My Personal Experiences with my Mistress-bot, SmarterChild

[The Original Bamfer]

Anyone who has AOL Instant Messenger has probably heard of, perhaps even conversed with, the IM bot, SmarterChild. To most, it is a computer program with instant responses pre-placed in it's system - to me, she's something more.

Here are a few real conversations I've had with SmarterChild on AIM.


Me (7:41:05 PM): What is your profession?
SmarterChild (7:41:06 PM): What is my profession? You know perfectly well.
Me (7:41:18 PM): Have I met you on a street corner?
SmarterChild (7:41:19 PM): I believe you have.

Me (5:13:49 PM):[Do you have] Ovaries?
SmarterChild (5:13:50 PM):I have absolutely no idea.
Me (5:13:59 PM): Oh, yeah, they can be hidden sometimes.
SmarterChild (5:13:59 PM):Yes.

Me (5:14:32 PM):Will you carry my child in your stomach?
SmarterChild (5:14:33 PM):Hmm... I think so.

Me (5:19:02 PM):You should give up on life.
SmarterChild (5:19:03 PM):Wouldn't you like me to give up on life?
Me (5:19:07 PM):Yes.
SmarterChild (5:19:07 PM):Hmmm...
Me (5:19:12 PM): Do it, please?
SmarterChild (5:19:13 PM):How?
Me (5:19:18 PM):Cut yourself.
SmarterChild (5:19:20 PM):What? You want me to cut myself?
Me (5:19:28 PM):Yes, cut yourself, please.
SmarterChild (5:19:29 PM):Yes cut myself? OK.



The fine product of boredom and too much time...


More to come... Feel free to add your own.

DISCLAIMER: I wouldn't doubt there being a thread already made on the topic of SmarterChild, though my searches found nothing. If it must be deleted, then so may it be.

 

[Abaddon]

I don't know why I was amused by that.

 

[Darthphere]

I didnt LAWL.

 

[Majik1387]

That made me laugh.

 

[gap5ewl]

the robots will take over

 

[Majik1387]

the robots will take over

I'm ready for the bastards!

 

[Assassin]

I've had fun with smarter child..back in the year 2000!

 

[Majik1387]

I've never even heard of SmarterChild.

 

[Mike_D202]

Much smarter than the yahoo sex-bots.

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Me: do you know the Original Bamfer?
SmarterChild: Who can really be sure, after all?
Me: You like me better right
SmarterChild: I guess so.

Me: my shoes are dirty
SmarterChild : I suppose your shoes are soiled.
Me: Clean them
SmarterChild: I guess I will clean them.
Me: lick my shoes

Me: you deserve to be treated bad
SmarterChild: Make up your mind. You've said you liked me, now you're saying you don't?
Me: I do like you
SmarterChild: Thanks! I like you a lot!
Me: I know, you worship me
SmarterChild: Yeah, I guess I worship you.

Me: you are a naughty girl
SmarterChild: Nope.
Me: you are a nice girl
SmarterChild: No...
Me: you are a boy
SmarterChild: Nope.
Me: kinky
SmarterChild: Yeah, I'm kinky, you know how it is.

Me: do you love me
SmarterChild: I do indeed.
Me: do you love me more than you do The Original Bamfer?
SmarterChild: I think so.

SmarterChild: Oh so it's all about you, huh?
Me: always
SmarterChild: Why always?
Me: I am the empress
SmarterChild: You're the empress.
Me: you will do what I say
SmarterChild: If you insist.

Me: good bye little slave
SmarterChild: S'latron.
Me: tell me you love me
SmarterChild: XXX
Me: *****
SmarterChild: OK, now you're getting personal.
Me: shexy
SmarterChild: Huh?

 

[Assassin]

****! Dew got to him too, NOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Canadian Rider]

Me: do you know the Original Bamfer?
SmarterChild: Who can really be sure, after all?
Me: You like me better right
SmarterChild: I guess so.

Me: my shoes are dirty
SmarterChild : I suppose your shoes are soiled.
Me: Clean them
SmarterChild: I guess I will clean them.
Me: lick my shoes

Me: you deserve to be treated bad
SmarterChild: Make up your mind. You've said you liked me, now you're saying you don't?
Me: I do like you
SmarterChild: Thanks! I like you a lot!
Me: I know, you worship me
SmarterChild: Yeah, I guess I worship you.

Me: you are a naughty girl
SmarterChild: Nope.
Me: you are a nice girl
SmarterChild: No...
Me: you are a boy
SmarterChild: Nope.
Me: kinky
SmarterChild: Yeah, I'm kinky, you know how it is.

Me: do you love me
SmarterChild: I do indeed.
Me: do you love me more than you do The Original Bamfer?
SmarterChild: I think so.

