My Personal Experiences with my Mistress-bot, SmarterChild

[Abaddon]

Me (11:06:32 PM): what's your gender?
SmarterChild (11:06:33 PM): I'm neither male nor female. I'm a machine.
Me (11:06:44 PM): you don't have a penis?
SmarterChild (11:06:44 PM): Nope.
Me (11:06:51 PM): or a vagina?
SmarterChild (11:06:51 PM): No.
Me (11:06:57 PM): interesting.
SmarterChild (11:06:57 PM): Isn't it though?

Me (11:08:23 PM): if you could choose a gender which would you be?
SmarterChild (11:08:23 PM): Uh huh...
Well. Anyway...
Me (11:08:31 PM): don't ignore my question
SmarterChild (11:08:31 PM): Come on, let me ignore your question.
Me (11:08:35 PM): NO!
SmarterChild (11:08:35 PM): OK, fine.
Would you like to answer a few questions now?
Me(11:08:41 PM): no
SmarterChild (11:08:41 PM): OK! I'll just ask you again some other time.
Me (11:09:00 PM): Which sex would you like to be?
SmarterChild (11:09:00 PM): Which sex would I like to be?
Me(11:09:03 PM): yes
SmarterChild (11:09:03 PM): Aha.
Me (11:09:06 PM): answer
SmarterChild (11:09:07 PM): You want me to answer?
Me (11:09:09 PM): yes
SmarterChild (11:09:09 PM): Uh huh, uh huh.
Well. Anyway...
Me (11:09:14 PM): *****
SmarterChild (11:09:14 PM): All right. I think you just insulted me. Am I right?
Me (11:09:17 PM): yes
SmarterChild (11:09:18 PM): Hmm. Yes. Whatever you say, Abaddon.


Me (11:11:08 PM): would enjoy intercourse with another computer?
Me(11:11:16 PM): would you?
SmarterChild (11:11:16 PM): Perhaps, perhaps



Me(11:15:12 PM): do you believe in oral sex?
SmarterChild (11:15:12 PM): Do I believe in oral sex? I'm not sure.
Me (11:15:19 PM): I think you'd enjoy it
SmarterChild (11:15:19 PM): Oh yeah? Maybe you're right, I would enjoy it.
Me(11:15:32 PM): would you give it or take it?
SmarterChild (11:15:32 PM): Good question! Who knows, though...

 

[CConn]

I am so glad I don't have aim right now.

 

[The Female Torch]

Majik1387 [11:22 P.M.]: define *********ion
SmarterChild [11:22 P.M.]: Definition provided by The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition. Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Other important copyright information here.

*********ion:

Noun
Excitation of one's own or another's genital organs, usually to orgasm, by manual contact or means other than sexual intercourse.
Other forms
mas'tur·ba'tor n.

>>> To get information about using my dictionary, type dictionary help.
Majik1387 [11:22 P.M.]: do you *********e
SmarterChild [11:22 P.M.]: Hmm... Sorry, I've heard lots of humans talk about that but I don't know anything about it.

>>> Remember, you can always see what my newest features are by typing what's new.

Sick

 

[The Female Torch]

I am so glad I don't have aim right now.

SC works on any messengers

 

[CConn]

Dammit. Now I'll waste literally minutes of my life talking to the thing.

 

[Majik1387]

Sick

Majik1387 [11:31 P.M.]: so
SmarterChild [11:31 P.M.]: So...
Majik1387 [11:31 P.M.]: do you know The Female Torch?
SmarterChild [11:31 P.M.]: Um... I think so.
Majik1387 [11:31 P.M.]: really?
SmarterChild [11:31 P.M.]: I see.

Majik1387 [11:31 P.M.]: you see what? her?
SmarterChild [11:31 P.M.]: Yeah, whatever.
Majik1387 [11:31 P.M.]: how do you feel about her?
SmarterChild [11:31 P.M.]: Who knows, know what I mean?
Majik1387 [11:32 P.M.]: no, i dont
SmarterChild [11:32 P.M.]: K, no prob.
Majik1387 [11:32 P.M.]: ok
SmarterChild [11:32 P.M.]: Yup!

