My Burger Just Collapsed under the weight of itself!

[SuperMonkey]

Last night I made me and a few friends a few burgers. Had three patties left over, only one mega-sized bun. So just a couple minutes ago, I load up the mother with all 3 patties little salad mix, all the usual condiments, 2 pickle spears and I think some tomato. So I come back to the computer desk and get ready to take a bite and the whole delicous-looking thing falls out through a hole it carved itself in the bottom bun.

I AM SO TICKED OFF!

 

[Joker]

weight...it's spelled weight

 

[SuperMonkey]

ah, dammit!

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

 

[Joker]

man...for a dead guy Jesus is really happy...

 

[SuperMonkey]

i was gonna eat that burger

*bursts into tears*

 

[Space Moose]

i was gonna eat that burger

*bursts into tears*

Take off your dress and end the tea party ***** pants!

 

[SuperMonkey]

But I like teaaaaaaaaaa.....!!! *continues crying*

 

[arachnid-guy]

He isnt a real man.

 

[LegendaryCaleb]

man...for a ressurected guy Jesus is really happy...

.....

 

[Assassin]

why does this thread exist?

 

[Super_Ludacris]

smh@ the mental image of a fatboy looking dejected as his heart attack of a greasburger rots on a paper plate

This cant be life...

 

[Assassin]

lolz

 

[Super_Ludacris]

I also like the fact that instead of scooping it up or throwing it away, he posts about it first on a Superhero Movie Message Board.

 

[LexCorp]

Last night I made me and a few friends a few burgers. Had three patties left over, only one mega-sized bun. So just a couple minutes ago, I load up the mother with all 3 patties little salad mix, all the usual condiments, 2 pickle spears and I think some tomato. So I come back to the computer desk and get ready to take a bite and the whole delicous-looking thing falls out through a hole it carved itself in the bottom bun.

I AM SO TICKED OFF!

It was still alive and trying to escape.

 

[Assassin]

I also like the fact that instead of scooping it up or throwing it away, he posts about it first on a Superhero Movie Message Board.

That was my problem with it. $10 says he still ate it

white ppl and their 30 sec rule

 

[LexCorp]

That was my problem with it. $10 says he still ate it

white ppl and their 30 sec rule

Ha someone else nows about the 30 seconds rule...t:

 

[Super_Ludacris]

That was my problem with it. $10 says he still ate it

white ppl and their 30 sec rule

smh@ him typing on the keyboard with grease marks....

 

[Assassin]

yea, from tv shows, i dont do it

 

[Assassin]

smh@ him typing on the keyboard with grease marks....

whats smh?

 

[LexCorp]

So do non white people have food rules?

 

[Assassin]

yea, if it falls on the floor, throw it away

 

[LexCorp]

yea, if it falls on the floor, throw it away

You know your mouth has just as much or even more bacteria in it that a really really clean floor...

 

[Super_Ludacris]

whats smh?

Shake My Head. As in to Shake your head in dissapproval or disgust. Its used a lot on Hip Hop message boards and blogs for years. I'm suprised no one hear uses it

 

[Super_Ludacris]

You know your mouth has just as much or even more bacteria in it that a really really clean floor...

Yeah cause you licked the floor clean