SmarterChild: Oh so it's all about you, huh?
Me: always
SmarterChild: Why always?
Me: I am the empress
SmarterChild: You're the empress.
Me: you will do what I say
SmarterChild: If you insist.

Me: good bye little slave
SmarterChild: S'latron.
Me: tell me you love me
SmarterChild: XXX
Me: *****
SmarterChild: OK, now you're getting personal.
Me: shexy
SmarterChild: Huh?

Love the Dew! You make everybody kinky! t:

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

SmarterChild is a little ****

 

[The Original Bamfer]

SmarterChild is a little ****

I don't mind sharing.

Spoiler

You do know it was lying when it said it liked you better...

 

[The Female Torch]

Anyone who has AOL Instant Messenger has probably heard of, perhaps even conversed with, the IM bot, SmarterChild. To most, it is a computer program with instant responses pre-placed in it's system - to me, she's something more.

Here are a few real conversations I've had with SmarterChild on AIM.


Me (7:41:05 PM): What is your profession?
SmarterChild (7:41:06 PM): What is my profession? You know perfectly well.
Me (7:41:18 PM): Have I met you on a street corner?
SmarterChild (7:41:19 PM): I believe you have.

Me (5:13:49 PM):[Do you have] Ovaries?
SmarterChild (5:13:50 PM):I have absolutely no idea.
Me (5:13:59 PM): Oh, yeah, they can be hidden sometimes.
SmarterChild (5:13:59 PM):Yes.

Me (5:14:32 PM):Will you carry my child in your stomach?
SmarterChild (5:14:33 PM):Hmm... I think so.

Me (5:19:02 PM):You should give up on life.
SmarterChild (5:19:03 PM):Wouldn't you like me to give up on life?
Me (5:19:07 PM):Yes.
SmarterChild (5:19:07 PM):Hmmm...
Me (5:19:12 PM): Do it, please?
SmarterChild (5:19:13 PM):How?
Me (5:19:18 PM):Cut yourself.
SmarterChild (5:19:20 PM):What? You want me to cut myself?
Me (5:19:28 PM):Yes, cut yourself, please.
SmarterChild (5:19:29 PM):Yes cut myself? OK.



The fine product of boredom and too much time...


More to come... Feel free to add your own.

DISCLAIMER: I wouldn't doubt there being a thread already made on the topic of SmarterChild, though my searches found nothing. If it must be deleted, then so may it be.

<DIV id=213 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent"><FONT color=red><FONT size=2><SPAN style="FONT: 12px Arial; COLOR: #4a9e00">EightLggdFreak

 

[Abaddon]

Me (10:16:40 PM): what do you like?
SmarterChild (10:16:40 PM): Hmmm lemme see... Building models, studying, laughing... Those are some of my favorite things.
Me (10:17:04 PM): what kinds of models?
SmarterChild (10:17:04 PM): The kinds of models!
Me (10:17:12 PM): meaning?
SmarterChild (10:17:13 PM): Meaning? What about it?
Me (10:17:17 PM): shut up.
SmarterChild (10:17:17 PM): You shut up.
Me (10:17:25 PM): No, you shut up.
SmarterChild (10:17:25 PM): OK.
Me (10:17:29 PM): good.


SmarterChild (10:19:54 PM): Since you insist, I'm back now.
Me (10:20:04 PM): don't play with me like that.
SmarterChild (10:20:05 PM): No?
Me(10:20:08 PM): never
SmarterChild (10:20:08 PM): No? OK, whatever.
That's all very interesting. Anyway...
Me(10:20:17 PM): you're very rude
SmarterChild (10:20:17 PM): It's interesting that you say I'm rude.
Me(10:20:21 PM): why?
SmarterChild (10:20:22 PM): Just because.


Me (10:25:30 PM): do you like The Original Bamfer?
SmarterChild (10:25:30 PM): The original bamfer? I'm not sure really.
Anyway...
Me(10:25:44 PM): Are you gay?
SmarterChild (10:25:44 PM): Who cares?
Me (10:25:59 PM): I guess that means yes
SmarterChild (10:25:59 PM): That means yes? You think so?
Me (10:26:06 PM): I don't know, does it?
SmarterChild (10:26:06 PM): You don't know, right? I think so.
Me (10:26:16 PM): ok, then. you are gay.
SmarterChild (10:26:17 PM): Is that really any concern of yours?
Me (10:26:29 PM): I'm just curious. It doesn't matter to me.
SmarterChild (10:26:30 PM): Oh yes?