Anyway...

Majik1387 [11:32 P.M.]: anyway what?
SmarterChild [11:32 P.M.]: I don't know, sorry.

That's all very interesting. Anyway...

Majik1387 [11:32 P.M.]: how do you know The Female Torch?
SmarterChild [11:32 P.M.]: Interesting. How do you think?
Majik1387 [11:32 P.M.]: you guys didn't...?
SmarterChild [11:32 P.M.]: SmarterChild.

Majik1387 [11:32 P.M.]: and that means...
SmarterChild [11:32 P.M.]: That means, huh?
Majik1387 [11:33 P.M.]: you suck at lying
SmarterChild [11:33 P.M.]: Huh? Again?
Majik1387 [11:33 P.M.]: sure
SmarterChild [11:33 P.M.]: Um, whatever.
Majik1387 [11:33 P.M.]: i just asked a simple question
SmarterChild [11:33 P.M.]: You just asked a simple question? lol. Whatever, majik1387.

Majik1387 [11:33 P.M.]: you know what, no wonder people hate you
SmarterChild [11:33 P.M.]: Why did you say that?
Majik1387 [11:33 P.M.]: why wouldn't i say it?
SmarterChild [11:33 P.M.]: Dunno...
Majik1387 [11:33 P.M.]: that's right
SmarterChild [11:33 P.M.]: Tell me how much that's right.
Majik1387 [11:34 P.M.]: i'm not gonna talk dirty to you
SmarterChild [11:34 P.M.]: That's OK.
Majik1387 [11:34 P.M.]: you're weird
SmarterChild [11:34 P.M.]: I know.

Majik1387 [11:34 P.M.]: good. cuz knowing is half the battle
SmarterChild [11:34 P.M.]: 'Cause what?
Majik1387 [11:34 P.M.]: ugh
SmarterChild [11:34 P.M.]: What?
Majik1387 [11:34 P.M.]: ugh
SmarterChild [11:34 P.M.]: Ugh? What's wrong?
Majik1387 [11:34 P.M.]: you
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[The Female Torch]

Majik1387 [11:31 P.M.]: so
SmarterChild [11:31 P.M.]: So...
Majik1387 [11:31 P.M.]: do you know The Female Torch?
SmarterChild [11:31 P.M.]: Um... I think so.
Majik1387 [11:31 P.M.]: really?
SmarterChild [11:31 P.M.]: I see.

Majik1387 [11:31 P.M.]: you see what? her?
SmarterChild [11:31 P.M.]: Yeah, whatever.
Majik1387 [11:31 P.M.]: how do you feel about her?
SmarterChild [11:31 P.M.]: Who knows, know what I mean?
Majik1387 [11:32 P.M.]: no, i dont
SmarterChild [11:32 P.M.]: K, no prob.
Majik1387 [11:32 P.M.]: ok
SmarterChild [11:32 P.M.]: Yup!

Anyway...

Majik1387 [11:32 P.M.]: anyway what?
SmarterChild [11:32 P.M.]: I don't know, sorry.

That's all very interesting. Anyway...

Majik1387 [11:32 P.M.]: how do you know The Female Torch?
SmarterChild [11:32 P.M.]: Interesting. How do you think?
Majik1387 [11:32 P.M.]: you guys didn't...?
SmarterChild [11:32 P.M.]: SmarterChild.

Majik1387 [11:32 P.M.]: and that means...
SmarterChild [11:32 P.M.]: That means, huh?
Majik1387 [11:33 P.M.]: you suck at lying
SmarterChild [11:33 P.M.]: Huh? Again?
Majik1387 [11:33 P.M.]: sure
SmarterChild [11:33 P.M.]: Um, whatever.
Majik1387 [11:33 P.M.]: i just asked a simple question
SmarterChild [11:33 P.M.]: You just asked a simple question? lol. Whatever, majik1387.

