num1batfan said:
defntly agree with you here. defintly. the reason batman part 5 was so cool was because it was RELISTIC (altho it could have been more). and thats wat people want these days. batman part 1 and 2 mite have worked with the joker (a guy wearing clown makeup? gimme a break) and the penguin (totaly unbelevable) because in the 80s everyune was a liberal hippy and on drugz. but now w ith 9/11 and the war an iraq people want relism.
Ha ha

Ignoring you're social commentary how is the Penguin unbelievable? He's already lost most of the the umbrella and bird stuff in the comics.
mr freeze: loose the suit, loose the ice gun. maybe have him jus t b from canada (its really cold up there) and have him come to gotham to try to becum mayor in order to destroy the american way of life.
mad hatter: no one has seen alice in 1nderland anymore. they shuld totally change this guy. change his name to th e madd hatta (always wearing a backwards baseball cap) an have him be a gangsta rapper who gets gotham involved in a huge gang w ar.
poison ivy: may b like a ultra liberal activist who wants bruse wayne to stop "pollution" so batman has to stop her.
Well I'm glad someone's trying to come up with some different ideas and isn't confounded by a realistic appraoch. Some fanboys are just in denial or are unable to use their imaginations to come up with a re-styling...
That said, I'm sorry but I ain't really feeling the first two ideas here. Mr.Freeze is a mayor from Canada?

Mad Hatta all you've retained is something about a hat. You've ignored the potential of these characters and their core motives.
There are a few ways to go with Mad Hatter and obviously he needs something about mind control. One, there's the pedophilia thing. Make him a child molester 'pied-piper' type and just reference the nasty stuff instead of showing it. Now that would be
very realistic, but perhaps a little too much for WB and family audiences.
Second you can make him a pimp. His mind-warped girls play out fairytale fantasies for clients. When other crooks cause problems for his business he mind controls them as well. Mind control can cybernetic, drugbased or just strangely psychological.
Third, you can make him a cult leader like Charles Manson or David Koresh. He controls a group of beautiful blonde Alice's who commit robberies and murder for him. They all look the same, talk at the same time, have no mind. Creeeepy.
But then Mad Hatter is really about children and innocence. Like Batmans best villains he has a unique perspective underneath the themed crimes and silly costumes. I like how he's portrayed in Arkham Asylum:
"Now where was I? Where will I be? Ah yes, the apparent disorder of the universe is simply a higher order, an implicate order beyond our comprehension. That's why children interest me. They're all mad, you see. But in each of them is an implicate adult. Order out of chaos. Or is it the other way around? To know them is to know myself. Little girls especially. Little blonde girls. Little shameless *****es! Oh god. God help us all!"
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"I should say I'm very much cleverer than any of the people who put me here. As a matter of fact, I could leave any time I wanted. It's only a doll's house after all. Anyway, I don't mind. I like dolls.
Mad-Hatter cannot recognise the higher order in our world, but then when you're a child you don't have to. You don't question, the world is a playground. By that all children are mad because they're not burdened by a submitting to a higher meaning. So children are chaos who will one day will become adults (order). Or is it the other way around, is naiviete a simple form of order and questioning the path to chaos? That begins to explains his obsession with children & fairytales. Hw wants a simpler version of reality. In which he is the higher order.
Mad Hatter would be a good villain to start the new trilogy after B3. The Robin trilogy. About a child who becomes an adult.