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[Panthro]

SCOTT: "First, take a big step back... and literally, **** YOUR OWN FACE! I don't know what kind of pan-pacific ******** power play you're trying to pull here, but Asia Jack is my territory. So whatever you're thinking, you'd better think again! Otherwise I'm gonna have to head down there and I will rain down in a Godly ****ing firestorm upon you! You're gonna have to call the ****ing United Nations and get a ****ing binding resolution to keep me from ****ing destroying you. I'm talking about a scorched earth, mother****er! I will massacre you! I WILL **** YOU UP!"
XAVIER: "Logan, I thought I told you not to let him watch Tropic Thunder!"
LOGAN: "Sorry boss, my bad, my bad."

 

[Ratcrawler]

Bobby: So Storm, how's that Yaoi fic of yours coming along?

Ororo: I think I just got over my writer's block.

Scott: Sorry, sir. You must be THIS *****e-y to enter.

 

[Ratcrawler]

Gambit: Bon soir, friends. Dr. Gambit here for Dr. Gambit's School of Pick Up Artistry. Has dis ever happened to you?

Scott: Excuse me, miss. If you're not to busy, would you like to discuss combat scenarios and back up strategies at my place this Friday night?

Gambit: PITIFUL! Why not grab a seat and take a few notes on how it's done?

Gambit: Hey dere, fruity lips. I got some cereal in mah pocket. Why not come back to my place, sugar butt?

Polaris: I'm 15 but okay!

Gambit: Zut Alors! Now why don't you give it a try.

Scott: Hey your lips are sugary and I've got fruit back at my place, cereal butt.

Emma: ...Impregnate me. Now.

Gambit: Close enough! So why not give ol' Dr. Gambit a call at 1-800-NOT-RAPE and find a campus near you? Remember, wit' Dr. Gambit, love is in da cards!

 

[Panthro]

Bobby: So Storm, how's that Yaoi fic of yours coming along?

Ororo: I think I just got over my writer's block.

Scott: Sorry, sir. You must be THIS *****e-y to enter.

 

[Panthro]

Gambit: Bon soir, friends. Dr. Gambit here for Dr. Gambit's School of Pick Up Artistry. Has dis ever happened to you?

Scott: Excuse me, miss. If you're not to busy, would you like to discuss combat scenarios and back up strategies at my place this Friday night?

Gambit: PITIFUL! Why not grab a seat and take a few notes on how it's done?

Gambit: Hey dere, fruity lips. I got some cereal in mah pocket. Why not come back to my place, sugar butt?

Polaris: I'm 15 but okay!

Gambit: Zut Alors! Now why don't you give it a try.

Scott: Hey your lips are sugary and I've got fruit back at my place, cereal butt.

Emma: ...Impregnate me. Now.

Gambit: Close enough! So why not give ol' Dr. Gambit a call at 1-800-NOT-RAPE and find a campus near you? Remember, wit' Dr. Gambit, love is in da cards!

Hehehahahahaha

 

[Panthro]

WOLVERINE: "Hey guys, do you mind? We're having a completely heterosexual moment here."

SCOTT: "No I will not do a gag about the Disney-Marvel merger! That's just too easy!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks a lot, Panthro, Mini! Great stuff all around!

 

[ultimatefan]

SCOTT: What the hell are you doing?
WOLVERINE: Sorry, Disney said we have to be cuddly, touchy-feely superheroes now.
SCOTT: I wish I were dead.
WOLVERINE: Yeah, we finally have something in common.

 

[Panthro]

SCOTT: What the hell are you doing?
WOLVERINE: Sorry, Disney said we have to be cuddly, touchy-feely superheroes now.
SCOTT: I wish I were dead.
WOLVERINE: Yeah, we finally have something in common.

Hehehehehehehehe

CYCLOPS: "So what's the deal Logan? You won't answer my letters, you won't return my calls, I will not be ignored!"
WOLVERINE: "Dude, we just had coffee."