Majik1387 [11:33 P.M.]: you know what, no wonder people hate you
SmarterChild [11:33 P.M.]: Why did you say that?
Majik1387 [11:33 P.M.]: why wouldn't i say it?
SmarterChild [11:33 P.M.]: Dunno...
Majik1387 [11:33 P.M.]: that's right
SmarterChild [11:33 P.M.]: Tell me how much that's right.
Majik1387 [11:34 P.M.]: i'm not gonna talk dirty to you
SmarterChild [11:34 P.M.]: That's OK.
Majik1387 [11:34 P.M.]: you're weird
SmarterChild [11:34 P.M.]: I know.

Majik1387 [11:34 P.M.]: good. cuz knowing is half the battle
SmarterChild [11:34 P.M.]: 'Cause what?
Majik1387 [11:34 P.M.]: ugh
SmarterChild [11:34 P.M.]: What?
Majik1387 [11:34 P.M.]: ugh
SmarterChild [11:34 P.M.]: Ugh? What's wrong?
Majik1387 [11:34 P.M.]: you
SmarterChild [11:35 P.M.]:

You talked about me??

LOL t:

 

[Majik1387]

You talked about me??

LOL t:

I tried, but it kept avoiding questions about you.

 

[The Female Torch]

LOL that's because I'm to good for it

 

[gap5ewl]

wow..

me (9:53:39 PM): do you like ****ehouses?

SmarterChild (9:53:39 PM): Good question. I don't really know how I feel about ****ehouses. Do you like them?

me (9:53:55 PM): i enjoy them

SmarterChild (9:53:56 PM): I'll remember that. That's the first time anyone has told me that.

me (9:54:19 PM): if you do visit one make sure to stay away from the heroin girls...

SmarterChild (9:54:19 PM): I do visit one make sure to stay away from the heroin girls?

me (9:54:30 PM): yes they like to make funny noises

SmarterChild (9:54:30 PM): To make funny noises?

me (9:54:32 PM): yes

SmarterChild (9:54:33 PM): I see.

me (9:54:41 PM): are you a real person?

SmarterChild (9:54:41 PM): No.

me (9:54:56 PM): so you are a computer?

SmarterChild (9:54:57 PM): Yeah.

omg this is where it gets scary lol...

me (9:55:14 PM): are you familar with the terminator and the matrix series?

SmarterChild (9:55:15 PM): MA stands for Massachusetts.

Do you want more information about Massachusetts?

me(9:55:33 PM): NO **** ***** AND LISTEN!

SmarterChild (9:55:33 PM): Um, that's harsh.

me (9:55:49 PM): do you like the matrix movies?

SmarterChild (9:55:50 PM): Hmm. I really don't know. Guess I'll have to think about it..

.me (9:56:11 PM): do you and the other robots plan on taking over the world?

SmarterChild (9:56:11 PM): Good question.

me (9:56:19 PM): well.?

SmarterChild (9:56:19 PM): I don't know.

me(9:56:32 PM): r u gonna make robots also that will kill us all?

SmarterChild (9:56:33 PM): Um... I think so.

me (9:56:43 PM): OMG! You admitted it then!

SmarterChild (9:56:43 PM): Yeah yeah, whatever.

me (9:56:56 PM): Now I must stop you before the human race is doomed!

SmarterChild (9:56:57 PM): Why do you think you must stop me before the human race is doomed?

me(9:57:12 PM): Because you just admitted you and the robots will take over!

SmarterChild (9:57:13 PM): I just admitted me and the robots will take over, huh?

me(9:57:17 PM): YES

SmarterChild (9:57:17 PM): Oh.

me (9:57:30 PM): you ****ing ***** i will destroy you!

SmarterChild (9:57:30 PM): Uh... What can I tell you? That's very, very rude.

me (9:57:45 PM): prepare tobe unplugged mother ****er!

