. I will someday test drive the liquid Irish Spring to see if it has the same Irish Springy scented goodness as the hard-bar type (hard bar... haha).

I was only kidding of course KB

Showers with women make life worth living.
I wish you much luck getting in the shower with her.
When you've been with her awhile she'll hopefully get less shy

Strange topic but funny. Thanks for the laughs

Thank you for the wishings of luck and strangeness.

 

[knowsbleed]

I need a cigarette.

Join me? I won't take 45 minutes.

 

[Showtime]

Funny, me and a lady friend almost showered together today. It would have been epic. But didn't happen.

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If you're actually showering it isn't as epic...t:

 

[ComicChick]

the only time i ever take more than 10-15 minutes is when i have no where to go. if it's really cold out, i'll take an extra long, extra hot shower.

 

[AndThePickles]

Long hot showers on cold days are so lovely :heart:

 

[knowsbleed]

Yes, they are. By myself. I really don't like taking a shower with my gf/whatever... I hate being out of the shower stream. Its like, "Is it my turn yet?" and I'm just standing there mad, wet and cold.

 

[chaseter]

Long hot baths with some Barry White, candles, and my best friend Palmela Handerson...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

[bullets]

If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.

LOL , That 's definately me.

 

[chaseter]

LOL , That 's definately me.

Or be like Cartman and paint on Hennifer Lopez.

 

[Nirvana]

'

If you're actually showering it isn't as epic...t:

Haha, well naturally more would have happen than that.

 

[AndThePickles]

Yes, they are. By myself. I really don't like taking a shower with my gf/whatever... I hate being out of the shower stream. Its like, "Is it my turn yet?" and I'm just standing there mad, wet and cold.

That's why you gotta make sure the entire bathroom is warm and steamy!

 

[The Original Bamfer]

If I have the time, I take long showers. I absolutely love showers. I'm not sure if it's because I can belt my sexy voice and feel like no one's listening (though it's impossible for even the neighbors not to hear), or if it's because I like the warmth and wetness of the pummeling droplets of H20. I really don't know what it is.

 

[AndThePickles]

If I have the time, I take long showers. I absolutely love showers. I'm not sure if it's because I can belt my sexy voice and feel like no one's listening (though it's impossible for even the neighbors not to hear), or if it's because I like the warmth and wetness of the pummeling droplets of H20. I really don't know what it is.

I totally understand; showering is one of my favorite parts of the day, even if it is short

 

[The Original Bamfer]

I totally understand; showering is one of my favorite parts of the day, even if it is short

Definitely. And I can't go a day without having one. Some days I have two. Those are good days.

 

[knowsbleed]

That's why you gotta make sure the entire bathroom is warm and steamy!

Hmm... that's a lot of water but in the end I guess it would be worth it.

To add to the long shower deals, let me ask this...


... do any of you women utilize the multi-stream handheld showerheads? I'm sure you do but are you willing to share the experience here? Please do so... I'm curious.

 

[AndThePickles]

Hmm... that's a lot of water but in the end I guess it would be worth it.

Depends on the size of the bathroom and how warm the temperature in your house is. Just make sure you close the door, don't turn on an overhead fan, and let the hot water run for a few minutes before you get in.

 

[knowsbleed]

Definitely. And I can't go a day without having one. Some days I have two. Those are good days.

You are the most female guy I've ever known.

 

[knowsbleed]

Depends on the size of the bathroom and how warm the temperature in your house is. Just make sure you close the door, don't turn on an overhead fan, and let the hot water run for a few minutes before you get in.

You and Spoons do the bath beads deal don't you?

 

[AndThePickles]

You and Spoons do the bath beads deal don't you?

I do not own any bath beads, thank you very much

 

[The Original Bamfer]

You are the most female guy I've ever known.

I'm hygienic. There's a difference.

 

[Nirvana]

I'm hygienic. There's a difference.

I shower on average three times a day.

 

[knowsbleed]

I do not own any bath beads, thank you very much

I refuse to believe this. I have to think that all women own some form of bath beads, bath lotions, or other form of fragrantly flavorful indulgences.

I'm hygienic. There's a difference.

you are the anti-nomnomnom

 

[The Original Bamfer]

You are the most female guy I've ever known.

Knowsbleed, meet Nirvana:

I shower on average three times a day.

 

[AndThePickles]

I refuse to believe this. I have to think that all women own some form of bath beads, bath lotions, or other form of fragrantly flavorful indulgences.

I don't own bath beads, I swear. I have a very small remainder of some bath salts, however. I love things to put in bubble baths, but I need to re-stock Baths are entirely different than showers, though. Purely to relax, not to get clean or actually accomplish anything practical.