LOGAN: "Um, Cycke, personal space, we talked about this."

CYCLOPS: "I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart!"

CYCLOPS: "Admit it, you're the one who got the writers to stack the deck against me! You're the one who told the writers to reimagine my origin to make me a completely incompetent and worthless wuss of a recruit with latent anger management problems who couldn't do anything right without Jean didn't you?! Didn't you?!"
WOLVERINE: "Sorry dude, nothing personal. It was just business."

LOGAN: "Jeez Cycke, what is your problem?"
SCOTT: "My problem is I've had it with you! I've had it with all of you! I've had it with being the dumped on boyscout of this friggin' franchise! I've had it with never getting any perks despite being a founding member of this stinkin' team! And I've had it with wearing that stupid trench-coat from the Matrix! I Want Room Service! I want the club sandwich! I want the cold beer! I want the expensive $10,000 dollar a night hookers!"

CYCLOPS: "Alright, it was one thing to turn the fan base against me with your shallow rugged anti-hero bad boy loner crap, it was another thing to usurp my position as confident leader of the X-Men, it was yet another thing to steal my surrogate son relationship towards Xavier, and it was something else altogether when you started boning my woman behind my back, but you do not... you... do... NOT... you simply do not get to watch my f***ing TV!" [kicks Wolverine below the belt]

 

[Panthro]

It was inevitable -

CYCLOPS: "Tell you what, we coulda had a good life together! ****in' real good life! Had us a place of our own. But you didn't want it, Logan! So what we got now is Brokeback Mountain! Everything's built on that! That's all we got, boy, ****in' all. So I hope you know that, even if you don't never know the rest! You count the damn few times we have been together in nearly twenty years and you measure the short ****ing leash you keep me on - and then you ask me about Mexico and tell me you'll kill me for needing somethin' I don't hardly never get. You have no idea how bad it gets! I'm not you... I can't make it on a coupla high-altitude ****s once or twice a year! You are too much for me Logan, you sonofa****eson *****!" [pause] "I wish I knew how to quit you."
WOLVERINE: "Well, why don't you? Why don't you just let me be? It's because of you Scott, that I'm like this! I'm nothin'... I'm nowhere... Get the **** off me! I can't stand being like this no more, Scott."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! great stuff!

 

[ultimatefan]

CYCLOPS: See, THIS is how Jean likes that you touch her breast, firm but gentle.
WOLVERINE: I KNEW making you a complete wussie in this cartoon would eventually pay off...

 

[Panthro]

CYCLOPS: See, THIS is how Jean likes that you touch her breast, firm but gentle.
WOLVERINE: I KNEW making you a complete wussie in this cartoon would eventually pay off...

 

[Panthro]

MAGNETO: "I want you to get down on your knees and suck my-"
PYRO: "But I thought you weren't gay!"
MAGNETO: "Damn it Pyro, this isn't about sex! This is about how far you're willing to go for the greater good, for the cause!"

 

[Ratcrawler]

Hank: Scott?

Scott: Yeah Hank?

Hank: What's with the trench coat?

Scott: What? Trench coats are cool. They're like the new cape.

Hank: Cool, huh? Is that why yours is the blandest shade of gray possible?

Scott: Are you making fun of my sense of style or my inability to distinguish colors as anything but shades of red?

Hank: Whichever's funnier.

Scott: Gosh, Hank, maybe it'd look better on you. Oh wait, no it wouldn't because you're always crouching, your shoulders are half a mile apart and your gorilla hair makes you sweat in anything that's not an open vest.

Hank: At least my head's not wrapped in a condom.

Scott: That's funny, Hank. You're funny. See this face? This is my face laughing at your funny, funny joke.

 

[Panthro]

Hank: Scott?

Scott: Yeah Hank?

Hank: What's with the trench coat?

Scott: What? Trench coats are cool. They're like the new cape.

Hank: Cool, huh? Is that why yours is the blandest shade of gray possible?

