Never Mind Transformers, Heres Transmorphers.

Discussion in 'Misc. Films' started by The-Dark-Knight, Jan 5, 2008.

  1. The-Dark-Knight Registered

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    Maybe you never liked the cool special effects and wanted something a little cheaper looking, well your in for a treat. transmorphers.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaTfU_CMLMM

    Maybe you dont like planes but still want to see snakes on public transport, lucky you it's 'snakes on a train'

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSDo-lgBBvs

    Steven Speilberg not really your cup of tea? but you still love a bit of H.G wells, Heres the same companys cash in of 'war of the worlds'

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CigwuFFXx_I

    Maybe you just refuse to watch anything Tom Hanks does since castaway feeling it's just not the same without 'wilson' but you really enjoyed Dan Brown Da Vinci Code Book. fear not heres 'The Da Vinci Treasure'

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcNUUZXY_lk

    It does not stop there with films such as i am omega (i am legend) and pirates of treasure island (pirates of the caribean) heading to the bottom shelf of a video rental store near you.
     
  2. Kable24 Member of the NRA

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    wow are you 7 months behind. Asylum makes the best mockbusters!
     
  3. The-Dark-Knight Registered

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    I only just read an article about them in Empire Magazine.
     
  4. SalaciousVC Registered

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    Don't forget Alien vs Hunter and Monster :woot:
     
  5. Warhammer Half Monk, Half Hitman

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    Like I said before, by next year, we will get Metal Man (Iron Man) and The Gamma Monster (The Incredible Hulk).
     
  6. The-Dark-Knight Registered

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    Lol, yeah i forgot that.
     
  7. Spade Seeking new challengers

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    I'll give them one film that I saw and liked...War of the Worlds. It took some seriously staggering jumps in logic, but I was at least satisfied with it in comparison to Spielberg's big budget take on the novel. Everything else is just one bad mockbuster after another. The recent AVH story on how the director spent the entire time on his iPhone and took 20 takes of a man picking up a gun explains it all for me.
     
  8. bored One Sexy Lemur

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    I'm waiting for them to do the Thunder God and General Patriot movies, so then after that they can all get together and do The Revengers.
     
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    Transmorphers? I think I saw that on Oprah, recently.
     
  10. RedIsNotBlue Agree to disagree

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    Wow. I am laughing up until the point I see legit actors and then a little part of me slowly dies inside.
     
  11. Kable24 Member of the NRA

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    Transmorphers isn't that bad if you consider the director only had $120,000 to shot it and less than a month to do it in.

    There rip off of the Exorcism of Emily Rose is actually pretty good too.
     
  12. RedIsNotBlue Agree to disagree

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    Ripoff aside you shouldn't be making a movie with giant fighting robots for that money. You might as well just put all of the money in a pile and burn it. Now this may sound crazy or wild I know but how about the director actually sit down and use his brain to write something decent and somewhat original to fit his budget. Guess that is asking too much. :o
     
  13. SalaciousVC Registered

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    They ripped that off to?
     
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    They're rip off of I am Legend is called I am Omega (LOL)
     
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    well...you can't blame them. Everyone has to make a living. Porn companies have been making porn versions of popular movies for years too.....Though I'm sure the porn movies are better quality than these
     
  16. Spade Seeking new challengers

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    It would have replay value, at least.
     
  17. Warhammer Half Monk, Half Hitman

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    Haha, General Patriot is such a funny name. I remember you posting that a while back, and I was dying.

    Pirates and Space Nuts is damn good stuff. :o
     
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    I love these movies that try to cash in on blockbusters. Today I saw one in the video store that looked exactly like AVP, aliens on the cover and all. Look close and you see that the aliens were kinda different.

    I love a bad movie every now and then, anybody got a website for the studio?
     
  19. A Dark Knight Registered

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    Oh I am sure this will be great, way better than Transformers.....:whatever:
     

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