Lunar_Wolf
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Nothing beats a toilet like your own. When you enter a public restroom, it really shows how much you love your own toilet.
When you first walked in to a public toilet, there is always one shading guy making a pee. This is why I use the toilets and not the urinal.
Most of the time you'll have 3 toilets you may choose from.
Today I tired door number one. I couldn't use that toilet because a diaper was left on the seat. I mean did a baby crawl into the toilet and change itself? That's my only explantion to why someone would leave a diaper laying around.
The next toilet had **** stains around the bowl.
Toilet three had to do.
The first thing I see is pee around the lip.
Why is it always wet in there?
Why can't people lift the lids up?
Why are people always missing the toilet?
If you're going to piss on the floor then go piss in the street.
I noticed a few things sitting down crapping.
There is always some guy in the next toilet making a nuclear ****.
You can smell it, you can hear him having a hard time.
To ignore this I look at the writing on the walls.
Why do people write there names on the wall?
People who do this act like the toilet is a famous landmark and they
must leave a mark there so you know it.
The toilets in Venice are worse.
There is only one in almost every building.
The toilet is moreless a hole the ground.
The locks always get jammed.
I got stuck into one.
I used everything to get that lock open.
I used a plunger............
The plunger got me out
I hit the lock with a plunger
So do you got any public bathroom stories?
When you first walked in to a public toilet, there is always one shading guy making a pee. This is why I use the toilets and not the urinal.
Most of the time you'll have 3 toilets you may choose from.
Today I tired door number one. I couldn't use that toilet because a diaper was left on the seat. I mean did a baby crawl into the toilet and change itself? That's my only explantion to why someone would leave a diaper laying around.
The next toilet had **** stains around the bowl.
Toilet three had to do.
The first thing I see is pee around the lip.
Why is it always wet in there?
Why can't people lift the lids up?
Why are people always missing the toilet?
If you're going to piss on the floor then go piss in the street.
I noticed a few things sitting down crapping.
There is always some guy in the next toilet making a nuclear ****.
You can smell it, you can hear him having a hard time.
To ignore this I look at the writing on the walls.
Why do people write there names on the wall?
People who do this act like the toilet is a famous landmark and they
must leave a mark there so you know it.
The toilets in Venice are worse.
There is only one in almost every building.
The toilet is moreless a hole the ground.
The locks always get jammed.
I got stuck into one.
I used everything to get that lock open.
I used a plunger............
The plunger got me out
I hit the lock with a plunger
So do you got any public bathroom stories?
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