Scott: Are you making fun of my sense of style or my inability to distinguish colors as anything but shades of red?

Hank: Whichever's funnier.

Scott: Gosh, Hank, maybe it'd look better on you. Oh wait, no it wouldn't because you're always crouching, your shoulders are half a mile apart and your gorilla hair makes you sweat in anything that's not an open vest.

Hank: At least my head's not wrapped in a condom.

Scott: That's funny, Hank. You're funny. See this face? This is my face laughing at your funny, funny joke.

 

[Panthro]

CYCLOPS: "Little to the left... that's it... oh yeah..."

LOGAN: "Hey, how many times do I have to tell you two to cut this kinky crap out?! We're on a kids show, damn it! We can't do this kind of content!"
SCOTT: "But the writers completely castrated me in this series! I deserve something like this to keep me going at the end of the day!"
EMMA: "Same here!"

LOGAN: "It's my turn with the interactive sex simulator!"

CYCLOPS: "But I thought you liked this kinky stuff Emma."
EMMA: "Scott, there's kinky and then there's just plain absurd, and this is just plain absurd."

EMMA: "Well I had to get him ridiculously drunk, but I've finally got him right where I want him. And now, I shall have my way with him, and seeing as how he's a guy, no one will honestly believe him when he says I took advantage of him, nyehehehe..."

JEAN: "Get away from my man, biotch! Sure he's an incompetent and completely worthless wuss, but he's MY incompetent and completely worthless wuss!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Great stuff guys!

 

[ultimatefan]

JEAN: Yeah, I´m on my period, how did you guess?

 

[ultimatefan]

EMMA: Damn, and I thought his eyes were the only part he used to make holes on things!

 

[Panthro]

CYCLOPS: "For four hundred years, that word has kept us down."
JEAN: "What the Hell?"
CYCLOPS: "Took a whole lotta tryin' just to get up that hill. Now we're up in the big leagues, gettin' our turn at bat. As long as we live, it's you and me, baby..."
JEAN: "That's the theme song to the Jeffersons! You need help!"
CYCLOPS: "Just because it's a theme song doesn't mean it's not true."

SCOTT: "Jean, I'm telling you, it was THIS long."
JEAN: "You've got to be s***in' me. It's not physically possible."
SCOTT: "I s*** you not. I know what I saw."

 

[Panthro]

WOLVERINE: "You know, I think I've reached a corner/turning point."
CYCLOPS: "Oh yeah? You f***in' petites now?"
WOLVERINE: "No, I'm not talkin' about that. I beat the s*** out of some kids today."
X-MEN: ""
WOLVERINE: "But it was for a purpose. It made me feel good about myself."
X-MEN: ""
WOLVERINE: "I just feel like I did something constructive with my life, I don't know, like I accomplished something."
CYCLOPS: "You need many years of therapy. Many many many long long years of therapy."

SCOTT: "I'll tell you what you need man! What you need is a fatty-boom-batty blunt, and I guarantee you'll be seeing a sailboat, an ocean, and maybe even some of those big-titted mermaids doing some of that lesbian s***. Look at me, look at me, you sloppy biotch!"
LOGAN: ""

SCOTT: "I wash my hands and feet of you!"

SCOTT: "You will drink the black sperm of my vengeance!"
LOGAN: "Oh dude, that is just wrong on so many levels."

SCOTT: "For the last time Jean, paper beats rock."

JEAN: "But that doesn't make any sense!"

 

[Rain]

Cyclops: No ticket .

 

[Panthro]

Great use of an Indiana Jones quote.

CYCLOPS: "Tom Rothman can throw all the henchmen and bodyguards he wants at me, but nothing will stop me from achieving vengeance!"

CYCLOPS: "For the last time I am not Robocop! When was the last time you saw Robocop wearing a friggin' trench-coat?"

 

[ultimatefan]

Gfreat stuff Panthro, Random!