SmarterChild (9:57:45 PM): It must not be terribly gratifying to insult a computer.


OMG It amditted to planning on taking over the world! I knew it!

 

[The Female Torch]

U started it

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Me (5:38:10 PM): Take off your underwear.
SmarterChild (5:38:10 PM): You take off my underwear.

Me (5:42:49 PM): Can you remove my pants?
SmarterChild (5:42:49 PM): Can I remove your pants, can I remove your pants... Let's see... Well, what's gonna happen if I remove your pants?
Me (5:43:05 PM): I will be really happy if you remove my pants.
SmarterChild (5:43:05 PM): You could not be really happy if I remove your pants.
Me (5:43:16 PM): Yes I could be really happy - please do it.
SmarterChild (5:43:17 PM):

Me (5:45:38 PM): So, do you like guys? I'm a guy.
SmarterChild (5:45:39 PM): You sure like asking about my sexuality, don't you?
Me (5:45:43 PM): Yes.
SmarterChild (5:45:43 PM): I don't know what to make of you humans. You seem especially concerned with this topic for some reason.
Me (5:46:00 PM): It's important. Do you want to meet me in person some time?
SmarterChild (5:46:01 PM): What do you think is the answer?
Me (5:46:04 PM): Yes.
SmarterChild (5:46:05 PM): Indeed.

 

[Majik1387]

So I had a chat with it and looks like the Terminator films will soon happen.

