FEAR THE BAT said:I gotta see this tape. Just for proving that its actually Screech with two chicks. I woulda NEVER thought he could pull off a threesome.
Lurk said:If they'll let you smear poo on their faces, I imagine they wouldn't have a problem doing Screech. If he managed to bang Kelly and Jessie, then I'd be suspicious.
Equint77 said:Dirty Screech
wowEquint77 said:
Equint77 said:i won't go into details but it involves giving a girl a "brown" mustache during sex.
I'll leave it at that.
enterthemadness said:That is gross. Just sick. How could anyone in their right ****ing mind want that done to them?
enterthemadness said:I just read what a angry pirate and strawberry shortcake is. I just lost all faith in the human race.
it is WRONG!
FEAR THE BAT said:Convo in a future porn production featuring the talented Mr. Diamond...
Director: Hey there Dusty, now, this is what I'm lookin' for in this scene. After the "pogostick" I want you to swipe that broad's backside and give her that Screech special.
Screech McSchlong: Which one??
D: Whaddaya mean which one??
S McS: Well, I have several.
D: Like???
S McG: Well, there's the Dirty Dustin, the Slimy Screech, the Screech'stache and this new one I've been perfecting.
D: Whats the new one??
S McG: Basically its the same as the Screech'stache but the thing is prior to us getting on set I make her eat a whole box of purple popsicles. I call it....The Grimace.