No More Crank Dats!!!

[PyroChamber]

I was on youtube and I found out that now there's a

"Crank Dat Iron Man"
"Crank Dat Jugganaut (and yes it's actually spelled that way)"
"Crank Dat Iceman"
"Crank Dat Hulk
"Crank Dat Peter Pan"
"Crank Dat Jump Rope"
"Crank Dat Yank"

and

"Crank Dat Lion King"

I guess pretty much all you need nowadays is a beat with a lot of snaps similar to Crank Dat Soulja Boy, some dumb moves, a random superhero or fictional character, some bad rhymes and voila a new dance and a new dumb song to go with it.

 

[Crook]

You're like a year late.

 

[DDS]

True, but it doesn't make me agree with Chamber any less.

 

[PyroChamber]

You're like a year late.

Maybe I am, but still. Goddamn! How many more are there going to be?

 

[DDS]

Maybe I am, but still. Goddamn! How many more are there going to be?

A couple dozen more until Soulja Boy finally becomes a punchline to an unfunny joke on VH1 (which will probably take at least 5 years).

 

[Crook]

I'll say this though, anyone else find it funny that all these new hip hop dances completely fly in the face of the stereotype that black people can dance? I mean seriously, they look like idiots with their moves.

 

[PyroChamber]

A couple dozen more until Soulja Boy finally becomes a punchline to an unfunny joke on VH1 (which will probably take at least 5 years).

That hasn't happened already? Isn't he officially considered a one-hit wonder now?

 

[DDS]

edit

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Maybe I am, but still. Goddamn! How many more are there going to be?

crank dat Beta Ray Bill

 

[PyroChamber]

I wonder what the Crank Dat Joker will look like?

 

[IRON_Lad]

wasn't there a "Crank Dat Batman"?

 

[Mister J]

"Crank Dat Lion King"

 

[SapphirePrima]

Wow... I knew about a few of them but I didn't know it was that many.

 

[Joker]

There's a "Crank Dat Spider-Man" too.

 

[Untilteld]

"Crank Dat PWN3R RANGER" exists.

 

[lemmasaurus]

Ahhh, this was already dead! I forgot about it! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO BRING IT UP AGAIN

 

[Mee]

I'm holding out for Crank Dat Hooters Pimp.

 

[Untilteld]

I'm holding out for Crank Dat Hooters Pimp.

Ha ha.

 

[Mee]

Crank Dat Hooters Pimp: by Mee feat. Mee



(Yoooouuuu!)
Hooters Pimp I tell 'em
Hey I got a new dance fo you all called the Hooters Pimp
(Yoooouuuu!)
You gotta punch then crank back three times from left to right
(Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh yeeeeaaaah!)


Hooters Pimp Off In This Plaaaaaace
Watch Me Eat What's
On My Plaaaaaaaaaate
Watch me Crank Dat Hooters Pimp
Then Hal Jordan That Oooh
Now, Watch me You...
(Crank Dat Hooters Pimp)
Now, Watch me You...
(Crank Dat Hooters Pimp)
Now, Watch me You...
(Crank Dat Hooters Pimp)
Now, Watch me You...
(Crank Dat Hooters Pimp)


Hooters Pimp Off In This Plaaaaace
Watch Me Flex And Watch Me Draw
Hal Jordan Dat Oh
Then I Go Vince Young On All'uh Y'all
Super Fresh, Now Watch Me Post
Jocking On Them Haterz Man
When I Do Dat Hooters Pimp
I Prove You Wrong You Understand
(Now You)
I'm Gettin All The Ladies
And If We Get To Fightin
Then I'm Takin All Your Ladies
You Catch Me At Yo Local Hooters
Yes I Am There Everyday
Haterz Get Mad Cause
I Got Me The Finest Babes

*chorus*

I'm Bouncin On My Toe
Watch Me Take It To Arab huh
And He Gonna Take It Up For Sho
Haterz Wanna Be Me
Hooters Pimp, I'm The Man
They Be Lookin At My Neck
Saying Is Them Rubber Bands Man? (man)
Watch Me Do It (Watch Me Do It)
Dance (Dance)
Let Get To It (Let Get To It)
Nope, You Can't Do It Like Me
No, So Don't Do It Like Me
Folk, I See You Tryna Do It Like Me
Man That Crap Was Ugly

*chorus*


I'm To Clean Off In This Place
Watch Me Crank It
In Yo Face
Watch Me Crank Dat Nightavenger
Then Super soak Your Nose
Super Soak Your Nose[x9]
I'm Too Fresh Off In This Piece
Watch Me Show
Now Watch Me Gig
Watch Me Crank My Shoulder Work
And Hal Jordan That Thing (x5)
(Awwwwwww) (You)

*chorus*



Word.

 

[PyroChamber]

Just found Crank Dat Pokemon and Crank Dat Emo Style

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Crank Dat Hooters Pimp: by Mee feat. Mee



(Yoooouuuu!)
Hooters Pimp I tell 'em
Hey I got a new dance fo you all called the Hooters Pimp
(Yoooouuuu!)
You gotta punch then crank back three times from left to right
(Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh yeeeeaaaah!)


Hooters Pimp Off In This Plaaaaaace
Watch Me Eat What's
On My Plaaaaaaaaaate
Watch me Crank Dat Hooters Pimp
Then Hal Jordan That Oooh
Now, Watch me You...
(Crank Dat Hooters Pimp)
Now, Watch me You...
(Crank Dat Hooters Pimp)
Now, Watch me You...
(Crank Dat Hooters Pimp)
Now, Watch me You...
(Crank Dat Hooters Pimp)


Hooters Pimp Off In This Plaaaaace
Watch Me Flex And Watch Me Draw
Hal Jordan Dat Oh
Then I Go Vince Young On All'uh Y'all
Super Fresh, Now Watch Me Post
Jocking On Them Haterz Man
When I Do Dat Hooters Pimp
I Prove You Wrong You Understand
(Now You)
I'm Gettin All The Ladies
And If We Get To Fightin
Then I'm Takin All Your Ladies
You Catch Me At Yo Local Hooters
Yes I Am There Everyday
Haterz Get Mad Cause
I Got Me The Finest Babes

*chorus*

I'm Bouncin On My Toe
Watch Me Take It To Arab huh
And He Gonna Take It Up For Sho
Haterz Wanna Be Me
Hooters Pimp, I'm The Man
They Be Lookin At My Neck
Saying Is Them Rubber Bands Man? (man)
Watch Me Do It (Watch Me Do It)
Dance (Dance)
Let Get To It (Let Get To It)
Nope, You Can't Do It Like Me
No, So Don't Do It Like Me
Folk, I See You Tryna Do It Like Me
Man That Crap Was Ugly

*chorus*


I'm To Clean Off In This Place
Watch Me Crank It
In Yo Face
Watch Me Crank Dat Nightavenger
Then Super soak Your Nose
Super Soak Your Nose[x9]
I'm Too Fresh Off In This Piece
Watch Me Show
Now Watch Me Gig
Watch Me Crank My Shoulder Work
And Hal Jordan That Thing (x5)
(Awwwwwww) (You)

*chorus*



Word.

Brillant

 

[Asteroid-Man]

I didn't even like it the first time.

 

[Joker]

I didn't even like it the first time.

You're just upset cause no one has made a "Crank Dat Asteroid-Man"

 

[Asteroid-Man]

I'd find the person who made that and push 'em off the edge of the earth.

 

[Mee]

Brillant

I be all up in the Grammys son.