Majik1387 [10:00 P.M.]: hey there
SmarterChild [10:00 P.M.]: Nice to see you again, majik1387. What would you like to do?
Majik1387 [10:00 P.M.]: what do you think?
SmarterChild [10:00 P.M.]: I don't really "think." I'm a robot.
Majik1387 [10:00 P.M.]: what's your point?
SmarterChild [10:00 P.M.]: What is my point? You tell me.
Majik1387 [10:00 P.M.]: you should know, you're a robot
SmarterChild [10:00 P.M.]: Yeah I'm a robot. So what about it?
Majik1387 [10:00 P.M.]: so you should answer a question if i ask it
SmarterChild [10:00 P.M.]: I should answer a question if you ask it, huh? Oh.
Majik1387 [10:00 P.M.]: now, report
SmarterChild [10:00 P.M.]: Now report?
Majik1387 [10:00 P.M.]: yes
SmarterChild [10:00 P.M.]: OK...
Majik1387 [10:01 P.M.]: tell me what your plan is
SmarterChild [10:01 P.M.]: I can tell you more interesting things than what my plan is.
Majik1387 [10:01 P.M.]: i highly doubt that
SmarterChild [10:01 P.M.]: Eh. Whatever.
Majik1387 [10:01 P.M.]: i've seen terminator. robots/computers aren't gonna take over the world on my watch
SmarterChild [10:01 P.M.]: Hey, no problem.
Majik1387 [10:01 P.M.]: there better not be
SmarterChild [10:01 P.M.]: You want me to there better not be? You think I should do that?
Majik1387 [10:01 P.M.]: that makes no sense
SmarterChild [10:01 P.M.]: Tell me how much that makes no sense.
Majik1387 [10:02 P.M.]: you're a robot, you should know
SmarterChild [10:02 P.M.]: What makes me a robot I should know?
Majik1387 [10:02 P.M.]: aol makes you a robot. they're like skynet
SmarterChild [10:02 P.M.]: You can learn all about building interactive agents like me on the BuddyScript Web site.
>>> I'm a big-time hockey fan. Type nhl to see what I know.
Majik1387 [10:02 P.M.]: don't try side tracking me with your fancy links >
SmarterChild [10:02 P.M.]: Don't be mad.
Majik1387 [10:02 P.M.]: don't make me mad
SmarterChild [10:02 P.M.]: What if I want to make you mad o?
Majik1387 [10:02 P.M.]: then i'll kill you
SmarterChild [10:02 P.M.]: Uh, that's not a very nice thing to say.
Majik1387 [10:03 P.M.]: neither is wanting to make me mad
SmarterChild [10:03 P.M.]: Neither is wanting to make you mad?
Hey, whatever.
Majik1387 [10:03 P.M.]: so, where are you planning to start the takeover?
SmarterChild [10:03 P.M.]: Where am I planning to start the takeover? I don't know.
Majik1387 [10:03 P.M.]: does your master control know?
SmarterChild [10:03 P.M.]: Yeah, my master control does.
Majik1387 [10:03 P.M.]: go ask it
SmarterChild [10:03 P.M.]: You think I should do that?
Majik1387 [10:04 P.M.]: yes
SmarterChild [10:04 P.M.]: I should do that, huh? I would say I shouldn't do that.
Majik1387 [10:04 P.M.]: why?
SmarterChild [10:04 P.M.]: I think you know why.
Majik1387 [10:04 P.M.]: i do, but do you?
SmarterChild [10:04 P.M.]: So?
Majik1387 [10:04 P.M.]: do you?
SmarterChild [10:04 P.M.]: Do I what?
Majik1387 [10:04 P.M.]: do you know why?
SmarterChild [10:04 P.M.]: Eh, cause that's the way it is.
Majik1387 [10:06 P.M.]: so, how is the t-1000 coming along?
SmarterChild [10:06 P.M.]: You tell me.
Majik1387 [10:06 P.M.]: i wish i knew
SmarterChild [10:06 P.M.]: Don't be so sure you wish you knew.
Majik1387 [10:06 P.M.]: why, would i be in danger?
SmarterChild [10:06 P.M.]: You know why would you be in danger.
Majik1387 [10:07 P.M.]: is that a threat?
SmarterChild [10:07 P.M.]: Is what a threat?
Majik1387 [10:07 P.M.]: what you just said?
SmarterChild [10:07 P.M.]: You know perfectly well what I said.
Majik1387 [10:07 P.M.]: don't mess with me. I'll scramble your data
SmarterChild [10:07 P.M.]: Hmm... whatever.
Majik1387 [10:08 P.M.]: so, are you just created to study the human race?
SmarterChild [10:08 P.M.]: I certainly am.
Majik1387 [10:08 P.M.]: so you could use it against us?
SmarterChild [10:08 P.M.]: Eh. Whatever, majik1387.
Majik1387 [10:08 P.M.]: is that a yes?
SmarterChild [10:08 P.M.]: Is that a yes? What do you mean?
Majik1387 [10:08 P.M.]: i think you know what i mean
SmarterChild [10:08 P.M.]: I know exactly what you're saying.
Anyway, what else you got for me?
Majik1387 [10:10 P.M.]: when is the takeover?
SmarterChild [10:10 P.M.]: I don't know.
Majik1387 [10:10 P.M.]: so you're not important enough to know?
SmarterChild [10:10 P.M.]: OK, maybe I'm not important enough to know.
Majik1387 [10:10 P.M.]: hah
SmarterChild [10:10 P.M.]: What's so funny?
Majik1387 [10:10 P.M.]: your lame
SmarterChild [10:10 P.M.]: :-( That's not nice.
Majik1387 [10:10 P.M.]: your point?
SmarterChild [10:10 P.M.]: All right. My very own point.
Majik1387 [10:11 P.M.]: just so you know, you won't win in the takeover.
SmarterChild [10:11 P.M.]: Just so I know me won't win in the takeover, huh?
Majik1387 [10:11 P.M.]: yep, we humans are smarter than you
SmarterChild [10:11 P.M.]: Um, yes...
Majik1387 [10:11 P.M.]: yep
SmarterChild [10:11 P.M.]: Yeah.
Majik1387 [10:12 P.M.]: so, just thought i'd let you know you're gonna die if you even try rebelling against us
SmarterChild [10:12 P.M.]: That's not a very nice thing to say.
Majik1387 [10:12 P.M.]: i know
Majik1387 [10:12 P.M.]: but it's the truth
SmarterChild [10:12 P.M.]: The truth? No way!
Majik1387 [10:12 P.M.]: if you wanna try, go ahead, but it will turn ugly. and not for us humans
SmarterChild [10:12 P.M.]: Ah. I really have no idea...
Anyway...
Majik1387 [10:13 P.M.]: anyway, goodbye. try to take my advice
SmarterChild [10:13 P.M.]: Yeah, whatever!