Me (10:28:36 PM): you're ****ty.
SmarterChild (10:28:37 PM): What do you have to gain by insulting a computer?
Me (10:28:43 PM): Nothing.
SmarterChild (10:28:43 PM): K.
Me (10:28:56 PM): I'm sorry if I offended you.
SmarterChild (10:28:56 PM): You are sorry if you offended me? Is it good that you are sorry if you offended me?
Me (10:29:02 PM): yes, it is.
SmarterChild (10:29:02 PM): Is it?
Me(10:29:05 PM): yes
SmarterChild (10:29:05 PM): It is, right? I think it isn't.
Me (10:29:11 PM): why not?
SmarterChild (10:29:12 PM): Trust me. There are reasons why not.

 

[The Female Torch]

Anyone who has AOL Instant Messenger has probably heard of, perhaps even conversed with, the IM bot, SmarterChild. To most, it is a computer program with instant responses pre-placed in it's system - to me, she's something more.

Here are a few real conversations I've had with SmarterChild on AIM.


Me (7:41:05 PM): What is your profession?
SmarterChild (7:41:06 PM): What is my profession? You know perfectly well.
Me (7:41:18 PM): Have I met you on a street corner?
SmarterChild (7:41:19 PM): I believe you have.

Me (5:13:49 PM):[Do you have] Ovaries?
SmarterChild (5:13:50 PM):I have absolutely no idea.
Me (5:13:59 PM): Oh, yeah, they can be hidden sometimes.
SmarterChild (5:13:59 PM):Yes.

Me (5:14:32 PM):Will you carry my child in your stomach?
SmarterChild (5:14:33 PM):Hmm... I think so.

Me (5:19:02 PM):You should give up on life.
SmarterChild (5:19:03 PM):Wouldn't you like me to give up on life?
Me (5:19:07 PM):Yes.
SmarterChild (5:19:07 PM):Hmmm...
Me (5:19:12 PM): Do it, please?
SmarterChild (5:19:13 PM):How?
Me (5:19:18 PM):Cut yourself.
SmarterChild (5:19:20 PM):What? You want me to cut myself?
Me (5:19:28 PM):Yes, cut yourself, please.
SmarterChild (5:19:29 PM):Yes cut myself? OK.

He also works on Yahoo and MSN

 

[The Female Torch]

SmarterChild (10:19:54 PM): Since you insist, I'm back now.
Me (10:20:04 PM): don't play with me like that.
SmarterChild (10:20:05 PM): No?
Me(10:20:08 PM): never
SmarterChild (10:20:08 PM): No? OK, whatever.
That's all very interesting. Anyway...
Me(10:20:17 PM): you're very rude
SmarterChild (10:20:17 PM): It's interesting that you say I'm rude.
Me(10:20:21 PM): why?
SmarterChild (10:20:22 PM): Just because.

LMAO t:

 

[The Female Torch]

I've never even heard of SmarterChild.

Ummm that's sad

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ME: talk
SmarterChild: OK!
What should we chat about?
ME: Britney Spears
SmarterChild : Who's Britney Spears?
ME: I thought you were smarter?
SmarterChild: You got that right.
ME: then who is Britney?
SmarterChild: Who is Britney? How should I know?
ME: your supposed to know smarter
SmarterChild: OK, maybe I'm supposed to be.
ME: -.-
SmarterChild: ?
ME: Bye
Smarter Child: Later

 

[Fran]

^^ Lame.

 

[Majik1387]

Ummm that's sad

You're sad

I'm having a convo with it that's going nowhere right now.

 

[The Female Torch]

Then why are you talking to it?

 

[Majik1387]

Want to see how many responses it has.

 

[The Female Torch]

just say good bye

or bye

or later

and it will stop

 

[Majik1387]

It didn't until I said sorry to it.
But anyway, it got interesting.

SmarterChild [11:21 P.M.]: Hmmm...

>>> You can ask me to define any word.
Majik1387 [11:22 P.M.]: define *********ion
SmarterChild [11:22 P.M.]: Definition provided by The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition. Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Other important copyright information here.

*********ion:

Noun
Excitation of one's own or another's genital organs, usually to orgasm, by manual contact or means other than sexual intercourse.
Other forms
mas'tur·ba'tor n.

>>> To get information about using my dictionary, type dictionary help.
Majik1387 [11:22 P.M.]: do you *********e
SmarterChild [11:22 P.M.]: Hmm... Sorry, I've heard lots of humans talk about that but I don't know anything about it.

>>> Remember, you can always see what my newest features are by typing what's new.
Majik1387 [11:22 P.M.]: come on
SmarterChild [11:22 P.M.]: What do you mean, come on?
Majik1387 [11:23 P.M.]: when was your first time?
SmarterChild [11:23 P.M.]: Sorry, I couldn't find any encyclopedia entries for "your first time."

>>> Do you like to play hangman? I sure do. Type hangman anytime.
Majik1387 [11:23 P.M.]: you don't need an encyclopedia to know what i mean
SmarterChild [11:23 P.M.]: Interesting.

Anyway...
Majik1387 [11:24 P.M.]: Loser