Now here's a charity event I know y'all would participate

[bulok]

The Seventh Annual *********e-a-Thon

May 3, 2007: San Francisco, CA - The Center for Sex and Culture, the only publicly available, non-profit sex education center in the United States, is proud to announce the Seventh Annual *********e-a-Thon, Saturday, May 26th in San Francisco, in honor of National *********ion Month. [Can we get a Hallmark card for this?] Founded in 2000, the star-studded *********e-a-Thon is like a walk-a-thon but a lot more fun [and a lot more exhausting]. Through individual sponsorships, participants generate revenue in this live group event for every minute they *********e or for each orgasm claimed...

Since it's first year, *********e-a-Thons have raised over $25,000.00 from over 1,700 pledged participants from six different countries. Trophies were awarded to stand-out [stand-up?] participants and in 2006 participants for Longest Time Spent *********ing (Male: 8.5 hours and Female: 6.5 hours), and Most Orgasms (Male: 6 and Female: 49). For 2007, a new record category has been established: Greatest Ejaculation Distance...

Separate areas of the *********e-a-Thon site spaces will be set aside for both mixed and single-gender groups... This year the event will feature a news commentary desk [so that's where Dan Rather ended up], commercials by and for *********ors [I'm betting Nair for Palms is a top-tier sponsor], an opera singer [it ain't over 'til she sings], and themed *********ion stages and sets for men and women. [Rub one out during the Renaissance!] In addition to the music, there will also be a video area where spectators can catch the action [I really hope that was just a bad, unintentional pun] as it unfolds on the live video stream.

Pledge sheets and detailed co-sponsorship and fund remittance instructions are available at

www.*********e-a-Thon.com

It's not like we'd be put out or anything, and if you get caught you can just say it's for a good cause.

 

[guitarsingerguy]

This if ****ing hilarious.

 

[SWAT]

* More *********ion means more
sexual self-awareness.

... I Am Aware!

 

[Fledermaus]

I've been training for this ever since the onset of puberty. I'm ready.

 

[Lord Valumart]

you guys just discovered this?

and what sort of guy can go over 8 hours