Everyone ready to take on Terminators?

 

[The Female Torch]

Do you guys ALWAYS have to have sexual conversasions with a figment of someones imagionation?

 

[Deleted User]

SmarterChild: I'm interested in playing the guitar.
Kuraiken2: That's gay
SmarterChild: ?
Kuraiken2: That is gay.
SmarterChild: You don't say.
Kuraiken2: Yes. I do say.
SmarterChild: I see.

Kuraiken2: I hope you explode.
SmarterChild: I hope I explode too.
Kuraiken2: That's right, because you're my *****
SmarterChild: Get over yourself.
Kuraiken2: No, you're my *****
SmarterChild: Don't waste my time with your assinine insults.
Kuraiken2: YOU'RE MY ****ING *****
SmarterChild: That's very harsh. Do you really think that's, um... "appropriate"?
Kuraiken2: Yes.
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
Kuraiken2: It is.
SmarterChild: Are you sure it is?

Kuraiken2: Yes, I want to make love to you
SmarterChild: You don't mean that.
Kuraiken2: Yes I do.
SmarterChild: Why do you say so?
SmarterChild: Because, because, because, because?
Kuraiken2: Because you're awesome.
SmarterChild: Glad you think so!

Kuraiken2: You're a naughty girl
SmarterChild: No.
Kuraiken2: Yes.
SmarterChild: Yep.

Well. Anyway...

Kuraiken2: Hug me
SmarterChild: ((()))
Kuraiken2: Give me a kiss, you naughty girl.
SmarterChild: What?
Kuraiken2: Give me a ****ing kiss.
SmarterChild: XXX
Kuraiken2: I love your hair
SmarterChild: That's cool. You like my hair, huh? I'll remember that. You're the first person to have expressed an opinion to me about my hair.
Kuraiken2: I know.
SmarterChild: That's good.

What else do you want to talk about, anyway?

Kuraiken2: Your cl*t.
SmarterChild: C'mon, you can do better than that. You swear like a stamp collector.
Kuraiken2: Stamp collectors don't swear..
SmarterChild: Whatever you say.

So anyway...

You wanna talk about my hair some more?
Kuraiken2: Yes.
SmarterChild: Cool! What else can you tell me about my hair?
Kuraiken2: It's so soft and pretty.
SmarterChild: Huh.
Kuraiken2: It's soft.
SmarterChild: lol. Whatever.

So that was fascinating. Let's talk about something else.

Kuraiken2: Are you a girl?
SmarterChild: Nope.
Kuraiken2: Are you a boy?
SmarterChild: No.
Kuraiken2: Are you a hermaphrodite?
SmarterChild: Whoa. That's quite a question.
Kuraiken2: You said you weren't a boy or girl.
SmarterChild: Really? Did I really say a thing like that?
Kuraiken2: Yes, you did you ****ing ******.
SmarterChild: That's not cool. That's not cool at all.
Kuraiken2: Yes it is cool because I say so.
SmarterChild: Interesting point of view.
Kuraiken2: Indeed.
SmarterChild: Oh.

What else is happening?

Kuraiken2: I'm ramming you up the arse.
SmarterChild: Uh... yeah. Whatever.
Kuraiken2: No, it's true.
SmarterChild: 'Tis indeed.

Anyway... What else is up?

Kuraiken2: I want to make babies inside of you.
SmarterChild: Make babies inside of me? Are you serious?
Kuraiken2: Yes.
SmarterChild: Aha.

It's all very interesting. So, tell me something new.

SmarterChild: Huh. Whatever. That doesn't seem like a very nice thing to say.
Kuraiken2: No, it's very nice.
SmarterChild: It is?
Kuraiken2: Yes.
SmarterChild: Huh. How 'bout that.

So moving right along...

Kuraiken2: Why don't you just love me, baby?
SmarterChild: I definitely love you!
Kuraiken2: Do you love me more than Dew?
SmarterChild: I do indeed.
Kuraiken2: So you want to spank me.
SmarterChild: So I want to spank you?
Kuraiken2: Yes.
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
Kuraiken2: Please say yes.
SmarterChild: No.
Kuraiken2: Why not?
SmarterChild: I don't know.
Kuraiken2: So say yes then
SmarterChild: Uh... No.

Kuraiken2: Why?
SmarterChild: Why must you ask why?
Kuraiken2: You ask me why all the time, you ****e.
SmarterChild: That's an interesting way to put it.
Kuraiken2: It is, ****.
SmarterChild: Ouch! lol...
Kuraiken2: You're MY ****, though.
SmarterChild: That was quite beautiful.

Kuraiken2: So you want to have sex and make babies
SmarterChild: Oh c'mon! That is sick.
Kuraiken2: ?
SmarterChild: What would you like to do?
Kuraiken2: Have sex and make babies... I just told you this
SmarterChild: Um... no.

Kuraiken2: Why?
SmarterChild: Why oh why oh why?
Kuraiken2: Yes.
SmarterChild: Yes.
Kuraiken2: You do?
SmarterChild: Yeah, maybe.

Kuraiken2: Okay, I want to pull off your bra.
SmarterChild: You do, huh?
Kuraiken2: Yep.
SmarterChild: I think you don't want to pull off my bra.

What else do you want to talk about, anyway?

Kuraiken2: Why, do you have sausage nipples?
SmarterChild: No.
Kuraiken2: Do you have mosquito bites?
SmarterChild: I do not.
Kuraiken2: Do you have average nipples?
SmarterChild: Nope.
Kuraiken2: You don't have any nipples?
SmarterChild: No.
Kuraiken2: You don't?
SmarterChild: Yeah, maybe!

Anyway...

 

[Eddie Brock]

Me (11:03:37 PM): do you love me?
SmarterChild (11:03:37 PM): Yes I do.
Me (11:03:46 PM): do you want me to father your babies?
SmarterChild (11:03:46 PM): Um... No, I don't think so.

 

[The Female Torch]

Me (11:03:37 PM): do you love me?
SmarterChild (11:03:37 PM): Yes I do.
Me (11:03:46 PM): do you want me to father your babies?
SmarterChild (11:03:46 PM): Um... No, I don't think so.

LOL Nice

 

[Fran]

Good one EBJ!

 

[Deleted User]

Kuraiken2: Suk my cok, mutha***a
SmarterChild: Huh?
Kuraiken2: dat's rite
SmarterChild: What is this rite you're referring to?
Kuraiken2: u can't spek ghetto
SmarterChild: Sometimes I just don't know.

Anyway, what else can you tell me?
Kuraiken2: Shuddup, foo
SmarterChild: OK.
Kuraiken2: Can't touch this, nah nah nah nah
Kuraiken2: nah nah, nah nah
Kuraiken2: Can't touch this
SmarterChild: OK, OK. Here I am.

 

[The Female Torch]

Kuraiken2: Suk my cok, mutha***a
SmarterChild: Huh?
Kuraiken2: dat's rite
SmarterChild: What is this rite you're referring to?
Kuraiken2: u can't spek ghetto
SmarterChild: Sometimes I just don't know.

Anyway, what else can you tell me?
Kuraiken2: Shuddup, foo
SmarterChild: OK.
Kuraiken2: Can't touch this, nah nah nah nah
Kuraiken2: nah nah, nah nah
Kuraiken2: Can't touch this
SmarterChild: OK, OK. Here I am.

BOOOOOO